katterfelto
katterfelto.bsky.social
katterfelto
@katterfelto.bsky.social
He/him

Magician, pickleball player, table tennis player/coach, writer, reader, bad uke player.

Unsolicited DMs will be evaluated by a team of angry orcs. Those deemed unworthy will suffer severe consequences involving Wesson oil, baby snakes, and BBs.
Pinned
I've had several interactions with people wanting me to install various messaging programs. Please note: I will not (ever) install WhatsApp, Signal, Telegram, or any similar app.

Now back to your regular programming.
I just got a new laptop. I reinstalled all of my software.
Things are working fine except the Opera browser. It sometimes won’t load web pages. Other browsers are fine. I’ve done all of the troubleshooting I can think of, including a complete reinstall. Still no love.
tl:dr - aaaarrrrrggggghhhhh!!!!
November 17, 2025 at 9:19 AM
November 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Posting this for no apparent reason. It's totally unrelated to my previous post. Truly.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=le1Q...
Theme From New York, New York (2008 Remastered)
YouTube video by Frank Sinatra - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The number of people posting that Zohran Mamdani is probably (or actually) a terrorist just because he's a Muslim is not surprising, but it still is extremely disheartening.
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Linn...

A great song done by a great band, written by a great songwriter/singer
Outside Chance (Remastered)
YouTube video by The Turtles - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Reposted by katterfelto
I’m still shocked that stories like this which come out daily still get largely ignored. The most corrupt person to ever hold any public office in US history. I will keep posting them every day and try to amplify them, even when most media doesn’t care. www.wsj.com/finance/curr...
October 30, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I'm working on some new magic thanks to my friend Gaia Elisa Rossi. It's coming along nicely.

Thank you, Gaia!
October 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Reposted by katterfelto
YEARS of progress destroyed in months‼️
October 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
OMG I took Tylenol while watching Netflix! I'm being groomed to be autistic!
October 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Apropos of nothing, I give you

𝐀𝐧𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝, 𝐨𝐫 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥

To imagine the plan
Takes a person
So far down the totem pole
They are completely
Buried

To debate the plan
Takes many people
With no idea
How to cooperate, plan, or
Discuss
October 2, 2025 at 8:38 AM
I love music. The only genre I’ve never learned to appreciate is opera.

I’m also whatever the opposite of a music snob is. I never put down anyone’s tastes. Whether your thing is Bach, The Beatles, or Bieber, if it makes you happy that’s a good thing.

🎵
September 28, 2025 at 12:30 PM
This sums things up pretty well.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJIL...
My Shit's Fucked Up
YouTube video by Warren Zevon - Topic
www.youtube.com
September 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I've had several interactions with people wanting me to install various messaging programs. Please note: I will not (ever) install WhatsApp, Signal, Telegram, or any similar app.

Now back to your regular programming.
September 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
They say if you survive ten raptures you get the eleventh free.
September 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I just ordered a t-shirt that says “legends never die”.

The picture, you ask? Robert Redford, of course.
September 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I'm the black sheep of my family for thinking there should be the same level of outrage for the shooting death of Rep. Melissa Hortman and countless school children as there is for Charlie Kirk.
September 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Reposted by katterfelto
The ammo used was stamped “TRN” because it was manufactured by the bullet manufacture Turan.

And a MAGAt saw the “TRN” stamp, and apparently thinks about trans people all day every day, and so that’s what they ran with for half a day.

It’s literally that dumb.
September 12, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Dealing in unsubstantiated rumors so you can blame the 'other side' is the height of stupidity.
September 12, 2025 at 10:09 AM
One more photo from the IBM (the magic one, not Big Blue) convention in July.
August 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Better late than never: photos from the IBM (the magic one, not Big Blue) convention in July.
August 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
My nomination for the song most frequently mangled in karaoke is “Patience” by Guns-N-Roses.
August 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Jill Sobule died in a house fire yesterday.

I'd post more but right now I'm just gut-punched.
May 2, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Reposted by katterfelto
🚀🚀
April 15, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Reposted by katterfelto
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
March 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Reposted by katterfelto
I'm not saying anything novel here but it really is just truly despicable to watch them use THEIR OWN COLOSSAL SCREW UP to slander the reporter THEY INCLUDED ON THEIR CLASSIFIED GROUP CHAT
Mike Waltz smears Goldberg as “the bottom scum of journalists.”
March 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM