Van Richten's guide to RavingThot
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Manchester (UK) based, generic white guy (he/him) learning to self validate through the art of Thots and players now that 40 has arrived...
Manchester (UK) based, generic white guy (he/him) learning to self validate through the art of Thots and players now that 40 has arrived...
Give them a reading from the actual meter... I did that with gas this week and they refunded me a good chunk because their estimates were insanely over
November 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Give them a reading from the actual meter... I did that with gas this week and they refunded me a good chunk because their estimates were insanely over
For context - egg didn't make it.
And yes,that is a sandwich toaster. That's why the twin eggs were named cheese and chorizo, my favourite toastie ingredients.
And yes,that is a sandwich toaster. That's why the twin eggs were named cheese and chorizo, my favourite toastie ingredients.
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
For context - egg didn't make it.
And yes,that is a sandwich toaster. That's why the twin eggs were named cheese and chorizo, my favourite toastie ingredients.
And yes,that is a sandwich toaster. That's why the twin eggs were named cheese and chorizo, my favourite toastie ingredients.
I've been guarding the baby pigeons on my fire escape this year (including chasing a fallen fledgling for an hour to return it to the nest) if that counts?
I hope it counts. These 3 squabs have been a large source of stress 😅
I hope it counts. These 3 squabs have been a large source of stress 😅
November 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I've been guarding the baby pigeons on my fire escape this year (including chasing a fallen fledgling for an hour to return it to the nest) if that counts?
I hope it counts. These 3 squabs have been a large source of stress 😅
I hope it counts. These 3 squabs have been a large source of stress 😅
Awww, adorable 🥰🤗
November 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Awww, adorable 🥰🤗
Look, I'm carney'ing as hard as I can here 😅 it was easier in last centurys 20's
November 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Look, I'm carney'ing as hard as I can here 😅 it was easier in last centurys 20's
*adds flashing carnival lighting*
Step right up folks, throw a bone in the hole and win a prize 😏
Step right up folks, throw a bone in the hole and win a prize 😏
November 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
*adds flashing carnival lighting*
Step right up folks, throw a bone in the hole and win a prize 😏
Step right up folks, throw a bone in the hole and win a prize 😏
See, every time I show a new face it's all screaming and "Where did you get that? Why is it bleeding?" 🙄
November 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
See, every time I show a new face it's all screaming and "Where did you get that? Why is it bleeding?" 🙄
If you don't do it to the rhythm of the Imperial March I'm jumping out of this time line's window
November 2, 2025 at 3:07 AM
If you don't do it to the rhythm of the Imperial March I'm jumping out of this time line's window
Be a love and chuck me in on a spin cycle 💚👍🏻
October 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Be a love and chuck me in on a spin cycle 💚👍🏻
The scissors I brandish at tops...
October 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The scissors I brandish at tops...
I remember how difficult it can be...
I miss hair.
I miss hair.
October 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I remember how difficult it can be...
I miss hair.
I miss hair.
Lol, I use these cards as roach for my spliffs 😅
October 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Lol, I use these cards as roach for my spliffs 😅
It's one of the things my dnd dm dislikes a little because I can mimic a number of his npc voices with annoying accuracy 😊
October 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
It's one of the things my dnd dm dislikes a little because I can mimic a number of his npc voices with annoying accuracy 😊
SCOTT!!!
*Drops to the floor faster than my shorts at a top convention*
*Drops to the floor faster than my shorts at a top convention*
a cartoon of a woman with red hair and a blue light coming out of her head
ALT: a cartoon of a woman with red hair and a blue light coming out of her head
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October 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
SCOTT!!!
*Drops to the floor faster than my shorts at a top convention*
*Drops to the floor faster than my shorts at a top convention*
I would pat the butt while you gamed 👍🏻
donkey kong is playing drums in a cartoon
ALT: donkey kong is playing drums in a cartoon
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October 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I would pat the butt while you gamed 👍🏻
I would need my phone purified by fire if this happened to me...
a woman is making a funny face with her mouth open and her eyes closed .
ALT: a woman is making a funny face with her mouth open and her eyes closed .
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October 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I would need my phone purified by fire if this happened to me...
Oh, sass? I'm so upset im gonna use regular soy sauce 😏
October 14, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Oh, sass? I'm so upset im gonna use regular soy sauce 😏
Wait until you see me try to cook with the slopes ceiling 😂
October 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Wait until you see me try to cook with the slopes ceiling 😂
I definitely didn't jerk off over it again after you left 😬👀
October 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I definitely didn't jerk off over it again after you left 😬👀
I would like to see this meeting of the fines 👍🏻
a stuffed animal is looking through binoculars at a striped popcorn box .
ALT: a stuffed animal is looking through binoculars at a striped popcorn box .
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October 10, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I would like to see this meeting of the fines 👍🏻
4-5 therapod foot prints is all i can make out??
October 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
4-5 therapod foot prints is all i can make out??
All of this 🙌 😁👍🏻
October 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
All of this 🙌 😁👍🏻
Give me Rogue heroes: Legend of Tasos x Final Fantasy and im good 👍🏻
October 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Give me Rogue heroes: Legend of Tasos x Final Fantasy and im good 👍🏻
