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Kayden
@kaydencollie.bsky.social
That emo border collie from the Midwest.
29 y/o. (They/It/Toy); Single.
Singer, Musician, Artist, D&D Nerd, among other things.
18+ only, Minors DNI. 🔞
Pinned
Y'all, I hate having to log on every day and block so many people, but we have THIS in our bio for a reason. Read it.
sleepy sleeper.....
November 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Just for you, Diz.
June 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Squishy tummy...........
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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The beach looks interesting today
November 25, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Doodled up a pooltoy Charizard last night.
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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I can't take any sonar porn or sexy man art seriously all I can think of is this
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I need to get designs of my bird OC ideas done
November 23, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
September 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Being inanimate would fix me tbh
November 21, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Been thinking abt this video of MW3 if it came out today all night
November 22, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Been a bad day today, but hopefully it'll get better either later or tomorrow.
November 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Being inanimate would fix me tbh
November 21, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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The wereraven drakewarden and his dragon rest side by side, basking in the sunlight as they take in the breathtaking view of the city below 🌄

#Art #Dragon #Wereraven #DnD #Fantasy #Drakewarden
November 21, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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:)
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I miss being played with-
November 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Me when I talk about being A Thing Of Sorts (which can change a lot) and that gives me gender euphoria

Plus getting treated like a toy/object/thing and being degraded for it, top tier gender euphoria
talking about gender with my parents: I don't think about it much

talking about gender with my friends: thinking about being a plush with embroidery stretchmarks gives me gender euphoria
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Don't mention NSFW and don't mention the word commission as well, to be safe.

Sharing to help many. Keep going guys and be careful.
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 20, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I got turned into an abandoned truck in the woods and all my pain from the past 3 days went away immediately. 10/10 would do again
November 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Need everyone to treat me like this tbh
Giving all my inanimate friends affirmations tonight by saying:

• I forgot its name already.
• It has it/its pronouns.
• I talk about it as it is, not as it was.
• I warned all its friends that it might not message them again.
• It is my most useful furniture/clothing/vehicle even if I forgot why.
November 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Giving all my inanimate friends affirmations tonight by saying:

• I forgot its name already.
• It has it/its pronouns.
• I talk about it as it is, not as it was.
• I warned all its friends that it might not message them again.
• It is my most useful furniture/clothing/vehicle even if I forgot why.
November 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Toy........
November 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Wait, holy fuck. We are more than halfway through Hypnovember and I haven't dropped a single time yet. I need to fix that at some point.
November 18, 2025 at 5:46 AM