Holy shit, I'm going to die laughing. Absolutely incredible.

That's way too succinct to be Ackman, needs like 50 more sentences.

There's no worm?? Fuck, does this mean I have to stop working on my Rudy/Bobby mashup title, "Four Seasons Total Brainscaping"?

why would i pay to chat with satan when social media is right here and free

Arguably a traitor to the nation, as well.

Current mood:

Yeah, generally comment threads here tend to be pretty funny and debates are much more frequently congenial. There's the occasional circular firing squad, but even that (annoying though it is, admittedly) is better than the typical Nazi hate engine underneath every Twitter post.

I... is that burnt toast I'm smelling?

Yep. I use an AI noise reduction tool for my photography - it automates an otherwise tedious task, and can be easily checked for error. The tech has some uses! But it doesn't know what art is, just what sensor noise might look like.

Investors need it to be & do Everything, so Number Go Up Forever.

THIS!

"AI" doesn't think and inherently cannot know when it lies. The words don't actually mean anything to an LLM. Unfortunately, people are easy to fool if you act confident, and an LLM comes off as extremely confident, even as it generates absolute nonsense.

I would kill for a (good) modern Privateer sequel/remake. Just tell me who, how painful, and how humiliating it should be. Name thy foe.

(I'd say "dear FBI this is a joke", but I don't know if they have any staff left anyways)

I heard you liked food play, so I put some food play in your wax play, so you can eat while you heat.

... I'll show myself out now.

I mentioned that high temp waxes can be used mostly as an interesting note though, not as endorsing doing so. Like, candles aren't that expensive and if you mess up with beeswax it's gonna be a bad time for everyone. Soy wax is generally hard to fuck up with (not a challenge NOT A CHALLENGE)

Yeah. Soy wax melts at a very low temperature, while beeswax melts at a very high temp. Can't recall much about other types but you can find melting temps for most if you look. Higher temp *can* be used, by holding it much further from the body so the wax cools before hitting, but tbh just use soy.

Show absolutely owned start-to-finish.

Soundtrack to the most obnoxious hour of a person's life.

What does Donald Trump have in common with his golf game?

They both have more strokes than the ones that have been declared.