Rex A. Jones
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Rex is a cartoonist and creator of the comic strip Oscar. You can find him at https://buymeacoffee.com/laughingparrot.
Seeing wrinkles old and new. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Dad hasn’t recovered from his chalk talk down at the retirement home. He imagined his audience in their underwear.
Caption: Dad hasn’t recovered from his chalk talk down at the retirement home. He imagined his audience in their underwear.
November 15, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Seeing wrinkles old and new. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Dad hasn’t recovered from his chalk talk down at the retirement home. He imagined his audience in their underwear.
Caption: Dad hasn’t recovered from his chalk talk down at the retirement home. He imagined his audience in their underwear.
Out of service bird. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Just because you live with a four star general, does NOT make you a military macaw.
Caption: Just because you live with a four star general, does NOT make you a military macaw.
November 14, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Out of service bird. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Just because you live with a four star general, does NOT make you a military macaw.
Caption: Just because you live with a four star general, does NOT make you a military macaw.
App ahoy! An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I originally belonged to a pirate, but I get sea sick. So I adopted a software pirate.
Caption: I originally belonged to a pirate, but I get sea sick. So I adopted a software pirate.
November 13, 2025 at 5:25 AM
App ahoy! An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I originally belonged to a pirate, but I get sea sick. So I adopted a software pirate.
Caption: I originally belonged to a pirate, but I get sea sick. So I adopted a software pirate.
Climate change chaos. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Well, the woolly worms may say this winter will be mild, but this isn’t a good sign.
Caption: Well, the woolly worms may say this winter will be mild, but this isn’t a good sign.
November 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Climate change chaos. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Well, the woolly worms may say this winter will be mild, but this isn’t a good sign.
Caption: Well, the woolly worms may say this winter will be mild, but this isn’t a good sign.
Philosophical ordure question. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Well, normally that would be a good question, but it really doesn’t matter whether my glass is half or empty once you’ve pooped in it.
Caption: Well, normally that would be a good question, but it really doesn’t matter whether my glass is half or empty once you’ve pooped in it.
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Philosophical ordure question. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Well, normally that would be a good question, but it really doesn’t matter whether my glass is half or empty once you’ve pooped in it.
Caption: Well, normally that would be a good question, but it really doesn’t matter whether my glass is half or empty once you’ve pooped in it.
Not the real thing. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption; Well, it would appear you’re right. Artificial fruit isn’t like artificial colors and flavors in breakfast cereal.
Caption; Well, it would appear you’re right. Artificial fruit isn’t like artificial colors and flavors in breakfast cereal.
November 9, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Not the real thing. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption; Well, it would appear you’re right. Artificial fruit isn’t like artificial colors and flavors in breakfast cereal.
Caption; Well, it would appear you’re right. Artificial fruit isn’t like artificial colors and flavors in breakfast cereal.
Gord seasoning faux pas. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Okay, maybe putting pumpkin spice on your anchovy pizza was a bit much.
Caption: Okay, maybe putting pumpkin spice on your anchovy pizza was a bit much.
November 8, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Gord seasoning faux pas. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Okay, maybe putting pumpkin spice on your anchovy pizza was a bit much.
Caption: Okay, maybe putting pumpkin spice on your anchovy pizza was a bit much.
Holiday rush. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: No, I’m sorry. Just because there are decorations in all of the stores, doesn’t mean they’ve forgotten about Thanksgiving.
Caption: No, I’m sorry. Just because there are decorations in all of the stores, doesn’t mean they’ve forgotten about Thanksgiving.
November 7, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Holiday rush. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: No, I’m sorry. Just because there are decorations in all of the stores, doesn’t mean they’ve forgotten about Thanksgiving.
Caption: No, I’m sorry. Just because there are decorations in all of the stores, doesn’t mean they’ve forgotten about Thanksgiving.
Refuse reused. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I don’t like them either, but Dad keeps giving me green pellets. So that’s what’s left.
Caption: I don’t like them either, but Dad keeps giving me green pellets. So that’s what’s left.
November 6, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Refuse reused. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I don’t like them either, but Dad keeps giving me green pellets. So that’s what’s left.
Caption: I don’t like them either, but Dad keeps giving me green pellets. So that’s what’s left.
