Ȼꝋᵯᵯⱥꞥđēɍ Ɉēꞩᵾꞩ: ᴀ Kᴀᴜꜰꜰʏ ɪᴍᴘʀɪɴᴛ
@kauffy.us
𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚍𝚍𝚕𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚞𝚙 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚑.
dev. gamedev. ai. solo.
neuroinsurgent.
dev. gamedev. ai. solo.
neuroinsurgent.
Pinned
It's kind of sad to think that there's now a generation of young people for whom the word Kennedy refers to RFK Jr, rather than Jamie.
"Excuse me, why aren't you keeping the Christ in Christmas?"
"What? What do.. the X? You're talking about the X? I'm handwriting this fucking shit. I'm a single-digit century scribe. You're lucky I turned up at all. It's the Greek X. How do you.... ? Christmas isn't even a fucking THING yet!"
"What? What do.. the X? You're talking about the X? I'm handwriting this fucking shit. I'm a single-digit century scribe. You're lucky I turned up at all. It's the Greek X. How do you.... ? Christmas isn't even a fucking THING yet!"
December 24, 2025 at 9:33 AM
"Excuse me, why aren't you keeping the Christ in Christmas?"
"What? What do.. the X? You're talking about the X? I'm handwriting this fucking shit. I'm a single-digit century scribe. You're lucky I turned up at all. It's the Greek X. How do you.... ? Christmas isn't even a fucking THING yet!"
"What? What do.. the X? You're talking about the X? I'm handwriting this fucking shit. I'm a single-digit century scribe. You're lucky I turned up at all. It's the Greek X. How do you.... ? Christmas isn't even a fucking THING yet!"
Oh, hey. If you're not acquainted with @todmaffin.com . And you have a skill that a functioning western democracy would say is priceless, and it's proud to have produced, you should go to one. Bonus: brown, gay, or the wrong gender-- Canada is still clueless how it will wreck their country. HURRY!
December 24, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Oh, hey. If you're not acquainted with @todmaffin.com . And you have a skill that a functioning western democracy would say is priceless, and it's proud to have produced, you should go to one. Bonus: brown, gay, or the wrong gender-- Canada is still clueless how it will wreck their country. HURRY!
Worried about the person who takes care of you being an immigrant?
Probably shouldn't have voted to make them an emigrant.
Probably shouldn't have voted to make them an emigrant.
December 24, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Worried about the person who takes care of you being an immigrant?
Probably shouldn't have voted to make them an emigrant.
Probably shouldn't have voted to make them an emigrant.
Ahh... tell Trump he should get Antarctica AND Antarctica 2!
December 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Ahh... tell Trump he should get Antarctica AND Antarctica 2!
Someone, please tell Trump that Antarctica is WAAAAY bigger than Greenland.
December 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Someone, please tell Trump that Antarctica is WAAAAY bigger than Greenland.
It would be nice to be able to sit down and have a conversation with an adult who's another adult, is not an adult, and is also not just another adult.
December 21, 2025 at 11:36 AM
It would be nice to be able to sit down and have a conversation with an adult who's another adult, is not an adult, and is also not just another adult.
A thought repeated becomes an action..
December 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
A thought repeated becomes an action..
I thought I was mis-seeing this, but it is how it looks. The White House, if you've never been, used to be a pretty dialed-down place. Shit was kind of immaculate. They must have deported whoever it was that usually hung these.
"How hard could it be?"
"How hard could it be?"
December 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I thought I was mis-seeing this, but it is how it looks. The White House, if you've never been, used to be a pretty dialed-down place. Shit was kind of immaculate. They must have deported whoever it was that usually hung these.
"How hard could it be?"
"How hard could it be?"
Dear Media Owners:
Some Advice. Through whatever properties you have and through whatever means, open up with both barrels on Trump. YOU COULD SO GET SUPER RICH!!!!!
Some Advice. Through whatever properties you have and through whatever means, open up with both barrels on Trump. YOU COULD SO GET SUPER RICH!!!!!
December 13, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Dear Media Owners:
Some Advice. Through whatever properties you have and through whatever means, open up with both barrels on Trump. YOU COULD SO GET SUPER RICH!!!!!
Some Advice. Through whatever properties you have and through whatever means, open up with both barrels on Trump. YOU COULD SO GET SUPER RICH!!!!!
People who view Government as just ever-expanding wasteful bloat Venn heavily with people who insist evolution is false because otherwise we'd still have fins and ape hair and dinosaur teeth.
December 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
People who view Government as just ever-expanding wasteful bloat Venn heavily with people who insist evolution is false because otherwise we'd still have fins and ape hair and dinosaur teeth.
