karizard
@karizard.bsky.social
Writer of fics and original content. 30+.
karizard.carrd.co
karizard.carrd.co
I keep forgetting Bluesky exists 😭 anyway, here's a Twiyor one shot if anybody wants it
archiveofourown.org/works/70024946
#twiyor
#fanfic
#oneshot
archiveofourown.org/works/70024946
#twiyor
#fanfic
#oneshot
August 30, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I keep forgetting Bluesky exists 😭 anyway, here's a Twiyor one shot if anybody wants it
archiveofourown.org/works/70024946
#twiyor
#fanfic
#oneshot
archiveofourown.org/works/70024946
#twiyor
#fanfic
#oneshot
I keep forgetting I have this account
August 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I keep forgetting I have this account
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October 17, 2024 at 6:39 PM
#Maomao and the Cafeteria Caper
High school nobody Maomao La gets dragged into student council business when one of Jinshi Ka's Christian club friends get poisoned by a brownie from the school cafeteria.
archiveofourown.org/works/64541230
#jinshi #jinmao #mystery
#fanfic #oneshot #TAD #KNH
High school nobody Maomao La gets dragged into student council business when one of Jinshi Ka's Christian club friends get poisoned by a brownie from the school cafeteria.
archiveofourown.org/works/64541230
#jinshi #jinmao #mystery
#fanfic #oneshot #TAD #KNH
archiveofourown.org
April 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I wonder how much money I've spent over the years on things my kid lost, broke, or refused to eat after saying he would for sure eat it.
February 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I wonder how much money I've spent over the years on things my kid lost, broke, or refused to eat after saying he would for sure eat it.
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February 9, 2025 at 9:12 PM
What if someone famous read one of my fanfics. I would never know
February 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
What if someone famous read one of my fanfics. I would never know
My bad for not watching YouTube first and making buldak ramen with the entire spice packet and no cheese! Wow, I thought I had a better spice tolerance than this.
January 22, 2025 at 6:10 AM
My bad for not watching YouTube first and making buldak ramen with the entire spice packet and no cheese! Wow, I thought I had a better spice tolerance than this.
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January 19, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Oh my gosh. I own so many movies. I wanted to try to watch them all again (or some of them for the first time) but it's going to take me so long lol
January 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Oh my gosh. I own so many movies. I wanted to try to watch them all again (or some of them for the first time) but it's going to take me so long lol
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A simple guide to avoiding cancellation:
1) Keep your hands to yourself. Fans & colleagues aren't there for your sexual gratification.
2) No, really. Keep your hands to yourself.
3) Don't say hateful shit.
4) Avoid thinking hateful shit. It's not hard.
5) That's it. Hands. Hateful shit. Really.
1) Keep your hands to yourself. Fans & colleagues aren't there for your sexual gratification.
2) No, really. Keep your hands to yourself.
3) Don't say hateful shit.
4) Avoid thinking hateful shit. It's not hard.
5) That's it. Hands. Hateful shit. Really.
January 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
A simple guide to avoiding cancellation:
1) Keep your hands to yourself. Fans & colleagues aren't there for your sexual gratification.
2) No, really. Keep your hands to yourself.
3) Don't say hateful shit.
4) Avoid thinking hateful shit. It's not hard.
5) That's it. Hands. Hateful shit. Really.
1) Keep your hands to yourself. Fans & colleagues aren't there for your sexual gratification.
2) No, really. Keep your hands to yourself.
3) Don't say hateful shit.
4) Avoid thinking hateful shit. It's not hard.
5) That's it. Hands. Hateful shit. Really.
My 11yo told me I couldn't make him laugh without tickling him anymore so I called him a skibidi toilet from the back rooms, Ohio and guess what. I've still got it
#genalpha #parenting #genalphahumor
#genalpha #parenting #genalphahumor
January 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
My 11yo told me I couldn't make him laugh without tickling him anymore so I called him a skibidi toilet from the back rooms, Ohio and guess what. I've still got it
#genalpha #parenting #genalphahumor
#genalpha #parenting #genalphahumor
It took Leon Kennedy to make me truly understand the appeal of x reader fics on a personal level.
January 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
It took Leon Kennedy to make me truly understand the appeal of x reader fics on a personal level.
Found it. The cat knocked it into the washing machine
This is so weird. I live with my kid and no one else and he's at his dad's this week so it's just me in the house, and I just went to grab my cleaning spray and it's nowhere to be found. My kid didn't move it because he's not home. I don't remember moving it but I must have. What the hell
January 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Found it. The cat knocked it into the washing machine
This is so weird. I live with my kid and no one else and he's at his dad's this week so it's just me in the house, and I just went to grab my cleaning spray and it's nowhere to be found. My kid didn't move it because he's not home. I don't remember moving it but I must have. What the hell
January 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
This is so weird. I live with my kid and no one else and he's at his dad's this week so it's just me in the house, and I just went to grab my cleaning spray and it's nowhere to be found. My kid didn't move it because he's not home. I don't remember moving it but I must have. What the hell
I am so preoccupied by the fact I have gray hairs now.
January 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I am so preoccupied by the fact I have gray hairs now.
My life is so fucking boring.
(My kid is at his dad's and the depression has set in)
(My kid is at his dad's and the depression has set in)
January 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My life is so fucking boring.
(My kid is at his dad's and the depression has set in)
(My kid is at his dad's and the depression has set in)
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My DVD collection keeps growing because every time I can't find a movie to stream with one of my services, I get a used copy on eBay for $4 or 5, because if I'm going to spend that much for a digital rental, I might as well own it
January 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
My DVD collection keeps growing because every time I can't find a movie to stream with one of my services, I get a used copy on eBay for $4 or 5, because if I'm going to spend that much for a digital rental, I might as well own it