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Kazahkstan
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Iowan, political analyst, RuneScaper since 2005. Red Bull Racing, Phillies, New England Patriots.

Twitch: twitch.tv/imKazahkstan
Blog: kazahkstan.wordpress.com
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@imKazahkstan
2nd of January, officially time to take down the Christmas decorations
January 2, 2026 at 6:40 AM
CHICKENS BEWARE
December 31, 2025 at 6:04 AM
SQUALL ALERT ISSUED
December 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
My plans for 2026:
December 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Four games of my 2025:
December 28, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Happy Boxing Day
December 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
When did "dead" become a taboo word? Oh your grandmother "passed"? I wasn't aware that she was a racecar driver in her advanced age.
December 26, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Jaxx DeJean sounds like a failed 90s mascot platformer
December 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
AFC EAST CHAMPIONS BABY!!! The Pats are BACK
December 22, 2025 at 5:13 AM
If I could bring one person back from the dead, it'd probably be the cat from Madonna's "Express Yourself" video
December 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The fact that somebody can shoot 11 people and walk away, and Kash Patel's FBI is too incompetent to do anything about it is chilling
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
FBI under Kash Patel has become ‘internally paralyzed by fear’, new report reveals
Leaked assessment based on confidential accounts from 24 FBI sources describes organization as a ‘rudderless ship’
www.theguardian.com
December 15, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Parking lots in downtown Des Moines, south of Cherry Street- 2018 (pre-COVID) vs 2025
December 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Hovering Squid World 97A
December 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
We're swabbing the deck, which is Navy for floor
And when we're done mopping, we'll mop it some more
Swab means mop!
Deck means floor!
December 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Reposted by Kazahkstan
Commentary: Can You Guys Come Pick Me Up? I Accidentally Returned To Mars https://theonion.com/can-you-guys-come-pick-me-up-i-accidentally-returned-to-mars/
December 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
How much resource consumption is driven by unwarranted and unwanted AI prompts that have been grafted onto literally everything as of late? I would bet it probably outpaces consumption from actual, intentional AI usage.
December 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Do they owe us a living? Of course they fucking do!
December 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Reposted by Kazahkstan
50% of holiday shopping this year will be done by the top 10% of earners. That means the richest Americans will have more gifts under their tree than the other 90% combined.
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 AM
36% of Americans approve of the President's job performance, but 21% of Americans believe that rabbits lay eggs (and something tells me there's a lot of overlap)
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
If you'd like a copy of all of my posts on video cassette, please send $29.95 plus $4.95 shipping & handling to the address on your screen. No C.O.D.s please
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
We're in an unprecedented era of people declaring the current era is unprecedented. Never before in the entire history of mankind have we been more prone to hyperbole
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Your New England Patriots are #BestInTheNFL
a football player with the number 26 on his jersey is running on the field .
ALT: a football player with the number 26 on his jersey is running on the field .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 AM
It's the start of a new era #NewEnglandPatriots
a man in a patriots helmet holds a football
ALT: a man in a patriots helmet holds a football
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM