Kayden
@kaydencollie.bsky.social
That emo border collie from the Midwest.
29 y/o. (They/It/Toy); Single.
Singer, Musician, Artist, D&D Nerd, among other things.
18+ only, Minors DNI. 🔞
29 y/o. (They/It/Toy); Single.
Singer, Musician, Artist, D&D Nerd, among other things.
18+ only, Minors DNI. 🔞
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Kayden
@kaydencollie.bsky.social
· Oct 18
Y'all, I hate having to log on every day and block so many people, but we have THIS in our bio for a reason. Read it.
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Just two gay pooltoys 🐉🐋
This picture has honestly been melting my heart since we got it last week AAAAAAAA. Love you @ryucas5.bsky.social :3
🎨 @auzutea.bsky.social
This picture has honestly been melting my heart since we got it last week AAAAAAAA. Love you @ryucas5.bsky.social :3
🎨 @auzutea.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Just two gay pooltoys 🐉🐋
This picture has honestly been melting my heart since we got it last week AAAAAAAA. Love you @ryucas5.bsky.social :3
🎨 @auzutea.bsky.social
This picture has honestly been melting my heart since we got it last week AAAAAAAA. Love you @ryucas5.bsky.social :3
🎨 @auzutea.bsky.social
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I really do look great in a leather suit, don't I?~
Art done by a simple gimp~
Art done by a simple gimp~
October 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I really do look great in a leather suit, don't I?~
Art done by a simple gimp~
Art done by a simple gimp~
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thinking about being a macbook
November 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
thinking about being a macbook
Idk why but this brainrot hit me way too hard for being from a meme
thinking about being a macbook
November 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Idk why but this brainrot hit me way too hard for being from a meme
thinking about being a macbook
November 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
thinking about being a macbook
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(CW: Statue TF, Bad End)
The shady trader who sold Dilmir this artifact promised that it would "forever bring out the target's best self". Good news: Its accidental activation pulled all his positive thoughts to the surface of his mind. Bad news: Not many thoughts left after a year or ten as stone.
The shady trader who sold Dilmir this artifact promised that it would "forever bring out the target's best self". Good news: Its accidental activation pulled all his positive thoughts to the surface of his mind. Bad news: Not many thoughts left after a year or ten as stone.
November 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
(CW: Statue TF, Bad End)
The shady trader who sold Dilmir this artifact promised that it would "forever bring out the target's best self". Good news: Its accidental activation pulled all his positive thoughts to the surface of his mind. Bad news: Not many thoughts left after a year or ten as stone.
The shady trader who sold Dilmir this artifact promised that it would "forever bring out the target's best self". Good news: Its accidental activation pulled all his positive thoughts to the surface of his mind. Bad news: Not many thoughts left after a year or ten as stone.
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Is FFXIV still being DDOS'd to kingdom come or can I actually play the game now? (I don't have a sub currently but I've been wanting to resub, just been holding on it because of the DDOS stuff lately)
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Is FFXIV still being DDOS'd to kingdom come or can I actually play the game now? (I don't have a sub currently but I've been wanting to resub, just been holding on it because of the DDOS stuff lately)
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Ough... I love being called a good toy......
November 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Ough... I love being called a good toy......
Replacing all the appliances in my house with sentient robots
November 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Replacing all the appliances in my house with sentient robots
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the only cryptobro I would give my money.
November 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
the only cryptobro I would give my money.
Thinking about robots.......
November 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Thinking about robots.......
Last repost reminds me of how I got teased by an unnecessarily hot motorcycle anthro and that was a fucking ride (no pun intended)
November 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Last repost reminds me of how I got teased by an unnecessarily hot motorcycle anthro and that was a fucking ride (no pun intended)
It's me, the Motorcycle Fucker
images that spring to mind unbidden, part 756: "my buddy the Motorcycle Fucker"
November 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
It's me, the Motorcycle Fucker
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images that spring to mind unbidden, part 756: "my buddy the Motorcycle Fucker"
February 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
images that spring to mind unbidden, part 756: "my buddy the Motorcycle Fucker"
Torn between renewing my FFXIV subscription or playing my OSRS ironman... I can do both, but also I'd rather commit to one more
November 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Torn between renewing my FFXIV subscription or playing my OSRS ironman... I can do both, but also I'd rather commit to one more
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November 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Hypnovember 2025: 05 - Factory
Silver and Reboot were exploring another world and they both got captured. They both got reworked and reprogrammed to be obedient wind-up key robots. Reboot might struggle for a bit, but he will succumb to the changes soon~ Inspired by the Robokremlings from DK64!
Silver and Reboot were exploring another world and they both got captured. They both got reworked and reprogrammed to be obedient wind-up key robots. Reboot might struggle for a bit, but he will succumb to the changes soon~ Inspired by the Robokremlings from DK64!
November 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Hypnovember 2025: 05 - Factory
Silver and Reboot were exploring another world and they both got captured. They both got reworked and reprogrammed to be obedient wind-up key robots. Reboot might struggle for a bit, but he will succumb to the changes soon~ Inspired by the Robokremlings from DK64!
Silver and Reboot were exploring another world and they both got captured. They both got reworked and reprogrammed to be obedient wind-up key robots. Reboot might struggle for a bit, but he will succumb to the changes soon~ Inspired by the Robokremlings from DK64!
Trying to game but too lost in brainrot-
November 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Trying to game but too lost in brainrot-
I got asked if I was gonna hang with someone and I just said "Hopefully I'll exist in some meaningful capacity, then maybe."
Me 5 minutes later: Car. oo===oo
Me 5 minutes later: Car. oo===oo
November 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I got asked if I was gonna hang with someone and I just said "Hopefully I'll exist in some meaningful capacity, then maybe."
Me 5 minutes later: Car. oo===oo
Me 5 minutes later: Car. oo===oo
Been kinda just lost in the sauce since I woke up this morning. It's all good lol.
November 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Been kinda just lost in the sauce since I woke up this morning. It's all good lol.
Laying on the floor until I somehow get inanimate TF'd
November 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Laying on the floor until I somehow get inanimate TF'd
I need to get messed with a whole lot more.
November 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I need to get messed with a whole lot more.
Ough... I love being called a good toy......
November 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Ough... I love being called a good toy......
I woke up in the middle of the woods as a car, yet again. It happens. --===--
November 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I woke up in the middle of the woods as a car, yet again. It happens. --===--