Kalimah Fernandez Sims
@kayfern07.bsky.social
Cat mom, who's all things IP, science, & books....yep sci-fi in faded jeans 👖 Also, an IP attorney and creator of Proof Assistant by Uvuvate
Get in touch: linkthread.com/kalimahsims
Get in touch: linkthread.com/kalimahsims
Convo w someone about sm. My take is one must assume that ur sm feeds are trained on u but not in the same way as fb back in the day. Meaning that a feed/post while relevant to u in some fashion, is very much NOT related to you at the time. Algorithms create an illusion of sort.
December 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Convo w someone about sm. My take is one must assume that ur sm feeds are trained on u but not in the same way as fb back in the day. Meaning that a feed/post while relevant to u in some fashion, is very much NOT related to you at the time. Algorithms create an illusion of sort.
I'm a happy camper. Happy holidays to all and to all a good night 😴
December 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I'm a happy camper. Happy holidays to all and to all a good night 😴
I just realized that my last post seems like I was talking 💩ing myself but I wasn't. Im talking abt every flush by everyone who used the toilet...restrooms are full of fecal particles and you cannot avoid it. I personally want lids installed and used on all toilets. That's what im posting about.
December 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I just realized that my last post seems like I was talking 💩ing myself but I wasn't. Im talking abt every flush by everyone who used the toilet...restrooms are full of fecal particles and you cannot avoid it. I personally want lids installed and used on all toilets. That's what im posting about.
Hoping there are no flight delays. The top reason why: restrooms. When I'm pushed and have to go, I dread flushing because it means fecal particles all over. I ALWAYS use the toilet lid, y'all, but there's no lid in public. You can bring toiletries for everything else but the fecal explosive.
December 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Hoping there are no flight delays. The top reason why: restrooms. When I'm pushed and have to go, I dread flushing because it means fecal particles all over. I ALWAYS use the toilet lid, y'all, but there's no lid in public. You can bring toiletries for everything else but the fecal explosive.
Saturday outfit alert ⚠️
December 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Saturday outfit alert ⚠️
I went down a rabbithole on the internetS/social media. I'm logging out now 🤣 🤪 😂
December 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I went down a rabbithole on the internetS/social media. I'm logging out now 🤣 🤪 😂
In college I got into outdoor stuff like rock climbing, rollerblading, hiking, river rafting, kayaking. Country line dancing. Mesh pit thing at Limp Bizkit concert (bc my friend needed a wingperson. It was not fun 🫠). Lessons in tennis, golf, ice skating, skiing, tap dance, skydiving once 🤣.
December 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
In college I got into outdoor stuff like rock climbing, rollerblading, hiking, river rafting, kayaking. Country line dancing. Mesh pit thing at Limp Bizkit concert (bc my friend needed a wingperson. It was not fun 🫠). Lessons in tennis, golf, ice skating, skiing, tap dance, skydiving once 🤣.
So I heard a very thought provoking statement today. That the current social media infrastructure will be the biggest casualty of Ai bc folks will know that their posts will be to LLMs NOT actual people. I want to shout the lady who said it but i cant remember her name.
December 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
So I heard a very thought provoking statement today. That the current social media infrastructure will be the biggest casualty of Ai bc folks will know that their posts will be to LLMs NOT actual people. I want to shout the lady who said it but i cant remember her name.
Im on this potato chips thing. & my sister was joking Im going get you your old fav "sour cream and onion" Since my teens (hbp in family yall), I would get on this salt reduction kick and everybody had to suffer. Then eat chips everyday for 3 months 🤣 straight. Last sm post of the day...logged off
December 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Im on this potato chips thing. & my sister was joking Im going get you your old fav "sour cream and onion" Since my teens (hbp in family yall), I would get on this salt reduction kick and everybody had to suffer. Then eat chips everyday for 3 months 🤣 straight. Last sm post of the day...logged off
I skipped around H-town yesterday and got so many fit compliments. (Thought abt it as i picked the fit off the floor this morning). Folks said I was so coordinated but I picked a white t-shirt for a busy tweed skirt & wear the same handbag eryday. Business casual fancy for the win.🥰 made me smile
December 9, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I skipped around H-town yesterday and got so many fit compliments. (Thought abt it as i picked the fit off the floor this morning). Folks said I was so coordinated but I picked a white t-shirt for a busy tweed skirt & wear the same handbag eryday. Business casual fancy for the win.🥰 made me smile
Okay, since I'm one to be straightforward, I can admit I've had a huge crush on this dude. For the high-drama folks, it hasn't been too fun as far as crushes go, because I see glaring issues around listening and public-facing stuff...
December 9, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Okay, since I'm one to be straightforward, I can admit I've had a huge crush on this dude. For the high-drama folks, it hasn't been too fun as far as crushes go, because I see glaring issues around listening and public-facing stuff...
Where are the cat videos 🤣🤣🤣
December 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Where are the cat videos 🤣🤣🤣
I want potato chips (aka my favorite comfort thing) but I cannot til holiday party. Chips and white rice are on my "you're not the boss of me" craving list 🤣. So I can only in moderation🥹. For some folks, it's bread 🍞 for comfort food win. Mine is potato chips 🥔or white rice🍚.
December 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I want potato chips (aka my favorite comfort thing) but I cannot til holiday party. Chips and white rice are on my "you're not the boss of me" craving list 🤣. So I can only in moderation🥹. For some folks, it's bread 🍞 for comfort food win. Mine is potato chips 🥔or white rice🍚.
🍵Matcha w peppermint leaf tea in a Santa mug. Happy Friday y'all.
December 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
🍵Matcha w peppermint leaf tea in a Santa mug. Happy Friday y'all.
This one too.
open.spotify.com/track/4nFrcG...
open.spotify.com/track/4nFrcG...
Me & U
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December 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
This one too.
open.spotify.com/track/4nFrcG...
open.spotify.com/track/4nFrcG...
I had the idea of sending Christmas cards with a vegan cookie to folks this year. But to my surprise, I had to go to multiple stores because they are selling Christmas cards in bulk (you know, 20 cards in a pack) now. Grinchs...they are Grinchs 🤣🤣🤣
December 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I had the idea of sending Christmas cards with a vegan cookie to folks this year. But to my surprise, I had to go to multiple stores because they are selling Christmas cards in bulk (you know, 20 cards in a pack) now. Grinchs...they are Grinchs 🤣🤣🤣
Soo excited 😊 another first booked. Let's go.
December 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Soo excited 😊 another first booked. Let's go.
Oh man,I made these holiday plans but I feel like traveling will suck. flight prices, travel delays and weather...snowing?
December 3, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Oh man,I made these holiday plans but I feel like traveling will suck. flight prices, travel delays and weather...snowing?
🚨new newsletter post for you about the podcast patent landscape (not the usually content/copyright stuff). Get tips if you're in the podcast industry person/creator. Subscribe/like/comment open.substack.com/pub/kalimahs...
Podcast IP Decoded: What Happens After You Hit Publish, and Why It Matters More Than You Think
What Podcasters Must Know About Apple IP, Spotify's Arsenal, and the Fight for RSS Feeds.
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December 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
🚨new newsletter post for you about the podcast patent landscape (not the usually content/copyright stuff). Get tips if you're in the podcast industry person/creator. Subscribe/like/comment open.substack.com/pub/kalimahs...
Is it rude to ask folks to stop texting me sm reels? especially my mama bc she will call me and ask me if I looked at em 🤣
Im drafting a text like..Dear mama (tupac style 🤣) I don't have the capacity to not engage w my phone and sm right now. I click the links too often esp when im at my job.
Im drafting a text like..Dear mama (tupac style 🤣) I don't have the capacity to not engage w my phone and sm right now. I click the links too often esp when im at my job.
December 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Is it rude to ask folks to stop texting me sm reels? especially my mama bc she will call me and ask me if I looked at em 🤣
Im drafting a text like..Dear mama (tupac style 🤣) I don't have the capacity to not engage w my phone and sm right now. I click the links too often esp when im at my job.
Im drafting a text like..Dear mama (tupac style 🤣) I don't have the capacity to not engage w my phone and sm right now. I click the links too often esp when im at my job.
Another one...just magically storytelling to a beat open.spotify.com/track/28MnrT...
Spotify – Web Player
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December 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Another one...just magically storytelling to a beat open.spotify.com/track/28MnrT...
This record is IT. When it came out, I was like, "She captured the mild-mannered sci-fi girl that's ME." I remembered playing it for anyone who would allow me to 🤣, incl my old office mate who looked at me like I see you. I was like you see me. The whole album 🔥. open.spotify.com/track/2nGFzv...
Put Your Records On
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December 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
This record is IT. When it came out, I was like, "She captured the mild-mannered sci-fi girl that's ME." I remembered playing it for anyone who would allow me to 🤣, incl my old office mate who looked at me like I see you. I was like you see me. The whole album 🔥. open.spotify.com/track/2nGFzv...