jalen is SOOOO much more handsome than mahomes it’s crazy

Crockett: “I’m tired of the white tears. If you’re competent you’re not concerned. When you compare me to Greene/Boebert there’s no comparison… The only ppl crying are mediocre white boys beaten out by people that had to work much harder.”

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Anders Vistisen, member of the European Parliament, responds to Donald Trump’s interest in purchasing Greenland:

“Listen very carefully… [Greenland] is not for sale. Let me put it in words you might understand — Mr. Trump, fuck off.”

I dunno, sometimes I feel like I’m never gonna become an oligarch 😔

🚨 TikTok has officially shut down in the United States.

Duolingo reports a 216% increase for users learning Mandarin Chinese in the U.S. following a transition from TikTok to Xiaohongshu, also known as “RedNote.”

Gonna write a Christmas song about holiday cheer and global warming called “Mosquitoes in December”.