Professor: you have a 10-page essay on odysseus due tomorrow

Me [under breath]: motherfu-

Professor: no you're thinking of oedipus

Is raw milk to conservatives what oat milk is to liberals?

This song always pissed me off because he’s like “I’m gonna marry her anyway” then why did you ask

Missing fall in the Upper Peninsula

Really enjoyed the 14 minutes of daylight we had today.

I love it when I think someone is annoying and other people agree with me. Peer reviewed, critically acclaimed