Found this a day later—makes my point better than I did in 48 words:

And a rate increase next month. You’re welcome.

Kinda is, tho? They’re just disguised as politicians, mortgage lenders, and scam artists.

Can’t think of a better argument for attending college than that lunatic saying we shouldn’t.

Lawsuits incoming.

All the way to 8:03? Overachiever.

Did he even say thank you for my attention to this matter?

Please don’t. We are brimful of our own idiots at the moment.

Thank you. It was a cold hike, definitely.

I like all your work, Ben, but this one’s exceptional. Very well done.

Serious question: Sheriffs have to post a bond to cover any accidents or misconduct on their watch—why isn’t this a requirement for ICE? Seems that would dis-incent all but legitimate enforcement duties. Maybe that’s some legislation we need.

Yup. Crocodile tears.

Granted, she isn’t the worst senator out there, but she seems to only ever take a stand when the conclusion is foregone. No backbone when it could actually make a difference.

Sen. Susan Collins is said to be “concerned” and will announce her opinion in 2032.

His chin is weaker than this, tho…