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A movie that takes place where you’re from. (Also feel free to post gifs about your mother’s maiden name and your first pet.)
November 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Into the wood chipper, flyboy.
November 15, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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You may be cool, but will you ever be "a young Chow Yun-Fat lighting a cigarette with a counterfeit hundy" cool? I think not.
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Oscar Isaac, telling the remaining Resistance pilots that somehow, Palpatine returned.
November 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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The life cycle of “world-changing” inventions - stage I: hype. An article from the LA Times discussing an undisclosed invention code named Ginger, that Steve Jobs says will “change the world.” The life cycle of “world-changing” inventions - stage II: revelation. The Guardian tells about the world-changing Project Ginger, which it turns out is a 100lb scooter with no brakes that can go up to 17 mph. Its inventor anticipates no problems using it on crowded city sidewalks. The life cycle of “world-changing” inventions - stage III: cautious acknowledgement from NPR that maybe, just *possibly*, the use case wasn’t there. The life cycle of “world-changing” inventions - stage IV: going out of business. An article from Fast Company detailing the now sold, resold, and stripped-for-parts Segway’s decision to stop selling Segways.
November 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Have I got a guy for you …
A bio for immunological gastroenterologist Dr. Giovanni Monteleone, or “Johnny Mountain Lions”, as he is known in the immunological gastroenterology game. I hope.
October 13, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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Homer's demands for Poochie character development: 'TWO- WHENEVER POOCHIE'S NOT ON SCREEN, ALL THE OTHER CHARACTERS SHOULD BE ASKING, "WHERE'S POOCHIE?"'
October 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Ok, but also:
"...impartial med bed fan, but a marketer for Tesla BioHealing, one of multiple companies selling what they describe as "med beds" sometimes for tens of thousands of dollars. The company credits its technology to a doctor who has previously been accused by the Federal Trade Commission of misleading advertisements for asthma treatments, and whose previous company board issued a resolution accusing him of sabotage, forgery, and sending company money to an online girlfriend."
September 28, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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!!!
A screenshot of your video, labeled as "graphic media"
September 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Dr. Zoidberg reveling in the collapse of the Planet Express stock price. “AH HA! ONCE AGAIN, THE CONSERVATIVE SANDWICH-HEAVY PORTFOLIO PAYS OFF FOR THE HUNGRY INVESTOR!”
September 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Gene Hackman as Harry Caul in “The Conversation”.
September 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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RFK Jr. out here rearranging scientific terms until they sound plausible like Geordi with an inverted tachyon pulse array.
Fry, explaining how how his plan backfired in the Futurama-Star Trek crossover episode. “Like a balloon, and … something bad happens!”
September 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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4-part Galaxy Brain meme that says: “THE MONSTER IS CALLED A FRANKENSTEIN. ACTUALLY, THE "DOCTOR" WAS NAMED "FRANKENSTEIN". WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT. DR. FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE REAL MONSTER. MARY SHELLEY'S MOTHER DIED IN CHILDBIRTH.”
August 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Chicago at dusk from the Willis Tower observation deck
August 31, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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This thread is textbook heeler mindset. All of it.

Source:
A wild-eyed red heeler, laying on her back and trying to decide whether to bite me for petting her.
August 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Well, if you’re through the Akallabeth, have I got a Thiel quote for you:
Yes, Thiel said, perking up. "There are all these ways where trying to live unnaturally long lives go haywire" in Tolkien's works. But you also have the elves. "And then there are are sort of all these questionable and, you know: How ar the elves different from the humans in Tolkien? And they're basically — I think the main difference is just, they're humans that don't die." "Why can't we be elves?" he said
August 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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It’s nice and all, but we missed out on the chance to be legends:
A flag that helpfully teaches non-Minnesotans how to pronounce things.
August 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Gonna die for some chickens meme, except it’s getting sanctioned over depo questions to Laura Loomer.
August 13, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Drill sez: 'issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"'
July 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Back in 2018, the Daily Stormer’s house style guide got leaked; it confirmed that the decision to hide racism behind the plausible deniability of “joking” is a calculated choice.
Excerpt from the Daily Stormer house style guide: “While racial slurs are allowed/recommended, not every reference to non-white should not be a slur and their use should be based on the tone of the article. Generally, when using racial slurs, it should come across as half-joking - like a racist joke that everyone laughs at because it's true. This follows the generally light tone of the site should not come across as genuine raging vitriol. That is a turnoff to the overwhelming majority of people.”
July 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Oh bother.
A bear that will definitely not get stuck in a hole after eating too much honey.
July 2, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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“You hate socialism, and yet you love being publicly owned. Interesting.”
June 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Eric Klinenberg is on here!
A skeet from sociologist Eric Klinenberg, reminding people that public libraries often serve as cooling centers during heat waves.
June 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Are you fucking kidding me, Reality?
The newly appointed 22 year old head of the Center for Prevention Programs and Partnerships in DHS, who has definitely said "milady" unironically
June 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM