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Katrina Davis
@katrinasivad.bsky.social
Comedian and building enthusiast.
https://katrinasivad.com
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New listener Q&A episode of You Don't Even Like This Show with me, @meatjenn.bsky.social and @katrinasivad.bsky.social available now wherever podcasts are at or right here: buff.ly/EykEZFC
Listener Q&A: March 2025
You Don't Even Like This Show · Episode
open.spotify.com
March 31, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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sitting here shook thinking about all the extra spaces after periods i have added in my life. 😂 #allfantasyeverything @katrinasivad.bsky.social @seanjordancomedy.bsky.social
April 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Hmmm, literally the only thing I still mail is my ballot. I’m sure that’s all a coincidence
📬🚨 HUGE NEWS 📬🚨

Trump plans to fire the USPS governing board, merge the Postal Service into the Commerce Department.

It would disrupt 55 years of non-political mail service, and threatens to upend trillions of dollars of ecommerce and the 250 year-old US mail system.
Trump expected to take control of USPS, fire postal board, officials say
The move threatens to upend trillions of dollars in ecommerce business and the 250 year-old Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
There’s roughly a 60% chance that Cher’s version of “It’s In His Kiss” is playing in my head at any given moment.
February 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Why do candy companies make commercials as if the only people in their demographic are on LSD?
February 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Thank you so much for this because things are *not* going well
Being a person with deadly, incurable cancer who is nonetheless still alive for an indefinite timeframe gives me an interesting metaphor that helps me deal with things like large-scale corruption in government or commerce.

Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.
January 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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President Trump has reversed an executive order by former President Joe Biden that calls for federal agencies to promote voter registration.
Trump revokes Biden's order for federal agencies to promote voter registration
President Trump has reversed an executive order by former President Joe Biden that calls for federal agencies to promote voter registration.
www.npr.org
January 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I finished a puzzle at 11:58, ate a cupcake and took a hot shower. Happy New Year, everyone!
January 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Sweating at my boyfriend’s parents’ house, but I can’t take off my sweater because my t-shirt has big fat anime titties on it.
January 1, 2025 at 4:51 AM
When the doctor told my dad he was having a girl, I bet he envisioned sitting in his living room, watching her and his wife do re-enactments of Meryl Streep’s best scenes from She-Devil. The American dream actualized.
December 29, 2024 at 11:00 PM
I’m gonna eat a chocolate chip cookie today I can feel it in my bones
December 28, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Having pie for breakfast happy holidays everyone
December 24, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Last night a guy told my dad that my joke made him understand his father more so that’s my new comedy goal
December 24, 2024 at 3:55 AM
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We asked 10 members of our Tiny Desk team to pick a favorite concert of the year.
The 10 Best Tiny Desk Concerts of 2024
We asked 10 members of our Tiny Desk team to pick a favorite concert of the year.
www.npr.org
December 21, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Non-joke from my joke book:

Why did we stop at chicken and waffles?

- ribs and pancakes
- pork chops and croissants
- hot wings and banana bread
December 22, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Sex is great but have you ever laid in bed with someone you love and gotten tickled within an inch of your giggling life?
December 21, 2024 at 4:30 AM
I dated a strict vegetarian for 2 years and regularly left his house weak and cranky and drove straight to Zankou Chicken
I was vegan quite literally my entire life until last summer when I started eating chicken and fish for health reasons. I had my first drumstick a week ago and now all I can think of is drumsticks and how badly I want to eat 100 of them. It’s 1am and I’m up thinking abt chicken drumsticks
December 18, 2024 at 6:26 PM
I’m not usually one to brag, but there are going to literally be dozens of people at this show, so you might want to get your tickets now.

www.eventbrite.com/e/wont-hunt-...
December 17, 2024 at 9:45 PM
New poll shows 41% of Americans are dead inside
% of U.S. adult citizens who say ___ is their favorite dinosaur:

T-Rex: 19%
Velociraptor: 6%
Brontosaurus: 6%
Triceratops: 5%

41% of Americans say they don't have a favorite dinosaur. today.yougov.com/entertainmen...
December 17, 2024 at 5:51 PM
I hate to be a living meme, but my boyfriend has been giving me water all morning and I’ve never felt more hydrated.
December 17, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Nothin beats a nice sock warmed by the radiator on a cold winter morning
December 15, 2024 at 2:43 PM
The people in the Daisy sour cream commercial are playing it a little too fast and loose for me.
December 15, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Remembering my first Christmas in LA when I went to a party, tried to eat the corn husk of a tamale and once I got it open, asked where I could find more “food envelopes.”
December 11, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Why am I being bombarded with these CGI nightmares? I’m just trying to learn Spanish.
Me: I will just relax for a few minutes by playing a mindless game on my phone

Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble
December 11, 2024 at 3:40 PM