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karu-of-the-funk.bsky.social
Van Richten's guide to RavingThot
@karu-of-the-funk.bsky.social
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NSFW, 🔞
Manchester (UK) based, generic white guy (he/him) learning to self validate through the art of Thots and players now that 40 has arrived...
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I've been guarding the baby pigeons on my fire escape this year (including chasing a fallen fledgling for an hour to return it to the nest) if that counts?

I hope it counts. These 3 squabs have been a large source of stress 😅
November 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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The scissors I brandish at tops...
October 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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How I was left after @tedtalk420.bsky.social was finished with me this past weekend 😏🥴
October 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Pretty sure this is my first contribution to #fcf
It's feeling nice and plump 😈
September 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Yeah... good times
September 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
karu-of-the-funk.bsky.social
This advice works better than I'm comfortable with...
August 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
karu-of-the-funk.bsky.social
I'm helping 😁🎉
August 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
karu-of-the-funk.bsky.social
Think my jeans might have shrunk in the wash. They're not usually THIS snug 👀 🍆
August 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
karu-of-the-funk.bsky.social
Subtly hinting to any rich handsome doctors that I'm single and ready to settle
July 11, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Just a post to say I'm still alive ish, and engaging both of my braincells today
July 11, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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June 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Dick was sitting pretty the other night but forgot to post here 😜
May 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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April 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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December 7, 2024 at 12:13 AM
karu-of-the-funk.bsky.social
Being read by targeted advertising was not on my Friday night plan list... but here we are 😶
December 6, 2024 at 8:40 PM
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December 5, 2024 at 2:09 PM
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Post something blue from your gallery
November 25, 2024 at 5:59 PM
karu-of-the-funk.bsky.social
To be fair... my dogs are a little weird
November 25, 2024 at 4:03 AM
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It's #caturday so here are my two 12yr old sweethearts. These little fuckers are my literal heart ❤️
November 23, 2024 at 11:04 AM
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To further my point...
November 21, 2024 at 10:23 PM
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Only because it's you 😘
November 19, 2024 at 1:28 AM
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Here is one free butt to get you started 💚
November 18, 2024 at 11:38 PM
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Huh..... who would have thought it 😏
November 15, 2024 at 10:26 PM
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Also need more naked clubbing nights 😏
November 15, 2024 at 8:30 PM
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Respectfully, and with love....
November 15, 2024 at 1:22 PM