On this International Women's Day, may all your fondest dreams and cleverest plans be realized.

Who else saw a Magic 8 Ball in the set design at the end of memorial? I can't be the only terrible person.

old Soviet joke for our times:

Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.

Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”

Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”

Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

I guess the Oscars big James Bond production was planned before the news of the Amazon takeover of the franchise came out.

It’s the Yippers from Sesame Street! 😂

I tried to help lost tourist family in DC by giving them directions and the dad had the utter gall to look at his phone and say, "Well, I don't know ...). So I resorted to, "We are standing at I St. You said you want G St. You are heading north to K street." And then my Lyft pulled up so I left.

Halloween costume idea: Luisa from Encanto carrying Mjolnir.

#Webcomics Hey kids! Here's a fun game! They just dropped a list of All the artists that Midjourney admits to having scraped to train its A.I. engine. Are YOU on it? (We are) Do you have a good lawyer? (We do) (storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...)

I'm looking for recommendations of movie/book/comic that are "Night at the Museum but Horror". Relic is the only one that comes to mind but it is from the 90s. What have I missed?

Multitasking by cleaning the kitchen while listening on a work call. Thought of washing the sink load of dishes as "clearing the backlog" so now I'm disappointed in myself and think it is good I'm taking Christmas week off work.

I know @joanarkham.bsky.social needs to know this but I suspect many others will be interested. Pottery Barn Teen has glow-in-the-dark Hello Kitty Halloween bedsheets. www.pbteen.com/products/hel...