It would be hilarious.

Somehow that's less scary than the dude at the library that leaves his dog in the car but also has a weird mask on the passenger headrest.

YES, this rings a bell!!! Thank you!

It's one of those things that often gets buried in an author's note in some fic from 3+ years ago.

What kind of cookies are they? They're beautiful!

Oh, I might have to do that. I have kalettes in the fridge!

Did a majority reply, at least?

That's what I thought it was but I don't know anyone else that would eat turkey dinner with white rice. Love it!

What is beside the cranberry sauce? Excellent carving!

I hope you find a lovely new home for the turkey.

I am that person. If we travel as family, we get loyalty priority in zone 2 but we also have tiny humans, one car seat that needs to be installed on the plane on top of backpacks and carry-on suitcases. I literally need all the time I can get to get our shit together.

I am VERY glad you can drown them out. I can't believe it's still beeping.