Kane Watkins
@kanewatkins.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 (he/him/his) Overeducated Oklahomo in retail. Sometimes serious, sometimes sarcastic. 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️
Vishnu up there side-eyeing you like, "bro..."
December 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Vishnu up there side-eyeing you like, "bro..."
This would be a fun heist film
December 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM
This would be a fun heist film
Agreed. The 3-part structure killed any momentum. Annie Jacobsen's book is great because it Went There.
November 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Agreed. The 3-part structure killed any momentum. Annie Jacobsen's book is great because it Went There.
That cowboy wallpaper is also a delight
November 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
That cowboy wallpaper is also a delight
Man, this could've been five paragraphs, with song titles like Hanky Panky, Don't Tell Me, Girl Gone Wild, Deeper and Deeper, What It Feels Like For a Girl, Justify My Love, Bedtime Story, Causing a Commotion, Who's That Girl...
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Man, this could've been five paragraphs, with song titles like Hanky Panky, Don't Tell Me, Girl Gone Wild, Deeper and Deeper, What It Feels Like For a Girl, Justify My Love, Bedtime Story, Causing a Commotion, Who's That Girl...
"White chocolate" is just pretentious vanilla
November 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
"White chocolate" is just pretentious vanilla
It's CrassMess that lasts from September through New Year's.
November 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
It's CrassMess that lasts from September through New Year's.
He was hot when I had the sound off...
November 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
He was hot when I had the sound off...
NBC News used the word "evacuate" and made it sound more like regular people would be moved, but it might be a translation difference
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
NBC News used the word "evacuate" and made it sound more like regular people would be moved, but it might be a translation difference
Have you tried canned green beans? Our shelties always went crazy for them, and they're like 2 calories.
November 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Have you tried canned green beans? Our shelties always went crazy for them, and they're like 2 calories.
There's a roughly 15 second slushy window between "liquid" and "exploded"
November 19, 2025 at 12:38 AM
There's a roughly 15 second slushy window between "liquid" and "exploded"
I'm kind of enjoying the M&Ms pants. I want yellow and red, please
November 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I'm kind of enjoying the M&Ms pants. I want yellow and red, please
So, when do they vote on Sheer?
November 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
So, when do they vote on Sheer?
"Ages 4+" ??!!??!!
November 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
"Ages 4+" ??!!??!!
Diet Sovereignty™, zero-control sovereignty with all the same great taste as Sovereignty Classic
November 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Diet Sovereignty™, zero-control sovereignty with all the same great taste as Sovereignty Classic
Exactly. Pete Bootyjudge
November 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Exactly. Pete Bootyjudge
Charlize Theron was nominated for an Oscar for playing Megyn Kelly when she was victimized by Roger Ailes. Justice for me but not for thee.
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Charlize Theron was nominated for an Oscar for playing Megyn Kelly when she was victimized by Roger Ailes. Justice for me but not for thee.
I loved it even before I saw the alt text accurately describe it as a 90s cartoon fever dream. It's industrial whimsy
November 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I loved it even before I saw the alt text accurately describe it as a 90s cartoon fever dream. It's industrial whimsy
Elton John? He had the respect of Black radio in the 1970s
November 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Elton John? He had the respect of Black radio in the 1970s