Hot Dog Mommy
@katebushbebop.bsky.social
Dumb cat lady. Fake blonde. Poopoohead.
U got games on u fone?????
September 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
U got games on u fone?????
Yall I just remembered I have access to a phone
September 2, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Yall I just remembered I have access to a phone
I’ve been in West Virginia all weekend and we get back and my friend’s dog immediately decided to show us that he knows how to jerk himself off with his back legs and busted a nut all over her bed
September 17, 2023 at 8:31 PM
I’ve been in West Virginia all weekend and we get back and my friend’s dog immediately decided to show us that he knows how to jerk himself off with his back legs and busted a nut all over her bed
What does it mean that my first gay wet dream was about Kiera knightly
September 7, 2023 at 7:23 PM
What does it mean that my first gay wet dream was about Kiera knightly
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my virgin praying mantis buddy is finally getting laid tonight. he’s gonna call me later and let me know how it went
September 7, 2023 at 3:36 PM
my virgin praying mantis buddy is finally getting laid tonight. he’s gonna call me later and let me know how it went
Me: wow all of my exes still think of me and talk about me that’s sooo crazy
Also me, pre medication: okay so you broke up with me??? Well I just ate your beloved dog and fisted your mom. Kill yourself also I just fucked all your friends
Also me, pre medication: okay so you broke up with me??? Well I just ate your beloved dog and fisted your mom. Kill yourself also I just fucked all your friends
September 7, 2023 at 3:44 PM
Me: wow all of my exes still think of me and talk about me that’s sooo crazy
Also me, pre medication: okay so you broke up with me??? Well I just ate your beloved dog and fisted your mom. Kill yourself also I just fucked all your friends
Also me, pre medication: okay so you broke up with me??? Well I just ate your beloved dog and fisted your mom. Kill yourself also I just fucked all your friends
I keep reading this as “pig hundred”
September 6, 2023 at 6:05 PM
I keep reading this as “pig hundred”
If you ask a person what they would do with a drunken sailor, their answer is a bit of a litmus test that digs into their own concept morality.
September 4, 2023 at 8:02 PM
If you ask a person what they would do with a drunken sailor, their answer is a bit of a litmus test that digs into their own concept morality.
I had a margarita for breakfast as soon as I heard about jimmy buffet because I’m a real goddamn parrothead
September 3, 2023 at 4:02 AM
I had a margarita for breakfast as soon as I heard about jimmy buffet because I’m a real goddamn parrothead
Me and the cop at the bar looking at each other in utter goopment and gaggery when a strange man is picking a fight at my table
September 3, 2023 at 3:56 AM
Me and the cop at the bar looking at each other in utter goopment and gaggery when a strange man is picking a fight at my table
My boyfriend is a Gemini and I am a Scorpio and I don’t really know exactly what that means, but I do know we are very hated so I think that’s beautiful
September 1, 2023 at 7:35 PM
My boyfriend is a Gemini and I am a Scorpio and I don’t really know exactly what that means, but I do know we are very hated so I think that’s beautiful
I told my boyfriend that I had a biting problem when I was on speed and he was like baby what do you mean you have a biting problem now
September 1, 2023 at 7:19 PM
I told my boyfriend that I had a biting problem when I was on speed and he was like baby what do you mean you have a biting problem now
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smoked a little weed and started qt dunking myself
September 1, 2023 at 7:02 PM
smoked a little weed and started qt dunking myself
I want to call out of work to play starfield when it releases so bad but I can’t because the office is closed for a week because everyone but me has Covid and we get back that day 😭
September 1, 2023 at 5:36 PM
I want to call out of work to play starfield when it releases so bad but I can’t because the office is closed for a week because everyone but me has Covid and we get back that day 😭
I took one lil edible and now I’m forming thoughts the way philomena cunk speaks
August 28, 2023 at 9:27 PM
I took one lil edible and now I’m forming thoughts the way philomena cunk speaks
I just hit my dab pen and now I’m thinking about how everyone says life is too short but how horrifying the thought of life being too long is
August 26, 2023 at 9:05 PM
I just hit my dab pen and now I’m thinking about how everyone says life is too short but how horrifying the thought of life being too long is
I have to let my dumb little cat sit in my lap when I poop or she starts biting me
August 26, 2023 at 3:57 PM
I have to let my dumb little cat sit in my lap when I poop or she starts biting me
Closing up early today so I can have some will to live when I get home
August 25, 2023 at 6:01 PM
Closing up early today so I can have some will to live when I get home
Thinking about that time I was at a party with some random Russian guy and we played Rasputin and he was like “THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE” and started busting it open but later I found out he’s a Russian orthodox nationalist
August 25, 2023 at 3:38 PM
Thinking about that time I was at a party with some random Russian guy and we played Rasputin and he was like “THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE” and started busting it open but later I found out he’s a Russian orthodox nationalist
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im being gangstalked by the consequences of my actions
August 9, 2023 at 11:53 PM
im being gangstalked by the consequences of my actions
Me when my mom cancels my fucking xbox live
August 25, 2023 at 2:04 AM
Me when my mom cancels my fucking xbox live
This is so funny to me considering they were the worst live performance I’ve ever seen (and I’ve seen some rough ones)
babe are you mastodon? because you're confusing and none of my friends like you
August 24, 2023 at 4:21 PM
This is so funny to me considering they were the worst live performance I’ve ever seen (and I’ve seen some rough ones)
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Not enough gangster Looney Tunes on t-shirts nowadays
August 24, 2023 at 12:33 AM
Not enough gangster Looney Tunes on t-shirts nowadays
Just learned if you take out a whole life insurance policy on yourself and kill yourself within two years, you don’t get coverage
August 24, 2023 at 4:03 PM
Just learned if you take out a whole life insurance policy on yourself and kill yourself within two years, you don’t get coverage
Manifest but the plane that disappears comes back inches away from the North Tower
August 24, 2023 at 2:25 PM
Manifest but the plane that disappears comes back inches away from the North Tower