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neuroinsurgent.
Wowwww..... there's a name I haven't heard in a long time. Threads.
November 11, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Honestly, this always befuddled me, anyway. Even when it wasn't $6.05, or was $5.05 and they paid $6.05 because they wanted a dollar in quarters.
November 11, 2025 at 6:29 AM
The sub didn't split; you must acquit
November 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
"Homer, have you been indicting that sandwich again?"
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November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
What? "We will win. We will win." didn't inspire you like the leaders at Stalingrad?
November 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
She might have made him a hoagie or a grinder. I don't know what region she's from.
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I think it's been the coward Democrats that have allowed it.

Pointing out that Republicans are duplicitous hypocrites isn't actually "doing anything". Why would the Republicans feel bad for getting exactly what they want?
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November 6, 2025 at 12:42 PM
To be fair, this is pretty typical-- it's just that previous administrations were better at concealing it. I didn't think anyone could be as transparently evil as Cheney (ft. Bush) in the corruption, but here we are.
November 6, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Yeah. I get "lost" in nearly any "context change"-- like when you forget why you went in the next room, except for me, it's everything: clicking a menu open, unlocking my phone, launching an app. Even if I've just done the thing 500 times in a row.

I definitely would panic if someone was watching.
November 6, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Math panic? They just assume they won't know and don't want to get it wrong... and look silly.

Similar: our product was installed in freezers in life science, research, biotech, and fertility labs. I got a call saying our "temp conversion doesn't work". They put in -40F, got -40C.
November 6, 2025 at 11:41 AM
"Mr. Cheney, what would you say is your most underappreciated achievement?"

"Building 7"
November 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
See? That's why Hitler never did any war crimes.
November 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
But think of all the gamines it could hold.
November 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"YoU'Re A cOnSpIrAcY tHeOrIsT!"
November 1, 2025 at 7:01 AM
* the $230MM because Trump.. umm.. was investigated for a crime he did.
November 1, 2025 at 6:59 AM
It's ignorance that has consequences-- the election is incidental.

How can a system built on honor, good faith, and integrity deal with this cadre of would-be feudal lords who were plainly willing to do whatever it took to get them back into office?
BTW, Trump wants $10MM less than Hans Gruber did.
November 1, 2025 at 6:58 AM