Kazahkstan
@kazahkstan.bsky.social
Iowan, political analyst, RuneScaper since 2005. Red Bull Racing, Phillies, New England Patriots.
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Twitch: twitch.tv/imKazahkstan
Blog: kazahkstan.wordpress.com
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@imKazahkstan
2nd of January, officially time to take down the Christmas decorations
January 2, 2026 at 6:40 AM
2nd of January, officially time to take down the Christmas decorations
SQUALL ALERT ISSUED
December 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
SQUALL ALERT ISSUED
My plans for 2026:
December 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
My plans for 2026:
Four games of my 2025:
December 28, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Four games of my 2025:
When did "dead" become a taboo word? Oh your grandmother "passed"? I wasn't aware that she was a racecar driver in her advanced age.
December 26, 2025 at 5:26 AM
When did "dead" become a taboo word? Oh your grandmother "passed"? I wasn't aware that she was a racecar driver in her advanced age.
Jaxx DeJean sounds like a failed 90s mascot platformer
December 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Jaxx DeJean sounds like a failed 90s mascot platformer
AFC EAST CHAMPIONS BABY!!! The Pats are BACK
December 22, 2025 at 5:13 AM
AFC EAST CHAMPIONS BABY!!! The Pats are BACK
If I could bring one person back from the dead, it'd probably be the cat from Madonna's "Express Yourself" video
December 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
If I could bring one person back from the dead, it'd probably be the cat from Madonna's "Express Yourself" video
The fact that somebody can shoot 11 people and walk away, and Kash Patel's FBI is too incompetent to do anything about it is chilling
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
FBI under Kash Patel has become ‘internally paralyzed by fear’, new report reveals
Leaked assessment based on confidential accounts from 24 FBI sources describes organization as a ‘rudderless ship’
www.theguardian.com
December 15, 2025 at 9:01 AM
The fact that somebody can shoot 11 people and walk away, and Kash Patel's FBI is too incompetent to do anything about it is chilling
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Parking lots in downtown Des Moines, south of Cherry Street- 2018 (pre-COVID) vs 2025
December 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Parking lots in downtown Des Moines, south of Cherry Street- 2018 (pre-COVID) vs 2025
Hovering Squid World 97A
December 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Hovering Squid World 97A
We're swabbing the deck, which is Navy for floor
And when we're done mopping, we'll mop it some more
Swab means mop!
Deck means floor!
And when we're done mopping, we'll mop it some more
Swab means mop!
Deck means floor!
December 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
We're swabbing the deck, which is Navy for floor
And when we're done mopping, we'll mop it some more
Swab means mop!
Deck means floor!
And when we're done mopping, we'll mop it some more
Swab means mop!
Deck means floor!
Reposted by Kazahkstan
Commentary: Can You Guys Come Pick Me Up? I Accidentally Returned To Mars https://theonion.com/can-you-guys-come-pick-me-up-i-accidentally-returned-to-mars/
December 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Commentary: Can You Guys Come Pick Me Up? I Accidentally Returned To Mars https://theonion.com/can-you-guys-come-pick-me-up-i-accidentally-returned-to-mars/
Schwarber back with the Phillies on a five year contract ⚾️
www.mlb.com/news/kyle-sc...
www.mlb.com/news/kyle-sc...
Schwarber returning to Phils on 5-year deal; contract worth $150M
ORLANDO, Fla. -- In the end, nothing could pry Kyle Schwarber away from the Phillies.
The Phillies re-signed Schwarber to a five-year deal, the club announced on Tuesday night. The deal is worth $150 ...
www.mlb.com
December 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Schwarber back with the Phillies on a five year contract ⚾️
www.mlb.com/news/kyle-sc...
www.mlb.com/news/kyle-sc...
How much resource consumption is driven by unwarranted and unwanted AI prompts that have been grafted onto literally everything as of late? I would bet it probably outpaces consumption from actual, intentional AI usage.
December 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
How much resource consumption is driven by unwarranted and unwanted AI prompts that have been grafted onto literally everything as of late? I would bet it probably outpaces consumption from actual, intentional AI usage.
Do they owe us a living? Of course they fucking do!
December 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Do they owe us a living? Of course they fucking do!
Reposted by Kazahkstan
50% of holiday shopping this year will be done by the top 10% of earners. That means the richest Americans will have more gifts under their tree than the other 90% combined.
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 AM
50% of holiday shopping this year will be done by the top 10% of earners. That means the richest Americans will have more gifts under their tree than the other 90% combined.
36% of Americans approve of the President's job performance, but 21% of Americans believe that rabbits lay eggs (and something tells me there's a lot of overlap)
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
36% of Americans approve of the President's job performance, but 21% of Americans believe that rabbits lay eggs (and something tells me there's a lot of overlap)
If you'd like a copy of all of my posts on video cassette, please send $29.95 plus $4.95 shipping & handling to the address on your screen. No C.O.D.s please
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
If you'd like a copy of all of my posts on video cassette, please send $29.95 plus $4.95 shipping & handling to the address on your screen. No C.O.D.s please
We're in an unprecedented era of people declaring the current era is unprecedented. Never before in the entire history of mankind have we been more prone to hyperbole
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 AM
We're in an unprecedented era of people declaring the current era is unprecedented. Never before in the entire history of mankind have we been more prone to hyperbole
Your New England Patriots are #BestInTheNFL
a football player with the number 26 on his jersey is running on the field .
ALT: a football player with the number 26 on his jersey is running on the field .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Your New England Patriots are #BestInTheNFL
It's the start of a new era #NewEnglandPatriots
a man in a patriots helmet holds a football
ALT: a man in a patriots helmet holds a football
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
It's the start of a new era #NewEnglandPatriots