Sharon (she/her)
@karmaaster.bsky.social
Geek of various and sundry fandoms, knitter, rabid bibliophile, and somebody who desperately wants the Fully-Automated Luxury Queer Space Communism that Star Trek keeps talking about.
Hey, you know why the deer couldn't cross the toll road?
Because she was a buck short.
Because she was a buck short.
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Hey, you know why the deer couldn't cross the toll road?
Because she was a buck short.
Because she was a buck short.
So, we had a Persian kitty come in who looked like Wilfred Brimley. And I had to Google who that was for younger coworkers. Because I am middle aged.
It's my birthday, by the way.
It's my birthday, by the way.
November 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
So, we had a Persian kitty come in who looked like Wilfred Brimley. And I had to Google who that was for younger coworkers. Because I am middle aged.
It's my birthday, by the way.
It's my birthday, by the way.
Good morning to our armed service members who should be reminded that you not only have the right, you have a moral OBLIGATION to refuse illegal orders.
November 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Good morning to our armed service members who should be reminded that you not only have the right, you have a moral OBLIGATION to refuse illegal orders.
I quit my job to pursue archeology. Now my career is in ruins.
October 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I quit my job to pursue archeology. Now my career is in ruins.
My new phone case arrived, so now I have a nice sturdy one that ISN'T held together with superglue and tape!
Look, it makes ME happy, okay?
Look, it makes ME happy, okay?
October 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
My new phone case arrived, so now I have a nice sturdy one that ISN'T held together with superglue and tape!
Look, it makes ME happy, okay?
Look, it makes ME happy, okay?
Could someone inform perpetual has-been Rob Schneider that one of the most famous children's hospitals in the world, the Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital in London, was established in 1852? Y'know WELL BEFORE his birth year of 1963?
October 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Could someone inform perpetual has-been Rob Schneider that one of the most famous children's hospitals in the world, the Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital in London, was established in 1852? Y'know WELL BEFORE his birth year of 1963?
I'm glad that I had the foresight to visit the toilet before settling into this chair because the 60+ pound dog currently sprawled on me has started snoring, so I don't think he plans to move any time soon.
It's also good that it's currently October. He's very much a little canine space heater.
It's also good that it's currently October. He's very much a little canine space heater.
October 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I'm glad that I had the foresight to visit the toilet before settling into this chair because the 60+ pound dog currently sprawled on me has started snoring, so I don't think he plans to move any time soon.
It's also good that it's currently October. He's very much a little canine space heater.
It's also good that it's currently October. He's very much a little canine space heater.
Portland looks pretty fucking rad, no lie.
October 12, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Portland looks pretty fucking rad, no lie.
Another coworker wore a mushroom patterned outfit and accessories today. I asked if she was trying to be a fun guy to the general amusement of all.
October 7, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Another coworker wore a mushroom patterned outfit and accessories today. I asked if she was trying to be a fun guy to the general amusement of all.
So, I had a coworker who was looking up contact information for a Dr. Alison Snow who has a dental practice in Cumming, GA.
Turns out there's a right way and a very, VERY wrong way to enter that particular search into Google.
Turns out there's a right way and a very, VERY wrong way to enter that particular search into Google.
October 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
So, I had a coworker who was looking up contact information for a Dr. Alison Snow who has a dental practice in Cumming, GA.
Turns out there's a right way and a very, VERY wrong way to enter that particular search into Google.
Turns out there's a right way and a very, VERY wrong way to enter that particular search into Google.
I move that Americans commemorate the awarding of the Nobel Peace Prize to MLK on October 14th, 1968. THAT is a worthwhile thing to celebrate on that particular day.
September 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I move that Americans commemorate the awarding of the Nobel Peace Prize to MLK on October 14th, 1968. THAT is a worthwhile thing to celebrate on that particular day.
"Oh my God, you're so nice!"
This was one of my coworkers upon realizing that I almost invariably preface or close requests to the office Alexa with "please" or "thank you."
This was one of my coworkers upon realizing that I almost invariably preface or close requests to the office Alexa with "please" or "thank you."
September 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
"Oh my God, you're so nice!"
This was one of my coworkers upon realizing that I almost invariably preface or close requests to the office Alexa with "please" or "thank you."
This was one of my coworkers upon realizing that I almost invariably preface or close requests to the office Alexa with "please" or "thank you."