Move over pumpkin spice. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: The little green guy wants a millet spice and anchovy Frappuccino.
Caption: The little green guy wants a millet spice and anchovy Frappuccino.
November 5, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Move over pumpkin spice. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: The little green guy wants a millet spice and anchovy Frappuccino.
Caption: The little green guy wants a millet spice and anchovy Frappuccino.
Bald-pated peril. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Well, if owners start to look like their pets, I hope I don’t get Dad’s receding hairline.
Caption: Well, if owners start to look like their pets, I hope I don’t get Dad’s receding hairline.
November 4, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Bald-pated peril. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Well, if owners start to look like their pets, I hope I don’t get Dad’s receding hairline.
Caption: Well, if owners start to look like their pets, I hope I don’t get Dad’s receding hairline.
Just throw it all into the washing machine. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: No, Dad isn’t wearing a pink shirt to raise awareness about breast cancer. He helped with the laundry again.
Caption: No, Dad isn’t wearing a pink shirt to raise awareness about breast cancer. He helped with the laundry again.
November 3, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Just throw it all into the washing machine. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: No, Dad isn’t wearing a pink shirt to raise awareness about breast cancer. He helped with the laundry again.
Caption: No, Dad isn’t wearing a pink shirt to raise awareness about breast cancer. He helped with the laundry again.
Citrus gore drinker. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: You don’t have to be afraid of Igor. He’s a fruit bat, the only thing he sucks are blood oranges.
Caption: You don’t have to be afraid of Igor. He’s a fruit bat, the only thing he sucks are blood oranges.
November 2, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Citrus gore drinker. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: You don’t have to be afraid of Igor. He’s a fruit bat, the only thing he sucks are blood oranges.
Caption: You don’t have to be afraid of Igor. He’s a fruit bat, the only thing he sucks are blood oranges.
Herbal cologne winner. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Mom won Best Costume last night at the Halloween party. She dressed as an expired jar of bas7and went as “Old Spice.”
Caption: Mom won Best Costume last night at the Halloween party. She dressed as an expired jar of bas7and went as “Old Spice.”
November 1, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Herbal cologne winner. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Mom won Best Costume last night at the Halloween party. She dressed as an expired jar of bas7and went as “Old Spice.”
Caption: Mom won Best Costume last night at the Halloween party. She dressed as an expired jar of bas7and went as “Old Spice.”
Happy Halloween. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Dad’s Halloween costume is super scary this year. He’s going as a stack of vet bills.
Caption: Dad’s Halloween costume is super scary this year. He’s going as a stack of vet bills.
October 31, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Happy Halloween. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Dad’s Halloween costume is super scary this year. He’s going as a stack of vet bills.
Caption: Dad’s Halloween costume is super scary this year. He’s going as a stack of vet bills.
All mine. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Sorry, normally I would share it with you, but the vet has put me on a whole food diet.
Caption: Sorry, normally I would share it with you, but the vet has put me on a whole food diet.
October 30, 2025 at 5:58 AM
All mine. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Sorry, normally I would share it with you, but the vet has put me on a whole food diet.
Caption: Sorry, normally I would share it with you, but the vet has put me on a whole food diet.
Call my agent. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Yes, Oscar does a lot of tricks. The problem is he’ll only do them if he’s paid scale.
Caption: Yes, Oscar does a lot of tricks. The problem is he’ll only do them if he’s paid scale.
October 28, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Call my agent. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Yes, Oscar does a lot of tricks. The problem is he’ll only do them if he’s paid scale.
Caption: Yes, Oscar does a lot of tricks. The problem is he’ll only do them if he’s paid scale.
Gigantic gourd bounty. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I told you not to let Oscar pick out the pumpkin.
Caption: I told you not to let Oscar pick out the pumpkin.
October 27, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Gigantic gourd bounty. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I told you not to let Oscar pick out the pumpkin.
Caption: I told you not to let Oscar pick out the pumpkin.
Homage to Berkley Breathed. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I’m sorry you’ll just have to for anchovies. They don’t have herring guts. I don’t know where you get these ideas.
Balloon: I suppose this means the squid sauce is out as well.
Arrow pointing at Opus: Aquatic parrot.
