Souvenirs are like "here, please remember my vacation that I took without you"

When faced with a nosy family member who asks why you don't have a boyfriend yet, say:

"None have yet survived the gauntlet."

(Do not explain the gauntlet)

I assume we've checked whether Sabrina Carpenter is real or not.

If you wanted to decrease the cost of homes, one thing you wouldn’t do is put a flat tariff on your main source of timber.

The question is no longer about if it’s Constitutional or not, it’s about who is going to enforce Constitutional law when the GOP-held House is absolutely fine turning over their power to POTUS, and SCOTUS is largely aligned? Checks and Balances only work when they’re actually checked.

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“Make good trouble.”

~ John Lewis