Karaoke for Cryptids
@karaokeforcryptids.bsky.social
This is @neonparadoxmusic.bsky.social's punk rock side project.
Our material is a mix of nerdy topics and pretty in your face left-wing politics. Into #AEW 🤼, Star Trek, video games, and hating Trump and Elon.
Account run by Chigimon.
Our material is a mix of nerdy topics and pretty in your face left-wing politics. Into #AEW 🤼, Star Trek, video games, and hating Trump and Elon.
Account run by Chigimon.
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Dissent, Expletives, Irony
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Today is the day! Listen now on Spotify, Apple (haha), or wherever you stream music!
#PromoSky #MusicianSky #IndependentMusic
open.spotify.com/album/3NysQ1...
#PromoSky #MusicianSky #IndependentMusic
open.spotify.com/album/3NysQ1...
If you haven't stopped listening to this since #AEWFullGear last night, you're not alone. 🤼
www.youtube.com/watch?v=usnU...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=usnU...
Red Dead Redemption 2 Official Soundtrack - American Venom
YouTube video by Arthur Morgan
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November 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
If you haven't stopped listening to this since #AEWFullGear last night, you're not alone. 🤼
www.youtube.com/watch?v=usnU...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=usnU...
The song "Mor" alone is worth the price of the whole record. Especially if you know the story behind it.
I highly recommend this record. There's a song called "A Song of I.C.E. and Fire" and that's the cleverest song title ever. haha
I highly recommend this record. There's a song called "A Song of I.C.E. and Fire" and that's the cleverest song title ever. haha
Preview of our cover of ACU (All Cunts United) by Death Row Groupies (AEW's Thekla's punk band) from our debut release "612" available now on Patreon here: www.patreon.com/posts/lynx-6...
November 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The song "Mor" alone is worth the price of the whole record. Especially if you know the story behind it.
I highly recommend this record. There's a song called "A Song of I.C.E. and Fire" and that's the cleverest song title ever. haha
I highly recommend this record. There's a song called "A Song of I.C.E. and Fire" and that's the cleverest song title ever. haha
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Like supporting women in the #metal and #hardcore scenes? Like women with giant... lungs? Hate everything Donald Trump and his racist, sexist, transphobic, homophobic jackboot Nazi shithead regime stands for? This album is for you.
Available exclusively at patreon.com/NeonParadox on November first!
Available exclusively at patreon.com/NeonParadox on November first!
October 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Like supporting women in the #metal and #hardcore scenes? Like women with giant... lungs? Hate everything Donald Trump and his racist, sexist, transphobic, homophobic jackboot Nazi shithead regime stands for? This album is for you.
Available exclusively at patreon.com/NeonParadox on November first!
Available exclusively at patreon.com/NeonParadox on November first!
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7 year wrestling anniversary.
Time flies when you're having fun.
I've wrestled some of the coolest people, done wild bumps, and wrestled with some of my closest friends.
I'm only getting started baby!
Let's keep it fucking going!
🧟🧟🧟
Time flies when you're having fun.
I've wrestled some of the coolest people, done wild bumps, and wrestled with some of my closest friends.
I'm only getting started baby!
Let's keep it fucking going!
🧟🧟🧟
October 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
7 year wrestling anniversary.
Time flies when you're having fun.
I've wrestled some of the coolest people, done wild bumps, and wrestled with some of my closest friends.
I'm only getting started baby!
Let's keep it fucking going!
🧟🧟🧟
Time flies when you're having fun.
I've wrestled some of the coolest people, done wild bumps, and wrestled with some of my closest friends.
I'm only getting started baby!
Let's keep it fucking going!
🧟🧟🧟
@neonparadoxmusic.bsky.social is sleeping so I feel like I should do this in his honor: Here's your weekly Marina Shafir thirst skeet.
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ALT: a woman is standing in front of a sign that says exit
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October 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
@neonparadoxmusic.bsky.social is sleeping so I feel like I should do this in his honor: Here's your weekly Marina Shafir thirst skeet.
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O’REILLY AUTO PARTS NATION RISE #AEWDynamite 🤼
October 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
O’REILLY AUTO PARTS NATION RISE #AEWDynamite 🤼
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FUCK ICE JOIN THE DARK ORDER #AEWDynamite 🤼
October 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
FUCK ICE JOIN THE DARK ORDER #AEWDynamite 🤼
MVP is the only MF who could get an elbow drop over in AEW. #AEWDynamite 🤼
October 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
MVP is the only MF who could get an elbow drop over in AEW. #AEWDynamite 🤼
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First track on YouTube in a while, but we didn't want to hoard this one just for the Patreon members.
