techbros: we have created AGI
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

We are formed from the choices of our past, and even the really bad ones can eventually get us somewhere happy. ❤️

Gaston trapped in the Villager’s Endless Song, forced to pursue Belle, forced to die again and again at the hands of Beast, knowing if he breaks character the Song will destroy Tomas the Blacksmith, his only real love.

I Am Gaston And I Must Scream

Coming to Disney+

There’s quite a few details of Dracula’s behaviour that read as “and that one’s just a little giggle for me”

i can’t blame dogs, if it was socially acceptable for me to stand on my back deck and do a little screaming now and again i would

I am extremely interested to know how many cases talk about people “looking a second time” and exactly what that means. I’m imagining the magic eye posters, or having to cover your skeptical left eye or something.

We are going Super Social Justice Blue Hair and Pronouns. We are calling things "gay" and "queer" as compliments and honorifics. We are proudly being buzzkills and harpies and feminine and vegan and giving a sincere fucking shit about the environment and climate and well-being of the community.