Kate von Bernthal
@katevon.bsky.social
mom, saxophone, beer, detroit
playing a video game is like, ahh now that i’ve finished all my real life tasks, let me settle down for the night and do some pretend tasks
May 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
playing a video game is like, ahh now that i’ve finished all my real life tasks, let me settle down for the night and do some pretend tasks
you know you’re down bad when your favorite artist releases an album but you can’t listen bc someone hurt you too deeply recently
April 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
you know you’re down bad when your favorite artist releases an album but you can’t listen bc someone hurt you too deeply recently
I can’t believe we millennial women did all that work to reject and heal from 90s/00s diet culture just for gen z to come in and upend it all
April 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I can’t believe we millennial women did all that work to reject and heal from 90s/00s diet culture just for gen z to come in and upend it all
this but a few years, not a few days 🫠
Ah, the necessary period of re-acclimating to your instrument after taking a few days off from practicing. Everything is broken, feels like shit, you can’t remember when you have invested everything in this stupid thing
April 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
this but a few years, not a few days 🫠
after scouring fb marketplace for weeks for used furniture etc., I’ve come to the conclusion that people have lost the plot on selling used items. no one wants your crappy beat up laminate “MCM” bedroom set for $500.
March 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
after scouring fb marketplace for weeks for used furniture etc., I’ve come to the conclusion that people have lost the plot on selling used items. no one wants your crappy beat up laminate “MCM” bedroom set for $500.
as a musician, one thing i have never learned is how to make a good groove
March 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
as a musician, one thing i have never learned is how to make a good groove
every time i eat a baked good it feels like the best thing i’ve ever eaten
March 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
every time i eat a baked good it feels like the best thing i’ve ever eaten
I can’t believe I spent the last 24 hours bitching that no one goes out anymore, and then the first customers we get today park like this. you really can’t win
March 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I can’t believe I spent the last 24 hours bitching that no one goes out anymore, and then the first customers we get today park like this. you really can’t win
get tf off netflix and GO OUT, People!!!! places you love will literally close forever without your support!
March 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
get tf off netflix and GO OUT, People!!!! places you love will literally close forever without your support!
I’m despairing tonight
March 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I’m despairing tonight
I feel guilty to not play with my toddler, but every time I try he’s all “momma leave” like damn bro
March 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I feel guilty to not play with my toddler, but every time I try he’s all “momma leave” like damn bro
I may play saxophone a fraction of the amount I used to, but I will never not be a reed break-in purist. this is the first box I’ve opened in 3.5 years. look at how nice this one is
March 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I may play saxophone a fraction of the amount I used to, but I will never not be a reed break-in purist. this is the first box I’ve opened in 3.5 years. look at how nice this one is
is everything we do as humans just an attempt to soothe the feeling of existential angst? today it seems that way to me
March 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
is everything we do as humans just an attempt to soothe the feeling of existential angst? today it seems that way to me
so did anything happen from the economic blackout?
March 1, 2025 at 2:47 PM
so did anything happen from the economic blackout?
co-parent(ing) is a bitch 😬
February 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
co-parent(ing) is a bitch 😬
I deserve to lay in bed at noon today, as a little treat
February 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I deserve to lay in bed at noon today, as a little treat
I just took my first shower in my own house in my own shower that I built with my own hands
February 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I just took my first shower in my own house in my own shower that I built with my own hands
it’s a big feelings kind of day. I wish I could be home writing music, but the capitalist machine persists, and so must I.
February 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
it’s a big feelings kind of day. I wish I could be home writing music, but the capitalist machine persists, and so must I.
the older i get, the more i realize there is nothing in life more important than showing up
February 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
the older i get, the more i realize there is nothing in life more important than showing up
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I used to mix metaphors but that ship has flown.
February 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I used to mix metaphors but that ship has flown.
I practiced today 🤗
February 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I practiced today 🤗
the project of mass deportation is a project of ethnic cleansing.
February 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
the project of mass deportation is a project of ethnic cleansing.
pretty fucked up how you can just be living your life and then wake up sick on a random thursday
February 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
pretty fucked up how you can just be living your life and then wake up sick on a random thursday
for a second I thought maybe I was wrong about my enneagram, but upon review, I am, in fact, a 5
February 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
for a second I thought maybe I was wrong about my enneagram, but upon review, I am, in fact, a 5
my dog is dying 😔 I am sad
February 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
my dog is dying 😔 I am sad