It’s not that I want to be a woo girl, I just can’t ever shut the fuck up

At the restaurant googling dispos near me 🙏🏻🫶🏻

Actually, my traction alopecia is what my husband finds most alluring about me.

Looking to expand my network of anti-depressant wellness campers — let’s connect!!

I’ll be assigned Wellbutrin but will really be angling to get into the lamictal camp instead!

Enough with people blaming Kamala. If she was such a bad candidate why did it take massive disinformation campaigns from Russia and MAGA, $600 M from Oligarchs, MSM enabling trump and ignoring Biden’s historic legislation, and Election Day bomb threats to defeat her by a measly 1.7% ???

There’s no way out
but through

*In the lowest stakes PTO meeting at my 1st graders school* Remember your media training, remember your media training

Shits bleak but we have each other

Lotta mixed signals in this house

‘Holy Shit, The Government Owes Me 50 Million Dollars,’ Reports Man Incorrectly Filling Out His Taxes

The witch that hexed me fr #tay

😺😺

boygenius

I’m also obsessed with celebrity gossip and blind items because I am multifaceted and ✨unique✨

I’m in the off season rn but obsessed with gardening - some of my flowers this summer!

checking myself back into the hospital

taylor:

“For those of you who recognize me, you might know me from my album BRAT, but don’t worry if you don’t… there is nothing wrong with being straight.”

— Charli xcx on SNL.

Is this thing on?

Excited to be annoying on another platform 🩷