Caption: I’m sorry you’ll just have to for anchovies. They don’t have herring guts. I don’t know where you get these ideas.
Balloon: I suppose this means the squid sauce is out as well.
Arrow pointing at Opus: Aquatic parrot.
October 26, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Homage to Berkley Breathed. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I’m sorry you’ll just have to for anchovies. They don’t have herring guts. I don’t know where you get these ideas.
Balloon: I suppose this means the squid sauce is out as well.
Arrow pointing at Opus: Aquatic parrot.
Caption: I’m sorry you’ll just have to for anchovies. They don’t have herring guts. I don’t know where you get these ideas.
Balloon: I suppose this means the squid sauce is out as well.
Arrow pointing at Opus: Aquatic parrot.
It’s a dirty job. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Well, I got your computer up and running. I had to remove six pounds of bird seed, dust, and feathers.
Caption: Well, I got your computer up and running. I had to remove six pounds of bird seed, dust, and feathers.
October 26, 2025 at 5:25 AM
It’s a dirty job. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Well, I got your computer up and running. I had to remove six pounds of bird seed, dust, and feathers.
Caption: Well, I got your computer up and running. I had to remove six pounds of bird seed, dust, and feathers.
The five second rule. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Why were you eating off the floor? I just filled your bowl.
Balloon: How else am I to get my probiotics?
Caption: Why were you eating off the floor? I just filled your bowl.
Balloon: How else am I to get my probiotics?
October 24, 2025 at 4:09 AM
The five second rule. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Why were you eating off the floor? I just filled your bowl.
Balloon: How else am I to get my probiotics?
Caption: Why were you eating off the floor? I just filled your bowl.
Balloon: How else am I to get my probiotics?
Reaching the limit. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: No wonder your phone is out of memory. You have hundreds of apps on your phone and they are all for pizza parlors.
Thought balloon: OMG! The next thing he’ll want to do is to delete some.
Caption: No wonder your phone is out of memory. You have hundreds of apps on your phone and they are all for pizza parlors.
Thought balloon: OMG! The next thing he’ll want to do is to delete some.
October 23, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Reaching the limit. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: No wonder your phone is out of memory. You have hundreds of apps on your phone and they are all for pizza parlors.
Thought balloon: OMG! The next thing he’ll want to do is to delete some.
Caption: No wonder your phone is out of memory. You have hundreds of apps on your phone and they are all for pizza parlors.
Thought balloon: OMG! The next thing he’ll want to do is to delete some.
Lapin la dirt. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Dad got Mom a rabbit fur coat for her birthday, but don’t worry, it’s made of dust bunnies.
Caption: Dad got Mom a rabbit fur coat for her birthday, but don’t worry, it’s made of dust bunnies.
October 22, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Lapin la dirt. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Dad got Mom a rabbit fur coat for her birthday, but don’t worry, it’s made of dust bunnies.
Caption: Dad got Mom a rabbit fur coat for her birthday, but don’t worry, it’s made of dust bunnies.
Soaring above it all. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Frame 1: Here’s the fierce eagle. High in his aerie. The lord of all he surveys.
Frame 2: I never realized how far down to the ground it is. Now, how do I get down?
Frame 3: DAD!
Frame 1: Here’s the fierce eagle. High in his aerie. The lord of all he surveys.
Frame 2: I never realized how far down to the ground it is. Now, how do I get down?
Frame 3: DAD!
October 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Soaring above it all. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Frame 1: Here’s the fierce eagle. High in his aerie. The lord of all he surveys.
Frame 2: I never realized how far down to the ground it is. Now, how do I get down?
Frame 3: DAD!
Frame 1: Here’s the fierce eagle. High in his aerie. The lord of all he surveys.
Frame 2: I never realized how far down to the ground it is. Now, how do I get down?
Frame 3: DAD!
Tech talk. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I upgraded my perch. That’s a USB port. I also have Wi-Fi Bluetooth.
Caption: I upgraded my perch. That’s a USB port. I also have Wi-Fi Bluetooth.
October 19, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Tech talk. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I upgraded my perch. That’s a USB port. I also have Wi-Fi Bluetooth.
Caption: I upgraded my perch. That’s a USB port. I also have Wi-Fi Bluetooth.