I hope now that he knows the price Lindsay Graham is sending out fundraising emails right now to get enough for testicles.

I'd first need proof that he ever talked to his children.

He's Archie Bunker feuding with Michael. Except without the part where Archie sometimes learned and grew. & except Archie had some redeeming qualities & people he actually loved. And Archie sometimes was actually clever. And worked for a living instead of grifting. Okay Trump is just an a-hole.

Has anyone started the Trump-style greeting card business yet? I kind of assume so. "A lot of people are saying he's a total loser and that she is a vicious piggy but Congratulations Newlyweds." "You used to be a pretty talented person. Now you're Anti-Trump & nobody likes you. Happy Birthday"

Philip Rivers reminds me of an old Philip Rivers.

Ah yes, the FIFA Piece of the Action Prize.

Duffy's next idea: use the moving sidewalks in the opposite direction! Get those steps in while trying to make your connecting flight!

I believe there is no historic precedent of a dominant world power dismantling its own influence unilaterally. This is a colossal self destruction.

Yep. And while I don't care for fireworks-they just don't interest me- I made sure to purchase a few for the special day.

I honestly am a little shocked no fake wrestling organization thought to give him a fake peace prize first.