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Kat
@kataschultz.bsky.social
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Learning designer, book nerd (mostly SFF), cozy gamer, childless cat lady 😸 be the cringe you want to see in the world 🐸 she/her
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There are no citizens being arrested in Ba Sing Se
Joo Dee from Avatar: The Last Airbender when she famously (and falsely) claims “there is no war in Ba Sing Se”
October 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Happy National Black Cat Day to the goofiest little void I’ve ever known 
A black cat hunching upside down, back lit, ears alight in the afternoon sun A black cat sitting on an exercise bike seat, alert, tail curled by her feet A blue and purple flowered cat carrier with only eyes showing against its dark interior
October 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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If you’re not doing it for hope, run, or civic duty, do it out of spite 😇
Parodied from Lord of the Rings. Frodo: “What are we holding onto, Sam?” Sam: “Sheer fucking spite, Mr. Frodo.”
October 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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As a fellow Italian-American against Columbus, it is also my sworn duty to post this reminder
Scene from “The Good Place.” Janet, speaking to Chidi, says “Fun fact: Columbus is in the Bad Place because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide.” Michael looks ok in the back, making an “oooooff” expression
October 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Calypso does not like the doppelgänger pillow, for she is (and always will be) the superior Halloween decoration in the house
A black cat sitting on an exercise bike seat. In the background, a gray couch and pillows with a black cat pillow, a clear doppelgänger of the real cat
October 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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FYI - this is the cat in charge
A black and white tuxedo kitty splitting on a gray couch, paws forward, looking equal parts regal and sassy
October 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
Clip from LOTR: The Two Towers. Top line is Frodo asking “what are we holding onto, Sam?” Bottom line is Sam responding (not the real line, obviously) “Sheer fucking spite, Mr Frodo.”
September 18, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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*reads news*
*finished curry chicken*
*opens fortune cookie*

Keep it 😫
Fortune cookie fortune that says “To be courageous is to face adversity with bravery and determination”
September 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Helios says all books are banned until further notice*

*when he gets enough pets and exorbitant amounts of kibble
A black and white cat perched on top of Parable of the Sower by Octavia Butler A black and white cat perched on top of Parable of the Sower by Octavia Butler, with a desktop monitor in the background
August 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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No cheating, post the last pic of your pet, please!
A black and white tuxedo cat with a pink nose grabs my outstretched arm with both paws, biting my wrist, eyes narrowed with violent yet playful intent
August 3, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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Everyone in the household is done with tariffs; even the cats
A black and white tuxedo cat lounging on the table, paw bent, with a distinctly pissed off facial expression. Resentment emanates from her amber eyes A black cat staring off into the distance, anger and resentment on her little face
August 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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There is always cause for celebration when a cat lays on his side
A white cat with black spots and a black tail lays sideways on a wooden mantle, paw hanging down, not a care in the world
July 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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I also have a tuxie named Echo and she was nottttt happy last night 🫠
A chunky black and white tuxedo cat with her back arched and tail slightly fluffy, scared expression
July 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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The perp, who I found at the scene of the crime
A little black cat sitting on a windowsill, tail curled, eyes sassy
June 9, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Mother I crave violence
A black and white tuxedo cat next to a cat tree and curtains. Her eyes are wide, her mouth is open, bottom fangs out. Her face is one of wonder and homicide The aforementioned tuxedo kitty, but closer up
June 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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In the latter depiction, it comes across as just a normal part of the human experience. I think that’s just as powerful.

Anywho, stepping off my soapbox. Here’s a cat as a reward for finishing the thread
A white cat laying down with )”his head upside down, eyes vacant, little teeth poking out. Not one brain cell to be found
May 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Getting ready for my library’s summer reading program and I might *finally* knock out a good chunk of my physical TBR?!?!
Big fat stack of books. Titles from top to bottom: The Left Hand of Darkness Giovanni’s Room Go Tell It On The Mountain Homegoing Beloved The Bluest Eye Parable of the Sower Crying in H Mart The Crescent Moon Tea Room Witch King A Memory Called Empire The Spellshop Tom Lake The Ministry of Time Persepolis Rising Tiamat’s Wrath
May 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Oops it did it again
Black and white tuxedo cat with her head back, eyes wide, mouth slightly agape, revealing her tiny teeth and near total lack of brain cells. She knows nothing and everything all at once
May 8, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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The last brain cell has left the building
Black and white tuxedo kitty laying on a blanket. Her eyes are green/amber and vacant. Her nose is pink, her tongue is doing a small blep.
May 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Three kitties, one litter, zero moments of peace since Gotcha Day 😂🥰
White cat is with black spots sitting in a cat tree, paws crossed like the fine little gentleman he is Black and white tuxedo cat sitting in a cat bed, back foot out, with fluffy white fur and toe beans of pink and black. Her expression is unimpressed Little black cat with green/amber eyes; staring off into the distance while standing on a wooden table
April 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Not necessarily between us, but remembered this adorable gem of you and Steph at our wedding ❤️
Ryan and Stephanie dressed up and dancing in a dimly lit reception room, grinning and being adorable
April 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Sun’s up peets up 🐾 #caturday
Little black cat on her back with a slipper covering her head, back paws up. Other slipper next to her and a green cat tunnel in the background
April 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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This was mine from lunch today. Is it telling me to sell a kidney or
Fortune from a fortune cookie that reads “Your real fortune is inside you.”
April 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Having one of those days/weeks where every single possible stressor in the universe decided to come out and test my sanity. But the husband captured some kitty zen so this is what I’ll be channeling for the rest of the night
A chubby white cat with black spots on his head looks forward while perched in a carpeted cat tree basket A chubby white cat with black spots on his head perches in a carpeted cat tree, eyes closed, looking zen
March 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Post a warning
Paper sign that reads “warning - property guarded by attack cats.” Two photos of cats with eyes and mouths wide open. One black cat, one orange and white cat
March 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM