Fjord Ranger XLT
@karate-bugman.bsky.social
he/him. 30. I enjoy all things cyberpunk, toku, horror, mecha, classic lit, video games.
Death stranding but the only song that plays when music comes on is Walk Hard by Dewey Cox
February 21, 2024 at 4:12 AM
Death stranding but the only song that plays when music comes on is Walk Hard by Dewey Cox
Growing monkey beard for black myth wukong
February 18, 2024 at 7:16 AM
Growing monkey beard for black myth wukong
Just what i have on hand
February 18, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Just what i have on hand
Metal Gear Solid 2 to trans pipeline
February 17, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Metal Gear Solid 2 to trans pipeline
Going to crack houses and making hideous bets that I won’t die when I shoot myself in the head with their gun and taking all the money when they cower in fear of my immortal jar jar image
when i die this will be the last thing i see when my life flashes before my eyes
February 17, 2024 at 6:40 AM
Going to crack houses and making hideous bets that I won’t die when I shoot myself in the head with their gun and taking all the money when they cower in fear of my immortal jar jar image
what’s your sign?
February 17, 2024 at 3:11 AM
what’s your sign?
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BG3 is actually the most accurate representation of D&D I've ever seen
come up with convoluted bullshit plans and make the DM resolve them anyway? check
steal everything not nailed down? check
fuck everything? check and check
the D&D players of yesterday teaching the ones of tomorrow
come up with convoluted bullshit plans and make the DM resolve them anyway? check
steal everything not nailed down? check
fuck everything? check and check
the D&D players of yesterday teaching the ones of tomorrow
"baldurs gate is gonna make bad dnd players! they're gonna wanna fuck the monsters 😭"
buddy, my guy, brethren,, wait till you find out about current dnd players
buddy, my guy, brethren,, wait till you find out about current dnd players
February 17, 2024 at 1:09 AM
BG3 is actually the most accurate representation of D&D I've ever seen
come up with convoluted bullshit plans and make the DM resolve them anyway? check
steal everything not nailed down? check
fuck everything? check and check
the D&D players of yesterday teaching the ones of tomorrow
come up with convoluted bullshit plans and make the DM resolve them anyway? check
steal everything not nailed down? check
fuck everything? check and check
the D&D players of yesterday teaching the ones of tomorrow
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"baldurs gate is gonna make bad dnd players! they're gonna wanna fuck the monsters 😭"
buddy, my guy, brethren,, wait till you find out about current dnd players
buddy, my guy, brethren,, wait till you find out about current dnd players
February 16, 2024 at 9:41 PM
"baldurs gate is gonna make bad dnd players! they're gonna wanna fuck the monsters 😭"
buddy, my guy, brethren,, wait till you find out about current dnd players
buddy, my guy, brethren,, wait till you find out about current dnd players
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(Taps the sign hard enough to leave a dent)
February 16, 2024 at 9:04 PM
(Taps the sign hard enough to leave a dent)
I miss the days of mirror selfies. Here’s mine!
February 16, 2024 at 4:05 PM
I miss the days of mirror selfies. Here’s mine!
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Mass blocking anyone who comes up when I search “#aiart”
February 15, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Mass blocking anyone who comes up when I search “#aiart”
IPAS are just fruit juice for pissdrinkers
February 16, 2024 at 2:44 AM
IPAS are just fruit juice for pissdrinkers
Told this to my college freshman advisor and he looked at me like I had killed a man
February 16, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Told this to my college freshman advisor and he looked at me like I had killed a man
Katie tightpussy v jenny tightpants
February 16, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Katie tightpussy v jenny tightpants
People who base their whole personality on sports are fuckasses
February 15, 2024 at 10:48 PM
People who base their whole personality on sports are fuckasses
Thinking abt the samurai Jack episode where Aku pretended to be a woman and Jack totally wanted to bang her (him)
February 15, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Thinking abt the samurai Jack episode where Aku pretended to be a woman and Jack totally wanted to bang her (him)
No one talks about how Thomas asked Jesus to show hole
February 15, 2024 at 1:57 AM
No one talks about how Thomas asked Jesus to show hole
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It is somebody's moral imperative to leak Coyote vs Acme to the world.
aftermath.site/coyote-vs-ac...
aftermath.site/coyote-vs-ac...
February 12, 2024 at 11:03 PM
It is somebody's moral imperative to leak Coyote vs Acme to the world.
aftermath.site/coyote-vs-ac...
aftermath.site/coyote-vs-ac...
New rule: for every worker that an AI replaces, the billion dollar company that owns it has to pay that person a very comfortable living wage and benefits for the rest of their life.
February 12, 2024 at 5:57 PM
New rule: for every worker that an AI replaces, the billion dollar company that owns it has to pay that person a very comfortable living wage and benefits for the rest of their life.
Damn. Kojimaaaaaa
February 10, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Damn. Kojimaaaaaa
Presented without comment
February 9, 2024 at 6:41 AM
Presented without comment
After ff7R is death stranding. After that second trailer I can’t not play the first. Kojima get on this app
February 9, 2024 at 6:37 AM
After ff7R is death stranding. After that second trailer I can’t not play the first. Kojima get on this app
FF7R all side quests complete. Time to do that third act (tmw)
February 9, 2024 at 6:05 AM
FF7R all side quests complete. Time to do that third act (tmw)