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karmaaster.bsky.social
Sharon (she/her)
@karmaaster.bsky.social
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Geek of various and sundry fandoms, knitter, rabid bibliophile, and somebody who desperately wants the Fully-Automated Luxury Queer Space Communism that Star Trek keeps talking about.
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So, uh, I knitted a catnip filled cat toy and...yeah, it's meant to represent exactly what you think it's supposed to represent.
A knitted cat toy in the shape of a rather cuddly looking blunt. Front view of a knitted cat toy in the shape of a rather plump blunt. Side view of a very fuzzy and rather cuddly looking knitted blunt.
June 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Where is Gabriel Bell when you need him?
Biographical data entry for Gabriel Bell from the Deep Space Nine episode "Past Tense" which originally aired in 1995 but was set in 2024 and covered issues that have become increasingly and disturbingly prophetic involving mistreatment of the poor, economic uncertainty, warehousing of the homeless, and general apathy and outright cruelty amongst the affluent.
May 2, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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How do you feel about these two miscreants?
Otto, a mostly black dog with white and brown highlights and impressive eyebrows stares at you and wonders why you're taking his picture. Thor, an older tan husky mix with a greying face, smiles at the camera and continues to be the happiest mutt on this earth.
April 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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A very fat leopard protesting, "Please stop, I'm so full."
April 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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It was aggressively Monday today. But this came into my job today, so I guess it evens out.
Tiny, wrinkly grey Staffordshire mix puppy. He is chubby and precious.
March 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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This is Bucket. Bucket was found and brought in to work today. Bucket will most likely be looking for a home of his very own soon.
A small grey male bully breed puppy who approximately 2 months old and is wrinkly, chubby, and exploding with cuteness. He's likely a Staffordshire terrier mix, so probably not going to STAY small.
March 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Vintage Prince against a delightfully retro wireframe background with the captions "You can always shit on billionaires. It's always morally correct."
March 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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A very fat leopard begs us to stop feeding him faces with a plea of "Please stop, I'm so full."
March 8, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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I do believe Bruce approves of the most hastily-knitted toy ever.
February 24, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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The plain and simple tailor Garak from Deep Space Nine smirks enigmatically and charmingly accompanied by the caption "There's no politics in Star Trek and I'm just a simple tailor."
February 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Was just given this by a positively adorable Girl Scout. Also, I have cookies!

Remember, Girl Scouts support diversity and the LGBTQ+ community! Buy cookies from them! Because diversity! Supporting basic human rights!

Cookies!
A pink, beaded friendship bracelet with the legend "I heart u" sits on a car's dashboard in the sunshine.
February 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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If you don't have at least ONE very worn out paperback held together with packing tape, can you really call yourself a bibliophile?
A very battered vintage copy of George Orwell's 1984 that is only in one piece through the miracle of packing tape.
February 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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A screencap from Terminator 2. The top image has a young John Connor asking, "We're not gonna make it, are we? People, I mean." The bottom image is the Terminator replying, "It's in your nature to destroy yourselves."
February 4, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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January 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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December 1, 2024 at 8:25 AM
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Not bad for a first try.
Front view of a pale blue knitted hamster stuffie with bright pink ears. Bottom view of bright pink feet on a knitted hamster stuffie. Side view of a pale blue knitted hamster stuffie with pink ears.
November 28, 2024 at 4:26 AM
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A squirrel who isn't bothering anyone and is busily snacking on pumpkin seeds some kind human left out for them wants to know why that same human is bothering them for a picture. Two very cozy but grumpy baby crows want to know why I've got that camera in their face.
November 27, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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Bruce loves him some catnip.
An adorably big-eyed black cat sits in a Lidl bag. Is it "if I fits, I sits" or just clever product placement?
November 24, 2024 at 5:58 AM
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Not a ton going on right this second, but at least you can see what a pretty color this yarn is!
A knitted cuff in a very pretty jewel-toned emerald green yarn that will become a full wrist warmer sits on top of a paperback copy of Carpe Jugulum.
November 19, 2024 at 5:51 PM
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Bruce likes to help me knit.
A very handsome black cat is claiming a set of wooden double-pointed needles as his own. He's pillowed his head on a ball of yarn and has zero intentions of giving it back.
November 17, 2024 at 5:04 AM
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Eeeeeeee! Look at the adorable silent judging of all of your life choices!

Here's Bruce telling me to get that damn camera out of his face.
November 14, 2024 at 3:04 AM