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kassassassin.bsky.social
Kass Assassin
@kassassassin.bsky.social
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Genderfluid glampire with good hair and bad judgement.

Adults only, please.

they/it/(others depending on context)
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tonight's Fallout New Vegas stream went great
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
kassassassin.bsky.social
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender:
Sailor Uranus from Sailor Moon looking somewhat masculine and winking, with text from a Tumblr post by a user named fyawn that reads, "am i a boy? am i a girl? who knows!! but everyone finds me hot and that makes everyone gay"
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
kassassassin.bsky.social
true.
Kass from the neck down in a black dress with gold accents that exposes her shoulders and the outside of her arms, a shiny black waist corset, and thigh-high boots with very narrow heels that really accentuate her legs
November 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
kassassassin.bsky.social
what the fuck is wrong with me
the women from Babadook, labeled "me", yelling, "Why can't you just be normal?" at her son, who is screaming and labeled, "also me"
November 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
kassassassin.bsky.social
hanging out with the immortality blood billionaire like
Bryan Johnson's face superimposed over the face of the "she's so crazzzzzzzy! Love her!!!" meme woman with a bag of potato chips on her head doing peace signs with both hands in a supermarket
November 12, 2025 at 4:52 AM
kassassassin.bsky.social
last one

btw yes, you can tell what pronouns to use with me based on how I smell lol
Kass looking masc on the subway platform, with stubble and a dress shirt made of a patchwork of burgundy, blue, and grey fabrics. He wears a torus-shaped blue crystal pendant around his neck on a thin silver chain. The One by Dolce & Gabbana
November 12, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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face + scent

(I actually wear different scents depending on my current gender mode, I can only fit 2 in this post)
Kass looking femme in bisexual lighting in front of a green screen. She has pink lipstick and black eyeliner on, and her hair is bleached and shines back the pinks and blues of the lights around her. She wears a black dress that exposes her shoulders. Sexual Noir by Michel Germain Kass out at night looking somewhat androgynous and bearing a coy smile, wearing a silver chain around their neck culminating in a blue crystal torus pendant that matches their eyes, a wide-open white button up shirt, and a black cape. Intimate Silhouette by Cristian Siriano
November 12, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Idk if this is quite what you mean (and obviously the mattress isn't on the floor) but this is what I did in the bedroom at my previous apartment
a bed with red pillow cases and sheets, a black headboard, and a grey blanket, surrounded by red drapery completely concealing the walls
November 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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"BREAKFAST FOR DINNER" written in the "ZOHRAN FOR NEW YORK CITY" style
November 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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a flowchart that starts at "an account I don't recognize is posting nonsense on my skyline" this points to a bubble with the question, "is it Jazz?" if Yes, it leads to the statement, "it's just Jazz, keep scrolling" if No, it leads to a bubble that says, "look closer", and then points to the same statement: "it's just Jazz, keep scrolling"
November 5, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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the gurrls are fightiiing
Kirsch & Kumi from Alien: Earth being as passive aggressive as possible to each other in an elevator
November 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
kassassassin.bsky.social
Respond with the same actor as a hero and villain.
the 10th Doctor Who, played by David Tennant, wearing a pinstriped suit and smiling knowingly while holding his sonic screwdriver Kilgrave from Jessica Jones, as played by David Tennant, wearing a suit with a purple shirt and pocket square, scowling
November 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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the robot I thought of:
Kryten from Red Dwarf
November 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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them: are you autistic?

me:
November 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
kassassassin.bsky.social
the fallout: new vegas stream last night went swimmingly
October 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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forgot to actually warn y'all that I was streaming 😅

but I'm pretty happy with this silly little overlay I made for my New Vegas stream
Kass's Twitch stream setup for Fallout: New Vegas, which has sections for the chat, webcam, and information about the stream photoshopped from the graphics for the New Vegas menus that look like hefty, worn machinery with little computer screens. The NCR two-headed bear flag is displayed prominently in the gameplay footage, while Kass plays on webcam in bisexual lighting and sports glasses, a dark grey three-piece suit with a skinny black tie and silver tie pin, a white dress shirt, and a thick beard. Kass's Twitch stream setup for Fallout: New Vegas, with sections photoshopped from the New Vegas menu graphics that look like hefty, worn machinery with little computer screens. The character Ringo thanks Kass with funds he claims come from Crimson Caravan in the gameplay footage, while Kass cradles the calico tabby cat Mystery in their arms on the webcam.
October 30, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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if you see this, post 4 female characters you love

(does Tio count? she's a robot. but to be fair, so am I)
Zhaan from Farscape Roberta "Bobbie" Draper from The Expanse Karlach from Baldur's Gate 3 Tio from Grandia 2
October 29, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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but look at the amazing results that strategy got. better try it a hundred more times
a set of bar charts from Stats For Lefties entitled, "How registered Republicans voted", citing CNN as its source. 2020 election: 94% Trump 6% Democrat 2024 election: 94% Trump 5% Democrat a set of bar charts from Stats For Lefties entitled, "How US conservatives voted in 2024", citing CNN as its source. 2020 election: 85% Trump 14% Democrat 2024 election: 90% Trump 9% Democrat
October 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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star wars is so ridiculous. if she's baby 5, why is she named morlana one?
a screenshot from Andor showing a streetlit walkway leading toward a distant city partially obscured by rain, with the text MORLANA ONE PREOX-MORLANA CORPORATE ZONE BBY 5
October 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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jfc you're already on another bit??
meme of the scientist from Pacific Rim writing on and pointing to a huge chalkboard covered in complex math and saying, "In the beginning the Jazz bits were spaced apart 24 weeks. Then 12, then 6, then every 2 weeks. In 4 days we could be seeing a bit every 8 hours until they are coming every 4 minutes. We should witness a double event within seven days."
October 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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wow that's so interesting. anyway, siri play little tiny mustache by stephen lymch
Harlem Toots: Yeah not knowing the guy endorsed has some Nazi ink is bad enough. Not caring is worse. The Goon VO: my brother has a SS tattoo on his body. you read that right. a literal SS. he was a 'S'cout 'S'niper. Marines often used the flag, yes the flag youre probably thinking of, as their own symbol in group pics. as he told me many times "we take our enemy's symbols. just be glad you dont understand."
October 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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after the date
Robert De Niro in Meet The Parents sitting at a dinner table with the caption, "could you milk me?"
October 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Little Miss Mystery:
She's the sweetest in history!
If you listed the sweetest,
She'd be first through like fiftery!
(and many mooooore!) 🎶

or sometimes I just sing the words, "honey bunny baby bear" at her over and over in random order

or Isn't She Lovely by Stevie Wonder
the calico tabby cat Mystery curled up in a small box so that her front paw meets her back paw in one corner, craning her head around to look back with wide eyes
October 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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I was married, but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.
the Last Stag from Hollow Knight, which serves as a means of fast travel. it is a large blue-ish beetle-like creature, with one horn protuding from an armor-like plate on its forehead and another from a similar plate on the dorsal section of its thorax, six jointed legs extending from the sides of the ventral section, and a final larger dorsal plate on its large abdomen, to which a white saddle is strapped upon which are 2 couch-like seats. shaggy white fluff emerges from the revealed lower section of its face resembling a beard, with 2 longer ribbons of it hanging further down like a long mustache.
October 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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hoping to get introduced
a text conversation between Kass and a friend. KASS: Halloween movie marathon on October 25th starting at 5 pm if you're free! FRIEND: Alas I'm going to see Prince Faggot that night! KASS: I see... is this prince faggot single? the friend laugh reacted to the last line.
October 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM