ChatGPT renderings of my pets as people. Guess which one’s the cat and which one’s the dog.
April 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
ChatGPT renderings of my pets as people. Guess which one’s the cat and which one’s the dog.
Someday this will be over. He’ll leave. Time will pass. He’ll be a guest on late night talk shows. Do his funny little dance. We’ll all laugh. He’ll give someone we like a fist bump, and we’ll say he’s gotten kinder with age, relieved we can go back to ignoring abuses that don’t directly affect us.
April 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Someday this will be over. He’ll leave. Time will pass. He’ll be a guest on late night talk shows. Do his funny little dance. We’ll all laugh. He’ll give someone we like a fist bump, and we’ll say he’s gotten kinder with age, relieved we can go back to ignoring abuses that don’t directly affect us.
Our first game of the season! #gophils #waitthatlookslikeisaidgophers
April 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Our first game of the season! #gophils #waitthatlookslikeisaidgophers
I say this with no malice: WTF even is the Delco accent?
March 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I say this with no malice: WTF even is the Delco accent?
We've got AI-generated political scandals now, but we still don't have the shower-dryer combo from Blade Runner.
March 25, 2025 at 12:36 PM
We've got AI-generated political scandals now, but we still don't have the shower-dryer combo from Blade Runner.
I finally decided to join the cool kids and watch Severance.
a close up of a monkey 's face with big green eyes
ALT: a close up of a monkey 's face with big green eyes
media.tenor.com
March 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I finally decided to join the cool kids and watch Severance.
Everyone’s talking about how great Mayhem is, and I couldn’t agree more. youtu.be/tlz-GvJQlVg?...
Agenda Ignis
YouTube video by Mayhem - Topic
youtu.be
March 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Everyone’s talking about how great Mayhem is, and I couldn’t agree more. youtu.be/tlz-GvJQlVg?...
Agreed, China House fortune cookie. Agreed.
March 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Agreed, China House fortune cookie. Agreed.
I saw Kraftwerk last week, and it was easily a top 5 show for me. I know nobody likes watching other people’s concert footage, but seriously. Look at this. It’s like a dystopian rave where the performers are robots and the attendees are just grownups with day jobs.
March 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I saw Kraftwerk last week, and it was easily a top 5 show for me. I know nobody likes watching other people’s concert footage, but seriously. Look at this. It’s like a dystopian rave where the performers are robots and the attendees are just grownups with day jobs.
I get to see these guys tonight! 🤖
Kraftwerk - The Robots (Official Video)
YouTube video by Jozin
youtu.be
March 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I get to see these guys tonight! 🤖
Results of the blood panel: my little buddy has hyperthyroidism and will have to be on meds from now on unless we do the radioactive iodine treatment. I opted for meds because the treatment procedure sounds scary to me, and there’s a risk it might not work.
March 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Results of the blood panel: my little buddy has hyperthyroidism and will have to be on meds from now on unless we do the radioactive iodine treatment. I opted for meds because the treatment procedure sounds scary to me, and there’s a risk it might not work.
Uh, thanks for the tip, fortune cookie?
March 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Uh, thanks for the tip, fortune cookie?
Vet: looks like Nozky’s not grooming herself as much as she should, so we’d like to do a blood panel just to see if anything’s going on.
Me: It’s not that she’s not grooming herself. It’s more that she’s not NOT a basement gremlin.
Me: It’s not that she’s not grooming herself. It’s more that she’s not NOT a basement gremlin.
March 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Vet: looks like Nozky’s not grooming herself as much as she should, so we’d like to do a blood panel just to see if anything’s going on.
Me: It’s not that she’s not grooming herself. It’s more that she’s not NOT a basement gremlin.
Me: It’s not that she’s not grooming herself. It’s more that she’s not NOT a basement gremlin.
Reposted by Katy Llewot
March 1, 2025 at 1:58 PM
What I would give for our dog to be like Dug from Up when she sees a squirrel instead of Joan Crawford from Mommy Dearest.
March 1, 2025 at 1:14 PM
What I would give for our dog to be like Dug from Up when she sees a squirrel instead of Joan Crawford from Mommy Dearest.
She’d been nagging all day, and no amount of petting was enough. Turns out she just needed her blankie.
February 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
She’d been nagging all day, and no amount of petting was enough. Turns out she just needed her blankie.
If you told me this was a Bangles song, I’d be like “wow that’s pretty progressive for the 80s; turn it up.”
Pretty Polly
YouTube video by Norma Night - Topic
music.youtube.com
February 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
If you told me this was a Bangles song, I’d be like “wow that’s pretty progressive for the 80s; turn it up.”
This is the face of someone who licked your pillow until it will never dry, and the stain will forever remind you that dinner is at 3pm if she says it is.
February 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
This is the face of someone who licked your pillow until it will never dry, and the stain will forever remind you that dinner is at 3pm if she says it is.
(Chris Farley voice) Sweet mother of God, what is the holdup? Let the dog eat your breakfast!
February 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
(Chris Farley voice) Sweet mother of God, what is the holdup? Let the dog eat your breakfast!
My cat lovingly, purring, pierced the cartilage of my ear last night. She was petting my face while I slept. As cats do. It still hurts.
February 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
My cat lovingly, purring, pierced the cartilage of my ear last night. She was petting my face while I slept. As cats do. It still hurts.
Reposted by Katy Llewot
If I had a band or a label, I would do a punk cover of "No More Kings" from Schoolhouse Rock. And then I would gather a bunch of people to write a whole album of next-generation Schoolhouse Rock songs, with songs about Social Security and Medicaid and NOAA. I am not kidding in the least.
SchoolHouse Rock - No More Kings
YouTube video by tennesseejed93
www.youtube.com
February 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
If I had a band or a label, I would do a punk cover of "No More Kings" from Schoolhouse Rock. And then I would gather a bunch of people to write a whole album of next-generation Schoolhouse Rock songs, with songs about Social Security and Medicaid and NOAA. I am not kidding in the least.
The children of the grow light. What sweet music they make!
February 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The children of the grow light. What sweet music they make!
So, the wind actually ripped out our fence latch? 😐
February 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
So, the wind actually ripped out our fence latch? 😐