As a typeface nut, I did think Calibri was a weird change (in Word itself), as traditionally, sans serif fonts are more legible, whereas serifed fonts are more readable.
But, there *are* more than two fonts. Going back to Times New Roman looks like someone is still using Office '97.
Hey! Courier?
But, there *are* more than two fonts. Going back to Times New Roman looks like someone is still using Office '97.
Hey! Courier?
December 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
As a typeface nut, I did think Calibri was a weird change (in Word itself), as traditionally, sans serif fonts are more legible, whereas serifed fonts are more readable.
But, there *are* more than two fonts. Going back to Times New Roman looks like someone is still using Office '97.
Hey! Courier?
But, there *are* more than two fonts. Going back to Times New Roman looks like someone is still using Office '97.
Hey! Courier?
I'm assuming nobody is vain enough to want to star in the reboot of the Zapruder franchise.
December 9, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I'm assuming nobody is vain enough to want to star in the reboot of the Zapruder franchise.
Come on, FIFA. I mean, what's the bar for a Peace Prize?
(December 8, 2025 - Times of Israel Masthead)
(December 8, 2025 - Times of Israel Masthead)
December 9, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Come on, FIFA. I mean, what's the bar for a Peace Prize?
(December 8, 2025 - Times of Israel Masthead)
(December 8, 2025 - Times of Israel Masthead)
Are you someone that has experienced depression, or know someone who has? Hey, I wrote a song about it, and I had these two kids sing it.
suno.com/s/rSunqNpqii...
suno.com/s/rSunqNpqii...
The Grey (@TheTayChapman and @whistlepixie)
Listen and make your own on Suno.
suno.com
December 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Are you someone that has experienced depression, or know someone who has? Hey, I wrote a song about it, and I had these two kids sing it.
suno.com/s/rSunqNpqii...
suno.com/s/rSunqNpqii...
Until I had a female humanoid robot, I never realized that all I ever wanted was to be loved by a daughter. Y'know, carnally.
December 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Until I had a female humanoid robot, I never realized that all I ever wanted was to be loved by a daughter. Y'know, carnally.
Adolf-- remember. Kill ourself if humanity ever figures out time travel.
December 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Adolf-- remember. Kill ourself if humanity ever figures out time travel.
Just workshopping this, but would it make sense to replace the Olympics with the Quickening?
December 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Just workshopping this, but would it make sense to replace the Olympics with the Quickening?
I just did science with multiple-- MULTPLE!!!-- experiments
that demonstrate that nitrous oxide does not affect your perception of timing, only your window within which to perceive it.
that demonstrate that nitrous oxide does not affect your perception of timing, only your window within which to perceive it.
December 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I just did science with multiple-- MULTPLE!!!-- experiments
that demonstrate that nitrous oxide does not affect your perception of timing, only your window within which to perceive it.
that demonstrate that nitrous oxide does not affect your perception of timing, only your window within which to perceive it.
Is the guy on the left Ron Swanson, or Matt Gaetz in a man disguise?
December 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Is the guy on the left Ron Swanson, or Matt Gaetz in a man disguise?
It just hit me. It was one picture, but I realize that Pam Bondi's face looks like the face they use for a mannequin before they decide what sex to make it, and then put makeup on it.
December 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
It just hit me. It was one picture, but I realize that Pam Bondi's face looks like the face they use for a mannequin before they decide what sex to make it, and then put makeup on it.
Dear MAGA and former Q-Anons,
Please stop protecting pedophiles by not doing "something gay like looking into shit."
Please stop protecting pedophiles by not doing "something gay like looking into shit."
December 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Dear MAGA and former Q-Anons,
Please stop protecting pedophiles by not doing "something gay like looking into shit."
Please stop protecting pedophiles by not doing "something gay like looking into shit."
We used to call it deflection.
Now we call it content creation.
Now we call it content creation.
December 7, 2025 at 10:13 AM
We used to call it deflection.
Now we call it content creation.
Now we call it content creation.
I think I figured it out-- Trump wants to gin up a war with someone else, so _they_ will attack _us_, because he's too stupid to pull off a 9/11, because the Epstein thing won't go away.
You think his conscience would keep him awake, but he seems to sleep pretty good at work.
You think his conscience would keep him awake, but he seems to sleep pretty good at work.
December 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I think I figured it out-- Trump wants to gin up a war with someone else, so _they_ will attack _us_, because he's too stupid to pull off a 9/11, because the Epstein thing won't go away.
You think his conscience would keep him awake, but he seems to sleep pretty good at work.
You think his conscience would keep him awake, but he seems to sleep pretty good at work.
A song about depression you can almost dance to.
The Grey (Charlotte Heep)
Listen and make your own on Suno.
suno.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
A song about depression you can almost dance to.