Caption: Oscar killed the robot vacuum. He didn’t like the competition.
Caption: Oscar killed the robot vacuum. He didn’t like the competition.
Caption: I told you not to read your pop-up book to Oscar.
Caption: I told you not to read your pop-up book to Oscar.
Caption: When I said we needed to talk more about our feelings. I expected more than, “I’m feeling hungry.”
Caption: When I said we needed to talk more about our feelings. I expected more than, “I’m feeling hungry.”
Caption: Yes, he was a great msn. And stop telling Sheridan his dream was about anchovy pizza.
At the top of the panel, Martin Luther King Jr. Day
Caption: Yes, he was a great msn. And stop telling Sheridan his dream was about anchovy pizza.
At the top of the panel, Martin Luther King Jr. Day
Caption: T swapped Dad’s vegetable soup with our poop soup.
Caption: T swapped Dad’s vegetable soup with our poop soup.
Caption: At the Thai restaurant they call Dad Mr. Hot-Hot-Hot. Not because they think he’s sexy, but because he likes really hot and spicy food.
At the top of the panel, International Hot And Spicy Food Day
Caption: At the Thai restaurant they call Dad Mr. Hot-Hot-Hot. Not because they think he’s sexy, but because he likes really hot and spicy food.
At the top of the panel, International Hot And Spicy Food Day
Caption: Well, you should have said something. Normally an everything bagel does not include anchovies.
At the top of the panel, National Bagel Day!
Caption: Well, you should have said something. Normally an everything bagel does not include anchovies.
At the top of the panel, National Bagel Day!
Caption: On, you’ll pay dearly for this.
Title: National Dress Up Your Pet Day
Caption: On, you’ll pay dearly for this.
Title: National Dress Up Your Pet Day
Caption: They have a lot of shows on first responders, but what they really need are more about the real heroes, the bird rescuers.
Caption: They have a lot of shows on first responders, but what they really need are more about the real heroes, the bird rescuers.
Caption: Okay, I’ve put the rings on the pegs, but I don’t see how this skill will get me into a good graduate program.
Caption: Okay, I’ve put the rings on the pegs, but I don’t see how this skill will get me into a good graduate program.
Caption: I think I may be constipated. I haven’t pooped for 20 minutes.
Balloon: Unblock naturally with prune flavored Poop-B-Gone.
Caption: I think I may be constipated. I haven’t pooped for 20 minutes.
Balloon: Unblock naturally with prune flavored Poop-B-Gone.
Caption: I don’t care if anchovy pizza is blocking my chakras. If you don’t give me one, YOURS will all red.
Caption: I don’t care if anchovy pizza is blocking my chakras. If you don’t give me one, YOURS will all red.
Caption: Dad said you had bad crow’s feet. They look perfectly normal to me.
Caption: Dad said you had bad crow’s feet. They look perfectly normal to me.
Caption: Well, you asked for a kiss. What did you expect from someone who has a beak?
Caption: Well, you asked for a kiss. What did you expect from someone who has a beak?
Caption: Oscar’s getting ready to participate in National Fruitcake Toss Day.
Caption: Oscar’s getting ready to participate in National Fruitcake Toss Day.
Caption: No, just because the door on your cage was broken, doesn’t mean you’re from a broken home.
Caption: No, just because the door on your cage was broken, doesn’t mean you’re from a broken home.
Caption: What do you mean by, “What are your New Year’s resolutions?” Are you implying there is something wrong with me?
Caption: What do you mean by, “What are your New Year’s resolutions?” Are you implying there is something wrong with me?
Caption: What are you kvetching about? You’re the one who put the toilet paper on the wrong way.
Caption: What are you kvetching about? You’re the one who put the toilet paper on the wrong way.
Caption: Honestly, I have no problem with your friends staying the night, but does he have to sleep THERE?
Caption: Honestly, I have no problem with your friends staying the night, but does he have to sleep THERE?
Caption: Dad says you have a bad cold. I didn’t know that there was a good one.
Caption: Dad says you have a bad cold. I didn’t know that there was a good one.
Caption: Oscar has been having problems with setting boundaries lately.
Caption: Oscar has been having problems with setting boundaries lately.
Caption: This year for Kwanzaa, I brought anchovy latkes.
Caption: This year for Kwanzaa, I brought anchovy latkes.
Caption: Well, it was a Yule log, but Oscar turned it into Yule sawdust.
Caption: Well, it was a Yule log, but Oscar turned it into Yule sawdust.
Caption: Of course he’s always happy. He’s in a constant state of denial.
Caption: Of course he’s always happy. He’s in a constant state of denial.
Caption: I never laid a beak on him. He told Dad that I was JUST a bird.
Caption: I never laid a beak on him. He told Dad that I was JUST a bird.