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Karyn Noble ✍️📝🕵️‍♀️
@karyn-noble.bsky.social
Award-winning #food/#travel/#drinks journalist/editor, Great Taste Awards judge @guildoffinefood, flitting between Australia & the UK
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See what I do at karynnoble.com
Question is: when will any govt have the courage to stand up to Big Food and slap 'warning' labels on these heavily marketed products? #food
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
Ultra-processed food linked to harm in every major human organ, study finds
World’s largest scientific review warns consumption of UPFs poses seismic threat to global health and wellbeing
www.theguardian.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Text message from a Brazil country-code number: 'Hi Dad, messaging you from my iPad eSim...my old number's been switched off since upgrading. Please reply so I can send you my new number'.
HELLO LONG-LOST SON I CAN'T RECALL BIRTHING. I'll excuse you for misgendering me, it's been a while. 🤷‍♀️
October 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Me circa 2020: Oh, how nice that one of the girls* from the B52s is putting out solo stuff. Very good.🎶
Me in 2025 finally learning that Katy J Pearson is not the girl from the B52s: 🙃👵

* That's Kate Pierson, you can see my confusion...

#music
October 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Email: "Dear Karyn and team"
<looks around in bewilderment>
October 8, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Restaurants, if I have to look forever on your website for your Instagram site, it is REALLY BAD DESIGN. It should be on the opening page. If I have to Google it because it's not on your website at all, that's even worse, lol.
September 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
"We've found the best...in partnership with our friends at <brand name>". No, these are not necessarily the best. Is the brand one of the things on the best list? Or owns things on the list? They paid them to be on the list. Read it but keep that in mind.
September 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
'There is no such thing as a ‘Michelin-starred chef’'.
I see this description often when I'm editing (and have previously used it myself), but it's incorrect. 👇#foodtravel
elitetraveler.com/finest-dinin...
How Does a Restaurant Get a Star in the Michelin Guide?
Despite the restaurant guide's widespread influence, the question of how to get a Michelin star is still a commonly asked one.
elitetraveler.com
September 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
👀Nooooooooo. 🙅‍♀️🙈
WeTransfer just changed their TOS giving themselves permission to train AI on any content you transfer and produce derivative works based on content you transfer that they are allowed to monetize and you are not allowed payment for.

Stop using WeTransfer.
July 15, 2025 at 9:13 AM
'...the chain said: “Our kale comes destemmed and sliced and is lovingly hand-massaged by our teams in our iconic French dressing for 45 seconds in our shop kitchens. This helps to soften the kale and keeps the minerals and nutrients in.”' 👀
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
Pret a Manger launches salad revamp – and one starts at £12.95
Chain says supersized lunch reflects growing trend of workers ‘treating’ themselves on days they are in office
www.theguardian.com
July 9, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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At the end of every week, I get a text from a young woman about how her week was. She signs them "Love & miss you dad". I figure I received her deceased father's recycled phone number. I've never replied or asked her to stop. I don't want to take away her coping & healing method.
June 7, 2025 at 7:28 AM
If 'hidden gem' is on the banned list, then encountering 'hidden bijoux' in text made me lol. #amediting
May 15, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Things to love about voting in Australia. 😂#democracysausage
Is there any way to check if your polling booth has a sausage sizzle out the back, so you can buy your "democracy sausage" sandwich (and perhaps a cuppa) after you vote? Yes there is! The #DemocracySausage provides a searchable map! #auspol #AusVotes25 democracysausage.org
May 3, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Some wholesome content to cleanse the evil in the world....🧑‍🌾
Greetings and good morning it’s the Wednesday farm rush hour with Chris 😊
April 16, 2025 at 10:24 AM
In (unsurprising, really) news, one of Australia's #coffee shops was just voted best in the world (with two other Oz venues in the top 10) in this inaugural list...👀☕
theworlds100bestcoffeeshops.com/top-100-coff...
TOP 100 Coffee Shops - Top 100 Best Coffee Shops
TOP 100 Coffee Shops
theworlds100bestcoffeeshops.com
February 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Croissant Gin. I would be sceptical were it not these two big players. 👀🥐🍸Four Pillars Gin vs Lune Croissanterie
www.broadsheet.com.au/national/foo...
French Butter Is the Je Ne Sais Quoi in Lune and Four Pillars' Croissant Gin
The Fitzroy croissanterie supplied the Healesville distillery with 50 kilograms of the stuff to make this extremely rare drop.
www.broadsheet.com.au
February 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Not sure whether to admire this sub-editor house-style stickler or lol. 😂#editing

'when a photo caption once ran “Elizabeth Taylor arrived looking like a million dollars” and the newspaper sub added, per house style, “(£565,000)”, people found that ridiculous;'

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Who wants to look a million dollars, these days? | Zoe Williams
There was a time when being a millionaire represented fantastical, unimaginable wealth – but our language needs an update, writes Zoe Williams
www.theguardian.com
February 12, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Troll me all you like, Duolingo. Did you meet all the crazy deadlines I've met in that time while trying to pack for a trip? No, you did not. Parler à la main.✋
January 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
As someone who can never sleep after a post-lunch #coffee (therefore only drink it in the morning), I am thrilled with this news.☕👍
www.theguardian.com/food/2025/ja...
Coffee drinkers reap health boost – but only if they do it in the morning
Pre-lunch brewers enjoy lower risk of death, analysis finds, but benefit vanishes among all-day drinkers
www.theguardian.com
January 8, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Swerve the chemist and head for the art gallery/concert/theatre. 💆‍♀️🏛️🎫🎭
www.theguardian.com/society/2024...
Consuming arts and culture is good for health and wellbeing, research finds
Engaging with arts improves quality of life, increases productivity and creates financial ‘dividend’
www.theguardian.com
December 17, 2024 at 5:47 AM
Shout out to the 'Australian raisins' in privileged position in Fortnum & Mason's £395 'Ultimate Panettone'. 🤯
www.theguardian.com/food/2024/de...
‘£60 for Dolce and Gabbana’: how posh panettone is becoming a Christmas staple
Supermarkets are reporting surging sales, with customers apparently willing to spend more on exotic versions of the Italian festive bread
www.theguardian.com
December 13, 2024 at 6:13 AM
I love that London's National Gallery sells these sorts of #Christmas tree decorations. 😍🎨
December 12, 2024 at 9:57 PM