kate 🥞
@katetalksfunny.bsky.social
miss congeniality (2012 - AR junior high) • comedian • ok person
microdosing unemployment by leaving work early
January 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
microdosing unemployment by leaving work early
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Cmon bluesky let’s make it rain for bisexual white women yerrrrrrr
November 21, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Cmon bluesky let’s make it rain for bisexual white women yerrrrrrr
watching krampus eating little treats alone thinking about the other day when I accidentally winked at a Target employee and thought about ending it all
December 25, 2023 at 5:36 AM
watching krampus eating little treats alone thinking about the other day when I accidentally winked at a Target employee and thought about ending it all
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Happy holidays
December 24, 2023 at 4:42 PM
Happy holidays
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years of propaganda tricked us into thinking that swallowing a cheese whole will transform your body into the shape of the cheese
November 6, 2023 at 10:28 PM
years of propaganda tricked us into thinking that swallowing a cheese whole will transform your body into the shape of the cheese
your unemployed friend is literally sitting in the apple resetting their iPad rn because they’re an idiot. it’s me, im the idiot and am also unemployed
September 7, 2023 at 8:41 PM
your unemployed friend is literally sitting in the apple resetting their iPad rn because they’re an idiot. it’s me, im the idiot and am also unemployed
my psych recommended me doing 3 hours of therapy per week… girl just send me to the asylum at this point
August 30, 2023 at 3:43 AM
my psych recommended me doing 3 hours of therapy per week… girl just send me to the asylum at this point
can we post hole here yes or no
August 13, 2023 at 10:45 PM
can we post hole here yes or no
making my hoes listen to Preacher’s Daughter before they can hit
August 5, 2023 at 10:38 PM
making my hoes listen to Preacher’s Daughter before they can hit
this Barbie just re-pierced her own ear and is bleeding heavily 😍
August 2, 2023 at 7:01 PM
this Barbie just re-pierced her own ear and is bleeding heavily 😍
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just heard about the aliens and it made me think about when you let me probe your bootyhole. i miss you
July 28, 2023 at 1:04 AM
just heard about the aliens and it made me think about when you let me probe your bootyhole. i miss you
I love skeeting on skitter
July 25, 2023 at 1:45 AM
I love skeeting on skitter
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i signed up for this on purpose. awful
July 3, 2023 at 2:00 PM
i signed up for this on purpose. awful
sending texts in invisible ink so god can’t read what I’m saying
July 23, 2023 at 11:59 PM
sending texts in invisible ink so god can’t read what I’m saying
do y’all like my new sleep shirt yes or no
July 22, 2023 at 6:16 PM
do y’all like my new sleep shirt yes or no
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Night of the Living Barbie
July 22, 2023 at 12:26 AM
Night of the Living Barbie