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I’ve been meaning to talk to the Universe about the allocation system of confidence…
Can you imagine thinking you were qualified to run for US Congress just two years after graduating from college? Karoline Leavitt did. She announced her candidacy in 2021. Then she started dating her future husband in 2022. She was 24/25 and he was 57/58. She also lied during her campaign.
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November 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I’ve been meaning to talk to the Universe about the allocation system of confidence…
“Quiet, piggy,” my inner voice says as I try not to ransack the aisles at Trader Joe’s 💀
November 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
“Quiet, piggy,” my inner voice says as I try not to ransack the aisles at Trader Joe’s 💀
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This gotta be a simulation. Theres no way we all just casually living in hell.
November 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
This gotta be a simulation. Theres no way we all just casually living in hell.
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Somewhere out there someone who’s the best at what they do is terrified that they have imposter syndrome while a bunch of barely literate pedophiles are very calmly running the world
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Somewhere out there someone who’s the best at what they do is terrified that they have imposter syndrome while a bunch of barely literate pedophiles are very calmly running the world
I love this painting and I love grapefruit.
November 13, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I love this painting and I love grapefruit.
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I’m getting a lot of, “but maga just says the approval is proforma and everyone renovated the WH.” Put aside that you don’t listen to people in the throes of mind control, the point is that this admin won’t even PRETEND that oversight governs them. the lack of pretense is the huge flag to me.
If a temporary resident of the White House can totally demolish the East Wing to build a gaudy ballroom, without any authority, approval, or regulation, he can tear down the rest of the White House to build a Walmart. That this destruction is allowed underscores how off the rails our country is now.
October 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I’m getting a lot of, “but maga just says the approval is proforma and everyone renovated the WH.” Put aside that you don’t listen to people in the throes of mind control, the point is that this admin won’t even PRETEND that oversight governs them. the lack of pretense is the huge flag to me.
Aside from the racism, the planet destruction, the shmex crimes… half the people in this country still gleefully support Trump who is openly robbing us blind.. It boggles the mind
October 19, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Aside from the racism, the planet destruction, the shmex crimes… half the people in this country still gleefully support Trump who is openly robbing us blind.. It boggles the mind
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Graduated with honors from the Kelly Clarkson University of Covering Songs
October 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Graduated with honors from the Kelly Clarkson University of Covering Songs
My 6mo. old appears to love Curb your Enthusiasm 🥲
October 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
My 6mo. old appears to love Curb your Enthusiasm 🥲
@thekidfury.bsky.social said “Drake probably got a journal with a lock & key on it” & i fell out 😅 @thisistheread.com
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
@thekidfury.bsky.social said “Drake probably got a journal with a lock & key on it” & i fell out 😅 @thisistheread.com
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Very much enjoying the inflatable frog segment of the civil war.
October 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Very much enjoying the inflatable frog segment of the civil war.
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The judge: it is hereby ordered that you are in fact, not like us
NEW: Drake loses his defamation case against Kendrick Lamar over the “Not Like Us” lyrics.
More coming @courthousenews.bsky.social
More coming @courthousenews.bsky.social
October 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The judge: it is hereby ordered that you are in fact, not like us
I love him.
Bad Bunny responds to his Super Bowl critics in Spanish, and then English: “And, if you didn’t understand know what I just said, you have four months to learn!”
October 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I love him.
“No, no, fuck him. I’m getting that potion.”
-my bf playing a game that has wizards
-my bf playing a game that has wizards
October 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
“No, no, fuck him. I’m getting that potion.”
-my bf playing a game that has wizards
-my bf playing a game that has wizards
“i don’t have to understand the words to catch a vibe”
“good sense ain’t gon get in they way”
- just a few gems from @crissle.com in this week’s episode of @thisistheread.com 🤸🏽♀️
“good sense ain’t gon get in they way”
- just a few gems from @crissle.com in this week’s episode of @thisistheread.com 🤸🏽♀️
October 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
“i don’t have to understand the words to catch a vibe”
“good sense ain’t gon get in they way”
- just a few gems from @crissle.com in this week’s episode of @thisistheread.com 🤸🏽♀️
“good sense ain’t gon get in they way”
- just a few gems from @crissle.com in this week’s episode of @thisistheread.com 🤸🏽♀️
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like, this can't literally be real life
October 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
like, this can't literally be real life
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Democratic party messaging should be simple.
The Current Occupant of the White House will do anything, including destroy America, to divert attention from the EPSTEIN files & to avoid releasing them.
He is threatening to close the Government & mass layoffs to distract you, while punishing you.
The Current Occupant of the White House will do anything, including destroy America, to divert attention from the EPSTEIN files & to avoid releasing them.
He is threatening to close the Government & mass layoffs to distract you, while punishing you.
September 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Democratic party messaging should be simple.
The Current Occupant of the White House will do anything, including destroy America, to divert attention from the EPSTEIN files & to avoid releasing them.
He is threatening to close the Government & mass layoffs to distract you, while punishing you.
The Current Occupant of the White House will do anything, including destroy America, to divert attention from the EPSTEIN files & to avoid releasing them.
He is threatening to close the Government & mass layoffs to distract you, while punishing you.
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I'm so embarrassed to be an American right now. Donald Trump is a senile old codger, standing before the United Nations, reading a speech clearly written by an alt right lunatic and a bunch of oil and gas lobbyists. Well done, U.S. voters. You really fucked this one up.
September 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I'm so embarrassed to be an American right now. Donald Trump is a senile old codger, standing before the United Nations, reading a speech clearly written by an alt right lunatic and a bunch of oil and gas lobbyists. Well done, U.S. voters. You really fucked this one up.
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When the skilled workers are accepting offers for excellent salaries in other nations, when their rabid racism chases all the immigrant labor from our shores, White MAGA Americans will look around and wonder what happened, why they can’t get a single simple thing done anymore…and blame Joe Biden.
September 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
When the skilled workers are accepting offers for excellent salaries in other nations, when their rabid racism chases all the immigrant labor from our shores, White MAGA Americans will look around and wonder what happened, why they can’t get a single simple thing done anymore…and blame Joe Biden.
Since I was a child the phrase “wash my ass” (also see, “go wash yo ass”)has been hee-larious to me. It tickles me to this day (🌝).
so descriptive, yet so concise
so descriptive, yet so concise
September 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Since I was a child the phrase “wash my ass” (also see, “go wash yo ass”)has been hee-larious to me. It tickles me to this day (🌝).
so descriptive, yet so concise
so descriptive, yet so concise
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White on white violence is seriously out of control in our country.
White people really need to get their communities in order😑
White people really need to get their communities in order😑
September 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
White on white violence is seriously out of control in our country.
White people really need to get their communities in order😑
White people really need to get their communities in order😑
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He just sending the National Guard to wherever there’s Black people.
Trump says the National Guard will be deployed to Memphis next
September 12, 2025 at 1:09 PM
He just sending the National Guard to wherever there’s Black people.
The random girls from HS declaring their heartbreak about this NeoNazi’s death.. is giving the same as when they got outraged about when BLM started rioting but had zilch to say about the 900 gazillion murders that started it
September 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The random girls from HS declaring their heartbreak about this NeoNazi’s death.. is giving the same as when they got outraged about when BLM started rioting but had zilch to say about the 900 gazillion murders that started it