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lilouzovert.bsky.social
Why don't all the alpha dudes just kiss??
October 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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lamettaregen.bsky.social
Wer mittanzt, hat nichts zu befürchten.
October 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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thelouvreof.bsky.social
alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social - 20h theyre called the yankees because they like to yankeeach other's penises Woderful wisart @leonardcohenfan19.bsky.social Inanpropriate post on my feed
October 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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dschthan.bsky.social
wurde ihr auch gerade von der nina warn app mit der nationalhymne geweckt
October 3, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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leovongripsholm.bsky.social
Lenny (SPD) von den Simpsons setzt den Counter für „Days without Verrat“ auf Null zurück.
September 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social
The piss tank on the ISS is now 14% full.
September 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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frames.earlgreymemes.club
VOY; "Projections"; the EMH, smirking in sickbay with Tom Paris and Harry Kim looking on in the background, with caption: Hmm... Computer, delete Paris.
September 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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karenhan.bsky.social
we’re so back
thefilmupdates.bsky.social Film Updates @thefilmupdates.bsky.social · Sep 9
Amanda Seyfried confirms ‘MAMMA MIA 3’ is in the works.

(Via @DEADLINE)
September 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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retrotechdreams.bsky.social
Please purchase WinRAR
August 17, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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jawska.bsky.social
reskeet a tweet you still think about
Screenshot of tweet (02 April 19 is date of last tweet) Taylor Swift Updates: ||UPDATE|| As most of you know, I haven't been very active in the past couple of months because I was in prison :/ I'm back now though :) more Taylor Swift updates coming soon! (41 comments, 666 retweets, 2,7772 likes) ali: omg why (1 comment, 5 likes) Taylor Swift Updates: I refused to join the IDF lmao (61 retweets, 256 likes)
August 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene, and it's #GarakTime. We're on station peeking over Captain Sisko's shoulder at Garak, a simple Cardassian tailor with loafy features. He has grey skin and spiny ridges that run up his neck, down around his face and eyes, and form a spoon shape on his forehead. He's wearing a low cut get up that highlights an extraordinarily robust neck. He's looking intense and flaring his nostrils something fierce. Closed caption reads, "I will confirm the rod's authenticity."
July 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Strange New Worlds scene. Spock is sitting and speaking. In the first shot he's looking up and smiling, kind of a tripping balls/just finished a big dentist appt kind of look. Closed caption reads, "(chuckles) I am hungry." In the second frame he's looking down, kind of dejected, and reflective. Closed caption reads, "But I'm also sad." All the alts are in pic one! 🍿🔥👀💯
July 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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krtwld.bsky.social
Hitzewelle kann kommen kl mayonnaise erfrischung ist schon in der tiefkühltruhe
Eine Form aus Plastik um selbst eis am Stiel herzustellen. Die Form ist mit Steileis aus heller Eismasse gefüllt. Ein eis am Stiel wird gerade aus der Form gezogen. Es ist Mayonnaise-farben
July 1, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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bencollins.bsky.social
Horse_ebooks tweet: Everything happens so much
June 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek Lower Decks scene. We're outside on a planet with large industrial buildings in the background at night. Hovering in mid-air is Captain Ransom. He's floating and shooting rainbow colored fire out of each arm. His eyes glow yellow.
June 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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coastalgoose.bsky.social
what if we kissed in the das kapital hüpfburg
hüpfburg die aussieht wie ein aufgeschlagenes buch darauf steht das kapital
October 20, 2024 at 6:58 PM
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esqueer.net
VEO 3

Prompt: Generate a TV news anchor with a British accent, the anchor says "in shocking news, Jake Kaye Rowe ling's yacht sank with her on board after being attacked by orcas off the coast of turkey" include the announcement in the dialogue.

This took one prompt and 2 minutes to generate.
May 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Strange New Worlds scene. We're in the Enterprise corridor. It's white and brightly lit. Nurse Chapel, who also has strikingly white hair, is talking to Spock, both are in uniform. Spock's ears look slightly different than usual, less pointy. Closed caption on Chapel, "Um, how's, uh, feeling going?" Caption on Spock, "It's a lot." Alt in pic 1
May 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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retrotechdreams.bsky.social
The Simpsons Hit and Run (2003)
May 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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nietzsxhe.bsky.social
Haben wir noch Stimmen? Keine Mehr? Zwei noch?
Foto von dem "Haben wir noch Pepps"-Typen, aber mit dem Gesicht von Friedrich Merz
May 6, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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brandsatzbodo.bsky.social
happy kalle marx birthday to all who celebrate
May 5, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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lamettaregen.bsky.social
🖨️ Meldung 🖨️

Fast heute ereilte uns diese Nachricht. Das lange Warten hat ein Ende; Geschichte wird gemacht - es geht voran! Wir heißen den neuen Staatssekretär im Digitalministerium herzlich willkommen! Ja hallöchen!

The Future is now 🆒
Ein 90er Hintergrund davor Amtor als Jäger, mit fliegendem Schirm und mit ausgetreckten Zeigefingern. Dazu in Word Art Text: Modern, Digital, Bürokratieabbau. Ein Katzen Word art Bild, ein grinsendes Emoji mit Zähnen, ein Frosch, Icon mit Weltkugel und Conputermaus, Internet Icon mit Erdkugel und Endgeräten
April 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Finde die neue Wirtschaftsministerin gut, Endlich offiziell Politik von Reichen durch Reiche für Reiche
April 28, 2025 at 7:36 AM