So I heard about this guy who decided to enter a punning contest and came up with different ones hoping that at least one of them would win.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
September 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
So I heard about this guy who decided to enter a punning contest and came up with different ones hoping that at least one of them would win.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
First week at new job down. I'd forgotten how nice it is to have management treat one like a capable adult.
August 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
First week at new job down. I'd forgotten how nice it is to have management treat one like a capable adult.
Oh, and I start my new job on Monday. *quiet squees of joy given that I'm currently in a library*
August 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Oh, and I start my new job on Monday. *quiet squees of joy given that I'm currently in a library*
Delightful older woman at the library asked what I was knitting, received a catnip mouse, and gleefully let me know that her cat's birthday is actually this month, so utterly perfect timing right there
August 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Delightful older woman at the library asked what I was knitting, received a catnip mouse, and gleefully let me know that her cat's birthday is actually this month, so utterly perfect timing right there
One of the library staff asked what I was knitting and was delighted to get a catnip mouse in answer.
August 16, 2025 at 7:21 AM
One of the library staff asked what I was knitting and was delighted to get a catnip mouse in answer.
Been seriously enjoying this preview of Fall and I wish to subscribe to the full version.
August 4, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Been seriously enjoying this preview of Fall and I wish to subscribe to the full version.
Did you hear about the cheese factory in France that exploded?
Yeah, de-brie was everywhere.
Yeah, de-brie was everywhere.
August 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Did you hear about the cheese factory in France that exploded?
Yeah, de-brie was everywhere.
Yeah, de-brie was everywhere.
Reed Richards comes across as an autistic-coded character, right? It's not just me seeing that?
July 28, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Reed Richards comes across as an autistic-coded character, right? It's not just me seeing that?
I don't like summer. I know it's gotta happen, but I don't like it.
You can wring out the damn air like a sponge here.
You can wring out the damn air like a sponge here.
July 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I don't like summer. I know it's gotta happen, but I don't like it.
You can wring out the damn air like a sponge here.
You can wring out the damn air like a sponge here.
People are actually asking why Superman would bother saving a squirrel.
Um, because he's Superman and he CAN?
#Kindnessistherealpunkrock
Um, because he's Superman and he CAN?
#Kindnessistherealpunkrock
July 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
People are actually asking why Superman would bother saving a squirrel.
Um, because he's Superman and he CAN?
#Kindnessistherealpunkrock
Um, because he's Superman and he CAN?
#Kindnessistherealpunkrock
Sweaty Captain Janeway with a phaser rifle and a sleeveless top still does Exciting Things to my brain.
#fullyautomatedluxuryqueerspacecommunism #badassjanewayishottestjaneway
#fullyautomatedluxuryqueerspacecommunism #badassjanewayishottestjaneway
July 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Sweaty Captain Janeway with a phaser rifle and a sleeveless top still does Exciting Things to my brain.
#fullyautomatedluxuryqueerspacecommunism #badassjanewayishottestjaneway
#fullyautomatedluxuryqueerspacecommunism #badassjanewayishottestjaneway
I had a client inform me that her dog was all excited for their upcoming annual visit because they apparently remembered me as the nice lady who's always happy to provide skritches and is very generous with the treats.
No lie. It gave me the warm fuzzies.
No lie. It gave me the warm fuzzies.
July 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I had a client inform me that her dog was all excited for their upcoming annual visit because they apparently remembered me as the nice lady who's always happy to provide skritches and is very generous with the treats.
No lie. It gave me the warm fuzzies.
No lie. It gave me the warm fuzzies.
I happened to mention to my mom about Superman being vulnerable to magic and she goes, "I thought it was Kryptonite?"
"Well, yes, that too."
So this leads to a brief rundown about Superman's vulnerabilities AND how he gets his powers from our yellow sun and probably more than she wanted to know.
"Well, yes, that too."
So this leads to a brief rundown about Superman's vulnerabilities AND how he gets his powers from our yellow sun and probably more than she wanted to know.
July 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I happened to mention to my mom about Superman being vulnerable to magic and she goes, "I thought it was Kryptonite?"
"Well, yes, that too."
So this leads to a brief rundown about Superman's vulnerabilities AND how he gets his powers from our yellow sun and probably more than she wanted to know.
"Well, yes, that too."
So this leads to a brief rundown about Superman's vulnerabilities AND how he gets his powers from our yellow sun and probably more than she wanted to know.