small town texas final boss is my grandma’s neighbor, nina kay. her whole career was climbing up and repairing electric poles and now she leaves dog food out for the local raccoons.

she constantly has a colony of 15+ raccoons in her backyard. her neighbors hate it, but i think she’s an icon

It me

i may look ok but deep down i’ve read three fantasy romance books in three days and my grip on reality is tentative at best

it’s just me and my compression sock against the world

i hate gay people. what do you mean you have a ‘queer platonic partner’? you mean a FRIEND????

sexuality is so silly. i want Katya out of drag to be my gay boyfriend & Katya in drag to be my bisexual wife. (in this scenario this is in addition to the bisexual wife i already have irl)

i need every event in Austin to STOP feeling like they need a DJ. why am I listening to edm remixes at a print making workshop

too much news. and too much of it is infuriating. i want to move to a sensory deprivation tank

they are saying these things about me as well

wanting a sweet treat but lacking one is a feeling of depression & agony i can hardly explain. worse, when you are too tired to go to a corner store & remedy your situation. c’est la vie et c’est mauvais