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Red Riding Aku
@kathrynlena.bsky.social
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and we’re good, god were permit us to be pirates. - Twain

Queer, deconstructed, abolitionist, earthseed, obsessed with octopodes, probably autistic, she/her
I’m turning 40 on Tuesday so I bought myself a 3.5 gallon tub of cheesy popcorn. I’m going to eat the whole thing.
And/or
Die trying.
Best birthday ever.
February 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Saturday vibes
January 4, 2025 at 9:12 PM
December 9, 2024 at 4:45 PM
I’m pretending that ALCANB. This guy answers his rotary phone and does his goddamn job. He actually gives a shit about solving crimes, serving and protecting the *people* of Legoton. (He also pretends not to notice the guy tunneling out of his holding cell with an ice cream scoop.)
December 7, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Just finished my annual pre-Thanksgiving fridge clean out and knife sharpening. Please admire my clean, organized, empty(er) fridge before I fill it up with Thanksgiving food.
November 20, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Reddit gets it.
November 14, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Yep
November 9, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Home screen checkpoint!

Gay pirate mermaids anyone?
November 9, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Me, every time I hear something terrible that’s apparently about to happen:
November 9, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Same, girl. Same.
November 9, 2024 at 12:56 AM
I can’t unsee it. #GBBO #Nimona
November 9, 2024 at 12:38 AM
November 9, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Vlad??
November 8, 2024 at 1:52 AM
November 8, 2024 at 12:06 AM
What if when I wake up at 4:30am having a panic attack, I just dissociate for 12 hours building a Lego botanical garden?
November 7, 2024 at 11:45 PM
I love this screen shot but it misses the next line when PC incredulously responds, “Oh no?”
November 7, 2024 at 2:40 AM
November 6, 2024 at 8:29 PM
November 6, 2024 at 6:58 AM
Well I did it. I replaced the twit with you nice folks. Good thing the app was the same color.
October 18, 2024 at 5:32 PM