I also think that, for as many awful things have come with it, the Internet and social media have enabled kids from more homogeneous places engage with and befriend folks with way more diverse backgrounds and identities. The kids who want to be kind are so much more knowledgeable than I was

It's like all they thought was 50>30 so 50 is better than 30?

These are merely historical facts that interpol might find useful should I be kidnapped at the age of 43.

I’d like my passport and driver’s license changed to say I’m 22 inches long and 7.5 lbs, please.

Congrats! This was a great piece

Forgetting to go to ultrasounds is such a funny detail

In New Orleans we complained so much about never knowing the NOLA specific content that they wrote a WI round just for us

Also another team of regulars was retirees who were in MENSA and they only drank diet coke

Also so many comfy chairs!

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The doctor I'm gonna need in 20 years currently thinks it's a better idea to be a youtuber/influencer right now and that's a really hard problem to fix and it can't change quickly