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2 star takes instead of the usual 1 star
2 star takes instead of the usual 1 star
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To the FBI agent assigned to read my post history, don't forget to hydrate! ❤️
"Speak 'Fuck' and Enter"
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 26, 2025 at 8:45 AM
"Speak 'Fuck' and Enter"
Hey I just realized that they tricked me into discussing, with grave and national importance, how dudes ain't getting laid enough. Fuck you "male loneliness crisis" what a shitty euphemism
December 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Hey I just realized that they tricked me into discussing, with grave and national importance, how dudes ain't getting laid enough. Fuck you "male loneliness crisis" what a shitty euphemism
I'm reserving judgement on the new Animal Farm adaptation until I see the actual end product. Could be good actually! We need more stories aimed at young people about fascism right now. Could also be very bad, but time will tell
December 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I'm reserving judgement on the new Animal Farm adaptation until I see the actual end product. Could be good actually! We need more stories aimed at young people about fascism right now. Could also be very bad, but time will tell
December 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I'm reserving judgement on the new Animal Farm adaptation until I see the actual end product. Could be good actually! We need more stories aimed at young people about fascism right now. Could also be very bad, but time will tell
There's a specific kind of mental tax when you can't proudly live your values, and going to work everyday and having to politely sit through a tech roadmap filled with LLMs and AI is getting exhausting
December 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
There's a specific kind of mental tax when you can't proudly live your values, and going to work everyday and having to politely sit through a tech roadmap filled with LLMs and AI is getting exhausting
My big takeaway Trump being nicer to Mamdani than the "centrist" dem establishment is
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS CENTRISM!!! HAVE AN ACTUAL OPINION INSTEAD OF JUST TAKING THE AVERAGE OF EVERYONE AROUND YOU! THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU ACTUALLY WANT AND FIGHT FOR IT COWARDS!
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS CENTRISM!!! HAVE AN ACTUAL OPINION INSTEAD OF JUST TAKING THE AVERAGE OF EVERYONE AROUND YOU! THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU ACTUALLY WANT AND FIGHT FOR IT COWARDS!
November 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
My big takeaway Trump being nicer to Mamdani than the "centrist" dem establishment is
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS CENTRISM!!! HAVE AN ACTUAL OPINION INSTEAD OF JUST TAKING THE AVERAGE OF EVERYONE AROUND YOU! THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU ACTUALLY WANT AND FIGHT FOR IT COWARDS!
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS CENTRISM!!! HAVE AN ACTUAL OPINION INSTEAD OF JUST TAKING THE AVERAGE OF EVERYONE AROUND YOU! THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU ACTUALLY WANT AND FIGHT FOR IT COWARDS!
I guess my biggest Epstein take is it seems likely that these atrocities are absolutely still happening. Epstein left a power vacuum that has probs been filled by someone(s) who have learned something about covering their tracks. No new laws passed to prevent this from happening again, crazy huh?
November 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I guess my biggest Epstein take is it seems likely that these atrocities are absolutely still happening. Epstein left a power vacuum that has probs been filled by someone(s) who have learned something about covering their tracks. No new laws passed to prevent this from happening again, crazy huh?
The age of Funko is dead now is the time for labubu
Funko admits “substantial doubt” it can continue as a going concern amid crashing sales and mounting debt.
The Pop! maker warns of potential loan defaults without fresh funding or a buyout, after a 14% sales drop and $250M in obligations.
#Funko #PopVinyl #GoingConcern
The Pop! maker warns of potential loan defaults without fresh funding or a buyout, after a 14% sales drop and $250M in obligations.
#Funko #PopVinyl #GoingConcern
November 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The age of Funko is dead now is the time for labubu
I think if a Texas Republican was caught following adult content girlies the bsky narrative would be "smh Republicans always such hypocrisy" like, i don't know anything about this senator other than he's Christian but that doesn't clarify shit bc Jesus was basically mutuals w/ sex workers right?
November 9, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I think if a Texas Republican was caught following adult content girlies the bsky narrative would be "smh Republicans always such hypocrisy" like, i don't know anything about this senator other than he's Christian but that doesn't clarify shit bc Jesus was basically mutuals w/ sex workers right?
I do not fault anyone who *does* care, but I really don't give two hoots about the white house remodel. Not anymore than my own parents cursed decor choices at least.
November 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I do not fault anyone who *does* care, but I really don't give two hoots about the white house remodel. Not anymore than my own parents cursed decor choices at least.
I had a dream my puppy was being a little sweetheart angel and napping next to me and so of course I was awoken by her being a little terror 🥲
November 6, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I had a dream my puppy was being a little sweetheart angel and napping next to me and so of course I was awoken by her being a little terror 🥲
I feel like I should be happier about everything last night but I mostly just feel more depressed than before
November 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I feel like I should be happier about everything last night but I mostly just feel more depressed than before
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NEW VIDEO: In 1996 Kenneth Branagh released an epic 4 hour version of William Shakespeare's Hamlet. In 1997 it got an official videogame adaptation that fell into deep obscurity.