Our cover of Necrosis (Thekla's AEW theme) is live now on YouTube with vocals from the tremendous @katthorsdottir.bsky.social and @itschelsea.bsky.social ! ☣️🕷️ 🤼
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIoj...
Our cover of Necrosis (Thekla's AEW theme) is live now on YouTube with vocals from the tremendous @katthorsdottir.bsky.social and @itschelsea.bsky.social ! ☣️🕷️ 🤼
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIoj...
Necrosis - Thekla AEW Theme Cover
YouTube video by NEON PRDX Music
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September 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
First track on YouTube in a while, but we didn't want to hoard this one just for the Patreon members.
Our cover of Necrosis (Thekla's AEW theme) is live now on YouTube with vocals from the tremendous @katthorsdottir.bsky.social and @itschelsea.bsky.social ! ☣️🕷️ 🤼
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIoj...
Our cover of Necrosis (Thekla's AEW theme) is live now on YouTube with vocals from the tremendous @katthorsdottir.bsky.social and @itschelsea.bsky.social ! ☣️🕷️ 🤼
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIoj...
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BTW for you uber #AEW 🤼 fans who know that Thekla used to front a badass sludge-punk band, we've done a cover, and @katthorsdottir.bsky.social couldn't be more perfect to sing it. lol
September 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
BTW for you uber #AEW 🤼 fans who know that Thekla used to front a badass sludge-punk band, we've done a cover, and @katthorsdottir.bsky.social couldn't be more perfect to sing it. lol
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My biggest accomplishment for the week: I'm working on a Hardcore side project with @neonparadoxmusic.bsky.social and got him to fit the term "Big Woke Clit" into a song, in honor of Brody King's HEY! EW appearance where he mentioned his big woke dick. 😅😅 #AEW 🤼
September 16, 2025 at 3:31 AM
My biggest accomplishment for the week: I'm working on a Hardcore side project with @neonparadoxmusic.bsky.social and got him to fit the term "Big Woke Clit" into a song, in honor of Brody King's HEY! EW appearance where he mentioned his big woke dick. 😅😅 #AEW 🤼
We know the work, we know the bit, we pop for truth, not counterfeit. Politics today is just pro-wrestling without all the awesome flippy shit.
open.spotify.com/track/0GeSEg...
open.spotify.com/track/0GeSEg...
Flippy Shit
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September 1, 2025 at 6:47 AM
We know the work, we know the bit, we pop for truth, not counterfeit. Politics today is just pro-wrestling without all the awesome flippy shit.
open.spotify.com/track/0GeSEg...
open.spotify.com/track/0GeSEg...
I smile anyway, even when the tears fall down. I smile anyway, I won't let my knees hit the ground. Tears might fall but they're invisible in the rain, so I keep on smiling. I smile. I smile anyway.
open.spotify.com/track/1vZgz9...
open.spotify.com/track/1vZgz9...
Smile Anyway
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September 1, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I smile anyway, even when the tears fall down. I smile anyway, I won't let my knees hit the ground. Tears might fall but they're invisible in the rain, so I keep on smiling. I smile. I smile anyway.
open.spotify.com/track/1vZgz9...
open.spotify.com/track/1vZgz9...
Today is the day! Listen now on Spotify, Apple (haha), or wherever you stream music!
#PromoSky #MusicianSky #IndependentMusic
open.spotify.com/album/3NysQ1...
#PromoSky #MusicianSky #IndependentMusic
open.spotify.com/album/3NysQ1...
Dissent, Expletives, Irony
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August 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Today is the day! Listen now on Spotify, Apple (haha), or wherever you stream music!
#PromoSky #MusicianSky #IndependentMusic
open.spotify.com/album/3NysQ1...
#PromoSky #MusicianSky #IndependentMusic
open.spotify.com/album/3NysQ1...
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Things are pretty crap, society kinda sucks, and our leaders are an embarrassment. All the more reason to take your mind off things and join the #MysteryWrestling Patreon. patreon.com/mysterywrest...
