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𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚍𝚍𝚕𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚞𝚙 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚑.
dev. gamedev. ai. solo.
neuroinsurgent.
dev. gamedev. ai. solo.
neuroinsurgent.
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@kauffy.us
· Aug 25
It's kind of sad to think that there's now a generation of young people for whom the word Kennedy refers to RFK Jr, rather than Jamie.
Copyrighting the term "epsteineleven".
November 11, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Copyrighting the term "epsteineleven".
What percentage of former presidents would have sufficient remains intact enough for them to roll over in their graves?
November 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
What percentage of former presidents would have sufficient remains intact enough for them to roll over in their graves?
What percentage of your lifetime is it okay to spend wondering when you are going to become a completely different kind of person?
November 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
What percentage of your lifetime is it okay to spend wondering when you are going to become a completely different kind of person?
"My granddad used to love cars, and he loved ladies, and he especially loved ladies with cars."
"Wow. Very progressive of him. What kind of work did he do?"
"Sold insurance."
©1967 Dad's Jokes Company
"Wow. Very progressive of him. What kind of work did he do?"
"Sold insurance."
©1967 Dad's Jokes Company
November 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
"My granddad used to love cars, and he loved ladies, and he especially loved ladies with cars."
"Wow. Very progressive of him. What kind of work did he do?"
"Sold insurance."
©1967 Dad's Jokes Company
"Wow. Very progressive of him. What kind of work did he do?"
"Sold insurance."
©1967 Dad's Jokes Company
Next time you see ICE, ask them if they're LGBT and when they act like "ooh cooties" you say "Large Guys Bein' Tough" and they laugh and go "yeah" and then you call them a f****t.
November 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Next time you see ICE, ask them if they're LGBT and when they act like "ooh cooties" you say "Large Guys Bein' Tough" and they laugh and go "yeah" and then you call them a f****t.
Just a reminder. I took this picture in 2018, in Cork, Ireland.
November 6, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Just a reminder. I took this picture in 2018, in Cork, Ireland.
Congratulations again to the president for solving the Middle East.
November 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Congratulations again to the president for solving the Middle East.
Democracy is not about choice; Democracy is about consent.
No wonder Trump doesn't like it.
No wonder Trump doesn't like it.
November 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Democracy is not about choice; Democracy is about consent.
No wonder Trump doesn't like it.
No wonder Trump doesn't like it.
Why would humanity need to be a multiplanet species? If we got wiped out, there'd be nobody to observe that fact, or give a shit.
November 1, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Why would humanity need to be a multiplanet species? If we got wiped out, there'd be nobody to observe that fact, or give a shit.
Trump is extorting the DOJ for just $10M less than what Hans Gruber did a whole Die Hard over.
October 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Trump is extorting the DOJ for just $10M less than what Hans Gruber did a whole Die Hard over.
Mike Johnson is in the Epstein files.
October 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Mike Johnson is in the Epstein files.
Fun fact: The youngest female rapper to get a song on Billboard's Top 100? The "Cash Me Ousside" girl from Dr. Phil.
October 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Fun fact: The youngest female rapper to get a song on Billboard's Top 100? The "Cash Me Ousside" girl from Dr. Phil.
"Debbie Downer wasn't a phrase until SNL invented it on 2004!" -- Wow. What an interesting lie.
October 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
"Debbie Downer wasn't a phrase until SNL invented it on 2004!" -- Wow. What an interesting lie.
Enigmas never age... have you noticed that?
October 25, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Enigmas never age... have you noticed that?
Ahh, yes. Trump has truly solved the Israel-Palestine conflict.
Masthead, October 25, 2025
Masthead, October 25, 2025
October 25, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Ahh, yes. Trump has truly solved the Israel-Palestine conflict.
Masthead, October 25, 2025
Masthead, October 25, 2025
Be glad the East Wing isn't shown on the back of the $20 bill, or Trump would have an excuse to re-issue the $20, and then all the other bills, so they match, of course. Who would be on them and which denominations?
October 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Be glad the East Wing isn't shown on the back of the $20 bill, or Trump would have an excuse to re-issue the $20, and then all the other bills, so they match, of course. Who would be on them and which denominations?
Fuck it. I'll say it. It's almost like Trump doesn't give a shit about America.
October 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Fuck it. I'll say it. It's almost like Trump doesn't give a shit about America.
Someone wanting a ballroom 150 years ago is not the same as "they've wanted a ballroom for 150 years".
October 24, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Someone wanting a ballroom 150 years ago is not the same as "they've wanted a ballroom for 150 years".
Sex is great exercise. Therefore my sex robot counts as a health-related expense-- exercise equipment, if you will.
October 22, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Sex is great exercise. Therefore my sex robot counts as a health-related expense-- exercise equipment, if you will.
If you have a transformation, is it complete if you can't love both of your selves?
October 20, 2025 at 11:31 AM
If you have a transformation, is it complete if you can't love both of your selves?
Oh, hey, Canada...
There are lots of folks down here who would make fine and reasonable additions to our dowry. They're in "dumb parts" but treated right, and valued, these folk would make huge bulk in the numbers. A-Yo Saskatchewan. I just want the merch rights. That's what I's asking.
#ohheycanada
There are lots of folks down here who would make fine and reasonable additions to our dowry. They're in "dumb parts" but treated right, and valued, these folk would make huge bulk in the numbers. A-Yo Saskatchewan. I just want the merch rights. That's what I's asking.
#ohheycanada
October 14, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Oh, hey, Canada...
There are lots of folks down here who would make fine and reasonable additions to our dowry. They're in "dumb parts" but treated right, and valued, these folk would make huge bulk in the numbers. A-Yo Saskatchewan. I just want the merch rights. That's what I's asking.
#ohheycanada
There are lots of folks down here who would make fine and reasonable additions to our dowry. They're in "dumb parts" but treated right, and valued, these folk would make huge bulk in the numbers. A-Yo Saskatchewan. I just want the merch rights. That's what I's asking.
#ohheycanada
I was just watching 30+ year old "The Great Outdoors" with John Candy and Dan Aykroyd, where Dan Aykroyd is giving some encouraging wisdom to his two young daughters-- while relating an anecdote, like a good dad.
I could only think "Those analogies are all dead by now."
I could only think "Those analogies are all dead by now."
October 14, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I was just watching 30+ year old "The Great Outdoors" with John Candy and Dan Aykroyd, where Dan Aykroyd is giving some encouraging wisdom to his two young daughters-- while relating an anecdote, like a good dad.
I could only think "Those analogies are all dead by now."
I could only think "Those analogies are all dead by now."