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what is ur spaghetti policy?
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When Kendrick said hey Drake and smiled at the camera I screamed laughed in a way I didn’t think possible. #superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
master of parallel parking, sad loser of an amateur at backing in to park
February 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
john krasinky’s squeaky laugh makes me fold every time
February 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
my whole fucking family can eat my asshole & choke on it
February 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Might as well save this to post it a million times lol
January 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
me
January 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
forever having to explain to doctors when they ask about my family history that idk my dads family’s history, but immediately following it up w yes my dad is in my life, we just haven’t seen the rest of them in over 10 years. so sorry doc, your guess is as good as mine, maybe even better.
January 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
decided today was a good day to wash & clean out my car & apparently so did everyone & their momma in the SE WI area
January 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
my favorite part of being chronically ill is trying to differentiate my normal symptoms or the possibly i caught the stomach flu that’s been going around bc either way it feels the exact same 😗
January 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
can we just eradicate the entire male population atp (except the ones i like)
January 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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all you people who told us to calm down can go fuck yourselves
January 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
wearing a black “make america emo again” cap, & tilting my head down just a tad so no one gets bamboozled & gets me fucked up
January 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
“she looks like spit forms at the sides of her mouth when she talks” has got to be one of the best insults i’ve spewed off in a minute honestly

(turns out she does. CLOCKED.)
January 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Most commonly used phrases this year:

"I told you so"

"I tried to warn you"
January 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
i refuse to believe some of you are the same age as me, drink some WATER
January 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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January 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
you always see posts about how much blue collar men love alt girls, but there’s not NEARLY enough talk about the ravers loving alt girls

or maybe it’s just me specifically idk
January 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
i don’t even listen to Latto like that, but i would go to one of her shows for the sole reason of watching her effortlessly jiggle it 😮‍💨
January 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
i miss tiktok for a lot of reasons, but the hopecore videos when i need a good cry has gotta be at the top 😭
January 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
guys there’s nothing wrong w having an opinion, but like maybe research that opinion before stating it as fact or conspiracy
January 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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New politician test:

“Are trans rights human rights?”

If they answer ANYTHING other than an immediate YES, walk away while saying “I’m not voting for you.”
January 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
the guests at the event i bartended for tonight asking not once, but twice, to turn off the tv bc the news was on & they didn’t wanna be depressed at their party were so real for that

(we did after we found the remote)
January 26, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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Updated DEI list of companies committed to DEI
Costco, Meijer,Kroger,Giant Grocery,Ben & Jerry’s,Ulta,Macy’s, Old Navy,Nordstrom’s,TJ Maxx,GoTo Foods (includes Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon, and more…),Dollar Tree, Walgreens, Wegmans (for those on the east coast)
January 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Read.
Read books.
Reading books is resistance.

Buy.
Buy books.
Buying books is resistance.

Share.
Share books.
Sharing books is resistance.

Celebrate
Celebrate books.
Celebrating books is resistance.
January 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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I’m telling everyone: Do not open the door or say a word unless you’re expecting someone and know exactly who it is.

Know your rights. Pass these around…
January 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM