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Kav "The woke took Pepe le Pew from us" P 🍉
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Translator of too many languages who Plays Games Poorly at http://twitch.tv/kav_p, makes videos at https://www.youtube.com/@KavP & decolonises museums while literally getting their PhD in detecting white nonsense. Support me: http://patreon.com/kavp
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Twoo wuv.
Selfie with me and my grey and white fluffy cat Beelzebumble. We're both looking at the camera and she looks like the angel she is Selfie with me and my grey and white fluffy cat Beelzebumble. We're both looking lovingly into each other's eyes, because we are ridiculous
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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This loops way too well for its own good

#Creep #CreepTapes
November 10, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Please I would like to return my child
November 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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She has a hard life
My fluffy grey and white cat Beelzebumble is lying on her back on the sofa. She is a very happy kitty
October 22, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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I think I've been spotted
The little head of my fluffy grey and white cat Beelzebumble is peeping out from the arm of the sofa. She's on her side and looks like she's just woken up
October 20, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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I think Bumbly likes her new cat tree
My fluffy grey and white cat Beelzebumble is hugging her new, much taller, much more sturdy cat tower
October 18, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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I'll be the first to critique people for using donations as a means to deflect criticism. But there's something uncomfortable about fixating on the brown comedian trying to (likely performatively) atone for bad judgement in a sea of white dude comedians doing no such thing with their blood money
CNN headline reads: "Here's what Aziz Ansari can do with his Riyadh Comedy Festival money"
October 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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I can't help but feel like there's an important flag missing from the table here
An image accompanying an article about the Gaza peace deal shows a bunch of white dudes gathered around a table with the Israeli and US flags on it
October 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Honestly, the more I think about my ideal travel destination, the more I realise it's Vigeland Park in Oslo, with the creepiest baby-related shit you've seen in your life
A statue of a naked man being attacked by angry babies. He is attempting to kick and throw them away from him, but they just keep coming A statue of a naked woman with long, plaited hair on her hands and knees, with two naked babies riding on her back. The baby in front has a big grin on its face as it uses the woman's long plait as a gag/bit in her mouth. The overall affect is "I wish I could unsee this"
October 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Apropos of nothing, I might be going to #Switzerland for a few days next month. Please tell me the weirdest shit that you can see or do there. I'm talking ugly statues, awkward lore, bad food, examples of monumental failure - that kind of thing

Give me the equivalent of Norway's angry baby statue
Gustav Vigeland's angry baby statue, showing a naked baby having a tantrum while standing up
October 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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I will never be as excited
October 3, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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October 3, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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I live for the emotional whiplash of Shudder comments
The first review on Shudder for the film "House on Eden" gives five skulls, reading: "I loved it. It was a good movie." The review immediately beneath gives one skull and reads: "Dull and boring"
October 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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My kink continues to be seeing people earnestly discussing the 'decolonisation' of either Palestine or Israel in terms of ethnostates.

My favourite, though, has to be 'Israel is the most successful example of decolonisation in the modern world' 🙄

Show me a single pre-colonial ethnostate. I'll wait
A skeleton is waiting patiently on a park bench
September 25, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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I hate international time zones
A series of messages to my partner. They read: Hey! You! Do you remember? The 21st night of Sept-shit! It's the night of September, I'm too early 😭😭😭 Ignore this 😅
September 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Bumbly wants to be friends with her cousins so bad, but given the size difference it's a bit difficult for her to convey love in the way she's accustomed
September 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Horrible little jellybeans having a horrible little tantrum after their bedding was changed 😤
September 7, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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This is basically all that's left to record in my upcoming literal music video for Kate Bush's "Running Up That Hill".

Yep. Let me know if you have decent recording equipment and want to contribute some "wailing" and "screaming".

Sneak preview in my stream now!

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A table of alternative lyrics for Kate Bush's "Running Up That Hill", with recorded lyrics crossed out. All that's left to record are multiple lines reading "wailing" and "screaming"
August 23, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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I am more or less 100% sure that I have never given YouTube any indication that I am interested in any of this whatsoever

It's a veritable smörgåsbord of irrelevance
An array of irrelevant YouTube thumbnails including two gaming thumbnails with men reacting to some screenshot with an open jaw, several political videos, an Ed Sheeran playlist (I can't name a single one of his songs) and a trailer for Zootopia 2 (I haven't even seen the first one and don't watch 3D animations at all). Where are they getting this information
August 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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I thought this would be a funny thing to put into my upcoming video on #OnCinema but didn't account for how many times I'd have to listen to the same footage on loop in making sure everything was aligned and in sync

Now I realise that this is the last thing you hear before you die
July 28, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Contextless teaser from the video I'm releasing next week
July 27, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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"Misogynoir"? Are you sure, @moderation.bsky.app @bsky.app?
Posts on Bluesky flagged by Bluesky moderation with "misogynoir" read as follows: "White privilege is getting to be president, twice, before your base realizes that the pictures you have with Epstein, the fact that you and Epstein praised each other and the fact that you and Epstein were accused of raping a child together, in court, might just mean you're on the Epstein List." "To all colonizers- there was never "nobody there" before you got there. Ever."
July 26, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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The Bumble Lisa's smile
My fluffy grey and white cat Beelzebumble is lounging on a table and looking at the camera with what looks like a sly grin
July 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Hmm, I saw someone's post mentioning decolonisation being flagged with "intolerance", went to their account to see the profile was also flagged with "intolerance", and that any posts mentioning "Zionists" were similarly flagged.

Makes me wonder if I'm also getting flagged. Has anyone noticed?
Someone's reply an article by the Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) reads "DSA never uses decolonization framework". It has been flagged by Bluesky with the term "Intolerance" The same person's profile has been flagged with "Intolerance". Their pinned post, also flagged with "Intolerance" shares some screenshots of posts relating to Bernie Sanders. Their post reads: "Zionist genocidal birds of a feather flock together. Both Bernie and Zohran Mamdani are Zionists and should be in prison." I personally don't know the context for this post, and I'm aware that some people have been using the term "Zionist" as a dogwhistle means to be antisemitic, but I don't necessarily see indications of that here, though I could stand to be wrong.
July 22, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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A meme from The Simpsons (originally of Joy Lovegood desperately wailing "Won't somebody *please* think about the children?!"), this time saying "Won't somebody *please* think about the white farmers"
July 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM