Friend turns up to a wedding with pointy shoes

Other friend: nice shoes, they’d kick the eye off a spider…

Whoever made the graph at the Guardian needs to go back to infographic design school.

Staff at St Thomas’ A&E said the queue for accident and emergency yesterday (Monday) was solid until 3am.
Not even a bench for people waiting outside to sit on.

Thank you for prompting me to take better care of myself than I would have done. Social media is not all bad just depends who you follow

I’m alive which is good news but I will see the doctor. Better safe than sorry :)

Here’s the results of the BBC’s public satisfaction survey that was released in October. I can’t think why they bothered to do it. www.bbc.co.uk/ourbbcourfut...

I've just done a few tests like shining light in my eyes and pupils seem to be reacting normally, just feel a bit headachy and dulled. Thank you for suggesting I check I've just read up on it and I think i do probably have a mild concussion. will rest up for now and see how things are tomorrow

me too. so, so lucky.

I have a horrid feeling you are right, it was a proper face plant. So lucky it wasn’t concrete or muddy. Cup of tea, paracetamol and bed for me.