My children, when they are approved to swear just because, like to append 'fucker' to random foods and it is fucking hilarious

You really have to train yourself to spot the pieces. And then, you know, to take the next step of assembling the puzzle even if it's hard and the pieces don't work or fit the way you expected.

A lot of pieces will be hiding in plain sight on the sidewalk, if you're looking. A lot of pieces you find will turn out to not go with your current puzzle. But you don't want to lose those, because they might belong to your next puzzle. Some won't look like puzzle pieces at all. Pick em up anyway.

Will file that away and preorder the teeth

(we've never actually met but hi, I like your stuff and before Greenglass House I used to write mg horror)

'no such thing' might be going too far, but come on, you probably didn't

My eight year-old now badly wants to make a pair like this

I'm here. Almost done the first 500 of the day but the rest of the house is distracting so I could use some accountability

If we learned nothing else from Curtis Sliwa, it's that THE MAYOR GOES TO EVERY PARADE

EVERY ONE

EVERY SINGLE TIME

GREG, how could you? Artex still comes up in my therapy sessions.

Also this is perfect