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Kathleen Rhoades, PhD
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aww I love this so much
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
They were both up in a large tree that had lost all its leaves, and I was out a little later than I realized relative to sunset, and as soon as they saw me they started hoot-ing. I think they were talking shit about me.
November 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Reposted by Kathleen Rhoades, PhD
I still remember going to the travel doc for malaria pills.

DR: This pill causes occasional psychotic breaks, and this one causes bright colorful dreams.
ME: I’ll take the happy dreams…? Why would anyone take the first one?
DR: Oh, insurance doesn’t cover the other one.
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Reposted by Kathleen Rhoades, PhD
I got this useful bon mot from a middle school teacher recently.

In response to, “I DONT UNDERSTAND,” he calmly said, “okay what steps have you taken to understand?”

And that’s when I realized that a lot of folks have no steps.
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
yeah this is bananas, I pay my landlord how much per month and they're asking ME for charitable donations? Cut my rent and we'll talk.
November 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM