Hi I used to work at Starbucks customer service: if you call or email about this, they are absolutely tracking those numbers, and a sufficient amount of public pushback does make them rethink shit sometimes, so now would be an EXCELLENT time to let them know they’re being ableist shitheads

That magic moment when the boomer almond mom in your life reads ✨a new diet book✨ and now you gotta forward your best lentil recipes like the last 10 years of paleo circlejerkery never happened