I guess I was going for like high-class courtesan

Idk if this is quite what you mean (and obviously the mattress isn't on the floor) but this is what I did in the bedroom at my previous apartment

this might be a compelling point if you didn't capitulate on the bigger fight at every opportunity

I'm so sorry, that's awful

oh! and there can be ziplines and obstacle courses and stuff! yes I'm in, begin the demolition of colonial williamsburg immediately

if they're also into vore, definitely