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Rex A. Jones
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Rex is a cartoonist and creator of the comic strip Oscar. You can find him at https://buymeacoffee.com/laughingparrot.
This floor isn’t big enough for both of this. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Oscar killed the robot vacuum. He didn’t like the competition.
January 24, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Sudden shock. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I told you not to read your pop-up book to Oscar.
January 23, 2026 at 6:28 AM
The way to a man’s heart. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: When I said we needed to talk more about our feelings. I expected more than, “I’m feeling hungry.”
January 20, 2026 at 6:45 AM
In remembrance of Dr. King. May his memory forever be a blessing. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Yes, he was a great msn. And stop telling Sheridan his dream was about anchovy pizza.
At the top of the panel, Martin Luther King Jr. Day
January 19, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Beware who you trade with. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: T swapped Dad’s vegetable soup with our poop soup.
January 18, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Some like it extra warm. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: At the Thai restaurant they call Dad Mr. Hot-Hot-Hot. Not because they think he’s sexy, but because he likes really hot and spicy food.
At the top of the panel, International Hot And Spicy Food Day
January 16, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Happy lox and a schmear. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Well, you should have said something. Normally an everything bagel does not include anchovies.
At the top of the panel, National Bagel Day!
January 15, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Frock fiasco. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: On, you’ll pay dearly for this.
Title: National Dress Up Your Pet Day
January 14, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Avian savior program. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: They have a lot of shows on first responders, but what they really need are more about the real heroes, the bird rescuers.
January 13, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Looking to the future. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Okay, I’ve put the rings on the pegs, but I don’t see how this skill will get me into a good graduate program.
January 11, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Late, why wait? An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I think I may be constipated. I haven’t pooped for 20 minutes.
Balloon: Unblock naturally with prune flavored Poop-B-Gone.
January 10, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Dam the energy centers and eat those fish. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I don’t care if anchovy pizza is blocking my chakras. If you don’t give me one, YOURS will all red.
January 9, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Talon talk. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Dad said you had bad crow’s feet. They look perfectly normal to me.
January 6, 2026 at 6:06 AM
You always hurt the onr you love. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Well, you asked for a kiss. What did you expect from someone who has a beak?
January 5, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Hurling festive confections. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Oscar’s getting ready to participate in National Fruitcake Toss Day.
January 3, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Abode misunderstanding. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: No, just because the door on your cage was broken, doesn’t mean you’re from a broken home.
January 2, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Happy New Year! An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: What do you mean by, “What are your New Year’s resolutions?” Are you implying there is something wrong with me?
January 1, 2026 at 6:23 AM
TP tornado. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: What are you kvetching about? You’re the one who put the toilet paper on the wrong way.
January 1, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Someone to watch over me. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Honestly, I have no problem with your friends staying the night, but does he have to sleep THERE?
December 30, 2025 at 5:42 AM
A better quality disease? An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Dad says you have a bad cold. I didn’t know that there was a good one.
December 28, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Border Patrol. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Oscar has been having problems with setting boundaries lately.
December 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Happy Kwanzaa! An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: This year for Kwanzaa, I brought anchovy latkes.
December 26, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Festivus greetings, blessed Yule, and a happy Christmas. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Well, it was a Yule log, but Oscar turned it into Yule sawdust.
December 25, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Joyfully unaware. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: Of course he’s always happy. He’s in a constant state of denial.
December 24, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Nothing less than family. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.
Caption: I never laid a beak on him. He told Dad that I was JUST a bird.
December 23, 2025 at 5:39 AM