Note: Not a paid endorsement. It's just helped us stay sane this week. #WrestleSky 🤼
Note: Not a paid endorsement. It's just helped us stay sane this week. #WrestleSky 🤼
August 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Things are pretty crap, society kinda sucks, and our leaders are an embarrassment. All the more reason to take your mind off things and join the #MysteryWrestling Patreon. patreon.com/mysterywrest...
Note: Not a paid endorsement. It's just helped us stay sane this week. #WrestleSky 🤼
Note: Not a paid endorsement. It's just helped us stay sane this week. #WrestleSky 🤼
What's most disgusting about the way this country is run is that people who earned their positions can merely be ousted, so that the White House can install their own puppet sycophants into these positions.
"Trump runs the country like a business." Yes, and that's the problem. It's not a business.
"Trump runs the country like a business." Yes, and that's the problem. It's not a business.
Let me say this again...America voted for this: www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
CDC director being ousted refuses to resign, says RFK Jr. is ‘weaponizing public health’
Susan Monarez was confirmed as the CDC’s director in July. Three top agency officials announced resignations as the Trump administration moved to oust her.
www.washingtonpost.com
August 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
What's most disgusting about the way this country is run is that people who earned their positions can merely be ousted, so that the White House can install their own puppet sycophants into these positions.
"Trump runs the country like a business." Yes, and that's the problem. It's not a business.
"Trump runs the country like a business." Yes, and that's the problem. It's not a business.
BTW, Miss @nylarosebeast.bsky.social, this track made the final cut for our debut album coming out this Friday!
Okay, Miss @nylarosebeast.bsky.social. It's all yours. A member of my Patreon, Miss Chigs did the art, and told me to say hi. Use as you wish. 🤣🤣
August 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
BTW, Miss @nylarosebeast.bsky.social, this track made the final cut for our debut album coming out this Friday!
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New release jump-scare!
#ElectronicMusic #PromoSky #MusicianSky #IndependentMusic #NewRelease
open.spotify.com/album/4BPWK2...
#ElectronicMusic #PromoSky #MusicianSky #IndependentMusic #NewRelease
open.spotify.com/album/4BPWK2...
Engram Eve
NEON PRDX · Album · 2025 · 19 songs
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August 16, 2025 at 3:49 PM
New release jump-scare!
#ElectronicMusic #PromoSky #MusicianSky #IndependentMusic #NewRelease
open.spotify.com/album/4BPWK2...
#ElectronicMusic #PromoSky #MusicianSky #IndependentMusic #NewRelease
open.spotify.com/album/4BPWK2...
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In about three weeks, Neon is finally releasing this track where Chel and I are trying to sing as one. I can't wait for this to come out.
#IndustrialMetal #PromoSky #MetalSky
#IndustrialMetal #PromoSky #MetalSky
August 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
In about three weeks, Neon is finally releasing this track where Chel and I are trying to sing as one. I can't wait for this to come out.
#IndustrialMetal #PromoSky #MetalSky
#IndustrialMetal #PromoSky #MetalSky
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@eviluno.bsky.social I just donated another $25 to get you to put your Among Us streams back up and you said you'd make them all link only and send me the links. I'm going to hold you to that. My kiddo and I are only half way through. lol
August 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
@eviluno.bsky.social I just donated another $25 to get you to put your Among Us streams back up and you said you'd make them all link only and send me the links. I'm going to hold you to that. My kiddo and I are only half way through. lol
BTW #WrestleSky 🤼, our ska song about Willow isn't the only song we've done about the graps. Flippy Shit is also coming out on our debut album later this month!
Preview of "Flippy Shit" from our debut album "Dissent, Expletives, and Irony" that will be out later this Spring. 🤼
August 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
BTW #WrestleSky 🤼, our ska song about Willow isn't the only song we've done about the graps. Flippy Shit is also coming out on our debut album later this month!
Wait, is it Wednesday? Do I know what that means? Time for some #AEWDynamite! "Smile Anyway" is from our upcoming debut album Dissent, Expletives, Irony (DEI). Let's get ready for some graps! 🤼
#IndependentMusic #PromoSky
#IndependentMusic #PromoSky
August 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Wait, is it Wednesday? Do I know what that means? Time for some #AEWDynamite! "Smile Anyway" is from our upcoming debut album Dissent, Expletives, Irony (DEI). Let's get ready for some graps! 🤼
#IndependentMusic #PromoSky
#IndependentMusic #PromoSky