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kapank.bsky.social
@kapank.bsky.social
Is anyone else experiencing the fear of
September 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Who’s gonna tell charli they do in fact build statues of critics
September 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
So somehow everyone’s a redhead these days huh
September 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I do think you are a stronger person than everyone else if you have a winter birthday
September 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
many adults need to be re-told the little red hen story a few times
August 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Devastating news guys they’re out of influencer jobs in all of New York State. All positions are filled! Can’t accept even one more
August 22, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I wish the word twink had not entered the heterosexual lexicon
August 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Ohhh you know what would make this historic home in upstate NY look really good?? If we painted it ALL BLACK and stripped it of all character and made it really hard to convert back. And then let’s make it open concept. And mark it up to a million dollars on the market
August 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
What do you do if you can’t get even one single thing done
August 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I really get him
August 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM
We NEED to end the propaganda which promotes Newark airport as a NYC area airport
July 18, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Introduce me to the kind of person who goes “yay!! Yippee!!” when a beloved show from their childhood gets a revival season. And I’ll push them into the east river
July 11, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Reposted
(Stroking a gay persons bleached eyebrows) promise you’ll stop… for me
November 19, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Me 🤝 the hyperhidrosis Reddit
July 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Every West Virginia tourism ad pitch for the last 50 years: “so I’m thinking that John Denver song should be in it”
June 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Isn’t it funny there’s people out there who’ll inherit property? Ha ha
June 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Thank god
May 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
There’s a kind of sitcom that’s popular nowadays where all the dialogue is stiff and feels like they’re delivering an Instagram infographic on queerness or something to you every episode and they really hope mentioning twinks or astrology or whatever will get a laugh
February 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
After two therapists leaving their practice within six months of my sessions starting w them I’m having my next one sign a 5 year contract
January 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Reposted
December 23, 2024 at 5:25 PM
We’ve created a toxic culture where it’s only socially acceptable to listen to Last Christmas for one month even though it’s a great song all times of the year
December 14, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Sometimes I just wanna be dramatic and vaguely tweet something like “hm 😐” or “hate this” without having anyone ask me what’s wrong and I think this is the perfect platform for it
November 20, 2024 at 2:31 PM
I’ve convinced myself if I woke up 15 mins earlier than usual and bought a silk filled duvet insert my life would change exponentially. Don’t let the grindset get to you like it did me
November 19, 2024 at 2:54 PM
(Stroking a gay persons bleached eyebrows) promise you’ll stop… for me
November 19, 2024 at 2:30 PM