Until now.
Until now.
HAMLET: THE VIDEOGAME
YouTube video by Alien Bob
youtu.be
November 5, 2025 at 11:10 AM
NEW VIDEO: In 1996 Kenneth Branagh released an epic 4 hour version of William Shakespeare's Hamlet. In 1997 it got an official videogame adaptation that fell into deep obscurity.
Until now.
Until now.
Democratic primary for 2028 is going to be brutal to watch. Leftists can win it, but it's gonna be a rocky road.
November 5, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Democratic primary for 2028 is going to be brutal to watch. Leftists can win it, but it's gonna be a rocky road.
One cool thing about NYC mayoral election is that while the narrative around the primary felt like: NOT Cuomo, while narrative about the election felt FOR Mamdani. His message did eventually start to resonate with voters, but it did take longer than you'd think.
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
One cool thing about NYC mayoral election is that while the narrative around the primary felt like: NOT Cuomo, while narrative about the election felt FOR Mamdani. His message did eventually start to resonate with voters, but it did take longer than you'd think.
Jesus fucking Christ dude. It is not going great out here
November 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Jesus fucking Christ dude. It is not going great out here
The Brianna Wu thing is morbidly fascinating to me. It is *so* entitled to, after *years* of betraying her so-called "sisters" expect immediate forgiveness without any recognition of the damage caused. I don't know her and it's frankly not my business but like, damn girl get some self awareness.
November 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The Brianna Wu thing is morbidly fascinating to me. It is *so* entitled to, after *years* of betraying her so-called "sisters" expect immediate forgiveness without any recognition of the damage caused. I don't know her and it's frankly not my business but like, damn girl get some self awareness.
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Thanks to everyone who came and saw the Bad Boys of KISS vid's YT premiere!! I hope it serves as a fitting tribute to the legacy of Ace Frehley in this mournful time 🙏
October 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Thanks to everyone who came and saw the Bad Boys of KISS vid's YT premiere!! I hope it serves as a fitting tribute to the legacy of Ace Frehley in this mournful time 🙏
My leftist timeline
2016: I'm looking forward to voting for Hilary! Former Secretary of State!
2020: you're really gonna make me vote for Joe Biden.
2024: sigh, better than tyranny I suppose
2025: if you don't give me universal healthcare day 1, it's straight to the guillotine
2016: I'm looking forward to voting for Hilary! Former Secretary of State!
2020: you're really gonna make me vote for Joe Biden.
2024: sigh, better than tyranny I suppose
2025: if you don't give me universal healthcare day 1, it's straight to the guillotine
October 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
My leftist timeline
2016: I'm looking forward to voting for Hilary! Former Secretary of State!
2020: you're really gonna make me vote for Joe Biden.
2024: sigh, better than tyranny I suppose
2025: if you don't give me universal healthcare day 1, it's straight to the guillotine
2016: I'm looking forward to voting for Hilary! Former Secretary of State!
2020: you're really gonna make me vote for Joe Biden.
2024: sigh, better than tyranny I suppose
2025: if you don't give me universal healthcare day 1, it's straight to the guillotine
Yanno, when someone says "both parties are the same" they don't necessarily mean "it doesn't matter who I vote for" they might mean "please God let me vote for an actual progressive candidate, give me an actual progressive candidate, I'd sell my soul for an actual progressive candidate"
October 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Yanno, when someone says "both parties are the same" they don't necessarily mean "it doesn't matter who I vote for" they might mean "please God let me vote for an actual progressive candidate, give me an actual progressive candidate, I'd sell my soul for an actual progressive candidate"
Hahahaha
NVM fuck that guy
NVM fuck that guy
I didn't intend this to be about planter's Nazi tattoo but it basically reflects my feelings about it
Normalize "I was a fool then, but I'm not now"
we don't gotta make excuses for our mistakes
we gotta live with 'em and do better
we don't gotta make excuses for our mistakes
we gotta live with 'em and do better
October 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Hahahaha
NVM fuck that guy
NVM fuck that guy
GET THEIR ASS BLUE JAYS
October 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
GET THEIR ASS BLUE JAYS
My platform for president
- The billionaires are the problem
- Hate is a waste of time
- The billionaires are the problem
- Hate is a waste of time
October 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
My platform for president
- The billionaires are the problem
- Hate is a waste of time
- The billionaires are the problem
- Hate is a waste of time
I'm not a Taylor Swift girlie but I tell you right now her divorce album is going to be *amazing*
October 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I'm not a Taylor Swift girlie but I tell you right now her divorce album is going to be *amazing*
Ok genuine question, why does Spotify dominate music streaming? There are *so* many alternatives
Canceled my Spotify premium for many reasons. One of them being the ICE ads they are playing.
And for ARMY pals, Pandora also counts towards Billboard. As does Tidal and Apple Music.
And for ARMY pals, Pandora also counts towards Billboard. As does Tidal and Apple Music.
October 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Ok genuine question, why does Spotify dominate music streaming? There are *so* many alternatives